I can scarcely believe what Madame Zara (my footloose feline) has written to me in her latest letter:
Hello! You will never guess in a million years who I met in jail! LADY GAGA! Shut UP, it's true! Right at the end of my jail sentence, she and her crew arrived to film the prison scenes for her latest video "Telephone" -- you can see the video here, if you haven't already. But be forewarned, it's a little naughty! *tee hee* Unfortunately, all my scenes ended up on the cutting room floor.
But never mind! Lady Gaga and I hit it off INSTANTLY and now we're absolutely BFF! She immediately recognized me as a freespirited artiste SOUL SISTER and asked me to come along with her on tour! Of course I jumped at the opportunity. Since the cops ran my entire gypsy band out of town, I don't even know where they are now! So as soon as I got out of the slammer, I started living my new life with Lady Gaga.
I must say that the rich and glamorous lifestyle she provides is quite a contrast to the rather . . . er, um . . . modest circumstances you were able to cough up for me. Oh, at long last I am seeing how the other half lives! "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich" -- it's like Lady Gaga wrote that song just for moi!