Monday, 14 April 2014

Easter Bunny Exposé

So the Easter Bunny arrives in town next weekend. Time for a little hard-hitting investigative journalism here on She Who Seeks. This blog is not just all superficial fluff and LOLcats, you know.

Is the Easter Bunny really the good guy and hero we always believed him to be?


Or is he some kind of irresponsible philanderer and deadbeat dad?


Are the whispers true that the Easter Bunny has a dark side? A crazed North Korean dictator-type dark side? *shudder*


Or can it possibly be true that the Easter Bunny is the drug lord kingpin of the world's biggest illegal grow-op network? Is his real goal to get our innocent kids hooked on the evil mary-jee-wanna?


Coincidence? I think not.

This concludes today's special report. Thank you for reading.

Hey, what are you bitching at me for? Good investigative journalism simply asks the tough questions. It doesn't necessarily produce the answers!

40 comments:

A Beer For The Shower said...

I can't figure out if I'd actually enjoy or be repulsed by eating a candy Kim Jong Un...

Snap said...

"snort"!!!

LL Cool Joe said...

No one ever has the answers to my questions. Now I have more unanswered crap to fill my mind.

Anne O'Leary said...

Hahahaha-it is on 4-20 this year. Now I wish I had tried smoking the grass that was lining my Easter Basket.

Leeanna said...

OMG! AHAHAHAhahahahahaaa! I was saving the cat/bunnies for this weeks Wet Cat Wednesday but what the hell. Funny as shit, as always woman.

Magaly Guerrero said...

The enemy of Sparta don't stand a chance. Chocolate wins every time... and bunnies, of course.

CraveCute said...

We need more of this thing called 'investigative journalism'! Your special report was very eye-opening and pretty funny too!

Laurie M said...

oh no, tell me it ain't so, not the evil Mary gee wana!!!!! oh my gosh I can't stop laughing!!!!

jaz@octoberfarm said...

this is so funny! the bun with the dooby is the best.

Birdie said...

LOL! Poor Fluffy.

DEZMOND said...

I hope Fluffy doesn't eat her kids when they grow up....

Jenn said...

Investigative reporting skills at their best. Here's one that would fit in well on this list:
https://twitter.com/jennp_6/status/455760492577845249

Thanks for the laugh :)

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hi Jenn -- Shouldn't the Easter Bunny and that chicken have black bars across their eyes like in the old smut-peddling tabloids, LOL?

Anne Johnson said...

Whassss up, docccc?

Elsie Amata said...

*sigh* my 14 year old daughter told me about Easter being on 4/20 this year. The Easter Bunny stole my child's innocence, I'm sure of it.

Mary said...

No! Lol. Not the maijuana. Easter Bunny must be from Colorado or Washington state. And he better not show up in Idaho. Lol again

Jim said...

Your journalistic skills are unquestionably topnotch, Debra.
Never trusted those bunny rabbits anyway! lol

Dawna said...

Spartans!!
..now how am I gonna keep a straight face at the supermarket checkout if I ever see such a thing!.. funny bunny :))

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

The Spartans....hahahaha! And the 'mary-jee-wanna'...BAHAHAHAHA...

Guillaume said...

Cats kill rabbits.

Ms. CrankyPants said...

I'm with the beer-in-the-shower lads...repulsed, yet oddly aroused, by the idea of eating the smashed bunny/Kim Jong un.

Wait, they didn't say aroused? So it's just me then? Huh.

Francie M said...

Poor Fluffy! Sigh, another hero with feet of clay, er chocolate ... ?

Rose - The Center of My Self said...

I laugh and I laugh ... and then I get to Kim Jong Un and I can't breathe. Investigate reporting at its finest! (And nary a K* (the family that will not be named) story in the bunch.) Thank you!

heartinhand said...

I have a sudden craving for rabbit stew and chocolate. Hmmmm.

Willow said...

Heeeeeee oh those marshmellow bunnies

JACKIESUE said...

best EVER

Adam said...

wow it does look like Kim Jong Un

dbs said...

re: crushing a marshmallow bunny...Wow. That is indeed disturbingly true.

Suzie Ridler said...

My sister Jamie and I used to make a bunny house filled with carrots for him every year and he never left a thank you note. I am leaning towards drug lord kingpin.

The Happy Whisk said...

If it keeps snowing like it is here today, it'll be a Winter Easter.

Jeanne said...

Hilarious! :0)
Beware the "Grass" given in the Easter Baskets!

Tammy Theriault said...

I'm just glad you didn't show any peeps...yuck!

Professor Chaos said...

To be fair, if you crush almost anything, it looks a bit like Kim Jon Un.

Magic Love Crow said...

LOL! I am all in for the Mary-jee-wanna ;o) LOL!

Diane Cayton-Hakey said...

Where do you come up with this hilarious-ness?? LOL

Riot Kitty said...

LOL at the cat with bunnies! He must be one horny motherfucker.

G. B. Miller said...

Thanks for the morning chuckle, but I could never figure out the significance of the 4/20?

Must be careful about Kim Jong Un as he's already dictated that the populace must have haircuts like his, and if the Easter Bunny has to do it, we're all doomed.

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Cheryl said...

Hilarious! The squished bunny really does look like Kim Jong Un

Miss Val's Creations said...

Now I will see the Easter Bunny in a different light!

Hindustanka said...

As I know we never had Easter bunny in Orhotodox Easter tradition...so I have no clue :)