She's done it, everyone! Here is this morning's email from Her Royal Highness at the London Cat Olympics --
Hello, human. VICTORY IS MINE! On the very last day of the Games, I have finally won a GOLD MEDAL! Here's a picture of me wearing it -- don't I look like a true champion?
And, best of all, I won it in the MOST prestigious event in the whole Cat Olympics! It took every fibre of my being, every ounce of my self-discipline and control, every last drop of my feline training, but I performed better than any cat in the world . . . .
Okay, yeah, technically I also had a partner -- some cat from Ontario or somewhere -- BUT REALLY IT'S ALL ABOUT ME, GLORIOUS ME!!!
Now I can simply sit back and just let the cat food commercials, flea collar ads and other endorsement contracts roll in! I'll be purring all the way to the BANK!
Luv, hugz and purrz from your Gold Medal Cat
Well! All I can say about this, HRH, is --