But this Summer, I discovered that she's actually a bit of a . . . well, a bit of a hussy. In a hot car, under the blazing summer sun, the glue on her skirt softened and let go. OMG, my Ukulele Baby was doing a strip tease! Her hula moves started to seem more like a bump and grind!
I thought she was soon going to be flashing her bare ass to the world, but no. Turns out she has no ass per se. Only a metal bouncy spring. Phew!
Time to get out the glue and restore her modesty!
33 comments:
what a rip off (so to speak)
LOL! The heat does horrible things to women. I love the old hula dancers ... brings some fun memories to mind of long, long ago!!!!!
must be useful not having an ass... no need for toilet paper, for panties ....
I for one, am gravely offended. ; }
If this keeps up, you're going to have to get her a pole for the dash.
we need to make that girl a butt, I have extra!
A strip tease minus the goods! What a bummer!
LMAO!!!
Oh my..... ;-D
I always wanted one of those....maybe if I get one I better make sure the skirt is riveted on!
XXOO~~
Anne
I wish I could replace my entire midsection with a nice skinny, flexible spring! Hilarious!
GOOD GRIEF! A complete hysterectomy right on your dashboard!
I always wondered what women looked like between the top and bottom half!!!!!!!!!!
Poor thing! I hate when that happens!
I know that taking some off my ass always puts a little extra spring in my step!
What happens when the top slides off?
That is so awesome, I love it... I want a trashy hula girl for my dashboard. Or a hula boy, yep that is it, a hula boy! No wait, a hula MAN, yep that is it!
i dunno, kinda like her that way better! :P lol
Oh My! I do believe she took off a wee bit too much!
I can remember (from my childhood) an uncle who had a hula girl. I thought is was "So Cool"!
"Lovely hula hands, graceful as the birds in motion....lovely hula hands."
Leave her. Everyone should be proud of their spring.
Too funny! No need for all those butt exercises :)
That is hilarious! Reminds me of the time my sister was in a school play with a Hawaiian theme. They had to sing a song that had the line "I wanna go back to my little grass shack Inkialigou (sp?) Hawaii. I was 5-years-old at the time. How I remember that I'll never know. I just thought it was weird watching my sister on stage in a fake grass skirt singing crazy words.
If I had little miss bobble head on my dashboard, I think I would become so distracted that she would turn into my personal alone-time psychologist...'Girl, you wouldn't believe what happened to me today!'
That was a cool post....
Forget about her missing anatomy, because I thought at first she was holding a machine gun!
Jeanette LS is so practical.
and the green skirt really brought out the colour in her top!!
i find it infinitely more interesting with just the spring actually. keep it!
You made me smile...thanks!
Naughty! Perhaps she's just a diva who wants a change of clothes. Different colour skirt? Also - I'd like an invisible butt.
I laughed so hard my Piano Man came to check on me (he was practicing).
First I thought the doll was holding a gun. I know, I have issues.
And when I followed your story and saw the pics I started to shake with laughter. What a hoot!
Glue her back to dignity lol
this is oddly familiar, for reasons i won't go into publicly.
Well that was a hoot! Poor hula girl, no bottom. Just think, now you can make her a winter skirt for the coming Canadian Winter, maybe some flannel to hide her spring.
So there was Summer... then Spring? (oh no! that's a groaner). I also thought that was a gun. I've seen too many movies.
She looks like she could not take the heat.
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