So the Easter Bunny arrives in town next weekend. Time for a little hard-hitting investigative journalism here on She Who Seeks. This blog is not just all superficial fluff and LOLcats, you know.
Is the Easter Bunny really the good guy and hero we always believed him to be?
Or is he some kind of irresponsible philanderer and deadbeat dad?
Are the whispers true that the Easter Bunny has a dark side? A crazed North Korean dictator-type dark side? *shudder*
Or can it possibly be true that the Easter Bunny is the drug lord kingpin of the world's biggest illegal grow-op network? Is his real goal to get our innocent kids hooked on the evil mary-jee-wanna?
Coincidence? I think not.
This concludes today's special report. Thank you for reading.
Hey, what are you bitching at me for? Good investigative journalism simply asks the tough questions. It doesn't necessarily produce the answers!