Thanks, Judy over at JudysPhotos, for tagging me last week with the Three Freakin' Things meme! I'll leave it up to each of you to figure out which answers are true and which are not.
3 places I go:
--Mars, for the intellectual stimulation of its great universities.
--Timbuktu, to get away from it all.
--Winnipeg. Just because.
3 crushes I have:
--Sarah Palin, that hawt bitch.
--Kirstie Alley, because big women ARE sexy, baby!
--And of course, Colin Firth. My one male fantasy.
3 smells I love:
--Bacon frying, yum!
--Creosote. It reminds me of my childhood.
--Napalm in the morning. It smells like VICTORY!
3 favourite TV shows:
--The Big Bang Theory. Love those crazy boys!
--Joel Osteen's TV Ministry. Save my soul, Joel!
--Mad Men. Don Draper, you charming bastard . . . .
3 favourite movies:
--Texas Chainsaw Massacre, for its cinematography.
--Don't Mess with The Zohan, for its whimsical fuckery.
--Little Miss Sunshine, for its insightful commentary on hard geopolitical truths.
--Buy my amazing product. It's better than a slap chop!
--Write me into your will. You won't be sorry. I'd make a great beneficiary.
--Send me money. I'll pray for you in return.
3 people whose Three Freakin' Things I'd like to read (a.k.a. "Tag! You're it!"):
--Melissa at Being Melissa
--Winter Slytherin at 'Cause Baby You're A Firework
--Midwinterain at Journey of a New Witch
3 things you don't know about me:
--I have cute toes.
--I never had any wisdom teeth because I exist on a higher evolutionary plane than ordinary humans.
--I secretly yearn to be a ninja.
3 bands I love:
--The Eurythmics because of Annie Lennox, that hawt butch.
--Lawrence Welk because of the champagne bubbles.
--The Beatles because who DOESN'T love them?