Saturday, 22 October 2011

Ukulele Baby

This Spring, My Rare One gave me a charming hula girl for my car dashboard. With beautiful dark hair, a colourful lei, her own ukulele and a synthetic grass skirt, she does her hula dance whenever the car is moving.


But this Summer, I discovered that she's actually a bit of a . . . well, a bit of a hussy. In a hot car, under the blazing summer sun, the glue on her skirt softened and let go. OMG, my Ukulele Baby was doing a strip tease! Her hula moves started to seem more like a bump and grind!


I thought she was soon going to be flashing her bare ass to the world, but no. Turns out she has no ass per se. Only a metal bouncy spring. Phew!


Time to get out the glue and restore her modesty!

33 comments:

CorvusCorax12 said...

what a rip off (so to speak)

Snap said...

LOL! The heat does horrible things to women. I love the old hula dancers ... brings some fun memories to mind of long, long ago!!!!!

DEZMOND said...

must be useful not having an ass... no need for toilet paper, for panties ....

Sonia said...

I for one, am gravely offended. ; }

jadedj said...

If this keeps up, you're going to have to get her a pole for the dash.

laurie said...

we need to make that girl a butt, I have extra!

danjor21 said...

A strip tease minus the goods! What a bummer!

Anne Huskey-Lockard said...

LMAO!!!
Oh my..... ;-D
I always wanted one of those....maybe if I get one I better make sure the skirt is riveted on!

XXOO~~
Anne

knitwit said...

I wish I could replace my entire midsection with a nice skinny, flexible spring! Hilarious!

Francie said...

GOOD GRIEF! A complete hysterectomy right on your dashboard!

mistress maddie said...

I always wondered what women looked like between the top and bottom half!!!!!!!!!!

Em said...

Poor thing! I hate when that happens!

Jane said...

I know that taking some off my ass always puts a little extra spring in my step!

JeannetteLS said...

What happens when the top slides off?

Brahm (alfred lives here) said...

That is so awesome, I love it... I want a trashy hula girl for my dashboard. Or a hula boy, yep that is it, a hula boy! No wait, a hula MAN, yep that is it!

laughingwolf said...

i dunno, kinda like her that way better! :P lol

Jeanne said...

Oh My! I do believe she took off a wee bit too much!
I can remember (from my childhood) an uncle who had a hula girl. I thought is was "So Cool"!

YELLOWDOG GRANNY said...

"Lovely hula hands, graceful as the birds in motion....lovely hula hands."

dbs said...

Leave her. Everyone should be proud of their spring.

Plowing Through Life said...

Too funny! No need for all those butt exercises :)

madtexter (corey james) said...

That is hilarious! Reminds me of the time my sister was in a school play with a Hawaiian theme. They had to sing a song that had the line "I wanna go back to my little grass shack Inkialigou (sp?) Hawaii. I was 5-years-old at the time. How I remember that I'll never know. I just thought it was weird watching my sister on stage in a fake grass skirt singing crazy words.

If I had little miss bobble head on my dashboard, I think I would become so distracted that she would turn into my personal alone-time psychologist...'Girl, you wouldn't believe what happened to me today!'

Shalet Jimmy said...

That was a cool post....

Phil S. said...

Forget about her missing anatomy, because I thought at first she was holding a machine gun!

Em said...

Jeanette LS is so practical.

sophie...^5 said...

and the green skirt really brought out the colour in her top!!

j. littlejohn said...

i find it infinitely more interesting with just the spring actually. keep it!

Madge @ The View From Right Here said...

You made me smile...thanks!

Rue said...

Naughty! Perhaps she's just a diva who wants a change of clothes. Different colour skirt? Also - I'd like an invisible butt.

Magaly Guerrero said...

I laughed so hard my Piano Man came to check on me (he was practicing).

First I thought the doll was holding a gun. I know, I have issues.

And when I followed your story and saw the pics I started to shake with laughter. What a hoot!

Glue her back to dignity lol

-E- said...

this is oddly familiar, for reasons i won't go into publicly.

Lois said...

Well that was a hoot! Poor hula girl, no bottom. Just think, now you can make her a winter skirt for the coming Canadian Winter, maybe some flannel to hide her spring.

Blueberry said...

So there was Summer... then Spring? (oh no! that's a groaner). I also thought that was a gun. I've seen too many movies.

Kim @ Stuff could... said...

She looks like she could not take the heat.