Wednesday, 29 January 2014

Holy Water

The Bible has some pretty famous stories about water. But is it time to update them for our modern world? Perhaps recast them in today's language and imagery?


Oh, if only Jesus did work at the supermarket! Life would be a party every day!


In medieval times, "the imitation of Christ" meant striving to live in poverty with love and charity for all. Our comparison standards aren't quite so high today:


And of course everybody wants to get in on the act:


One final question . . . .


The short answer? Yes, yes they will.

34 comments:

Magaly Guerrero said...

I always knew German Shepherds and hot hockey players were divine!

mxtodis123 said...

Thanks for my morning cheer.
Mary

Sunnybrook Farm said...

I needed a laugh this morning.

heartinhand said...

Lol I'm always wishing Jesus would show up and work some water magic.

Diane Cayton-Hakey said...

You always make me laugh. That's a good thing.

DEZMOND said...

hilarious!

Suzanne said...

Brilliant!

Jeanne said...

Such a modern look at religion. 'Bout time it was updated!
{{chuckle!}} Saint Patrick Roy....Saint Forsberg.....Saint Peter Budaj.....Yes, they do have a nice ring to them. :0)

Adam said...

the bottled water one is pretty funny

Vanessa Morgan said...

Once more laugh-out-loud funny. Thanks :)

Bird said...

Oh my God! Oh, pardon me! LOL!!! I laughed my fool ass off with just that first meme photo. I LOVE it. That's getting passed around. Thank you this was very good for my funny bone today. I appreciate your humor and your ability to share. This is wonderful. Have a great happy day, Bird

jaz@octoberfarm said...

all of the hockey players i know think that they walk on water!

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

Hahaha...thanks for the morning chuckle! Love the first picture!

Leeanna said...

AHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAA!! What a way to start my morning. I have to take that Noah meme for my Sunday page. That's a good one.

Melanie said...

Soooo funny! Yes, all hockey players should be canonized!! Well, the good ones anyway!

Linda Wildenstein said...

this was so fun. love your sense of humor and collections of random funnies.

Ol'Buzzard said...

Walking on water - big deal. Now if Jesus would keep my driveway plowed and come in a feed my wood stove all night I would be impressed.
the Ol'Buzzard

Hindustanka said...

As well as Russian hockey players too :)

The Happy Whisk said...

The dog on the water, I can't tell if it's real or fake looking ice. I see no marks.

JACKIESUE said...

Jesus could have a full time job in Texas if he could turn water into beer.

Elena said...

LMAO! That brain of yours!! Heehee thanks for the laughs.

Jim said...

Hm-m-m-m.....St.Sid. Has a nice ring to it!!

Francie M said...

Blasphemous, dear Debra, absolutely blasphemous. And damn funny! :)

Magic Love Crow said...

You are hilarious!!!

Magic Love Crow said...

You are hilarious!!!

Mary said...

Lol snort! Love it.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

I burst into laughter when I read "Jesus, assistance on aisle 4." Thank you. That was a good one.

xoRobyn

Riot Kitty said...

I love the dino, I've seen him in a few now!

Fundy Blue said...

Oh so funny! You always make me laugh! Happy day to you!

greekwitch said...

Haha! Now i have to try it next time i am at the super market!

Bobbybegood1 said...

LMAO! The "walking on water" is too cute. Excellent post! Cheers!!

Professor Chaos said...

The dog reminds me of Peter Sellers at the end of "Being There." I think he's not bright enough to realize he can't walk on water. A cat would be smart enough, but a dog. . .

Kyra Wilson said...

LOL Perfect!

Birdie said...

Yes, times have changed...a lot!