The Bible has some pretty famous stories about water. But is it time to update them for our modern world? Perhaps recast them in today's language and imagery?
Oh, if only Jesus did work at the supermarket! Life would be a party every day!
In medieval times, "the imitation of Christ" meant striving to live in poverty with love and charity for all. Our comparison standards aren't quite so high today:
And of course everybody wants to get in on the act:
One final question . . . .
The short answer? Yes, yes they will.