Friday, 12 September 2014

Rolling Around in the Gutter


It's true confession time, boys and girls! I've always had the most terrible gutter mind. I love sexual subtext and double entendres of all descriptions, subtle or obvious. I spend much of my life biting my tongue in polite company.

So today, please indulge me while I post a few LOLs of questionable taste.


If one is good, two is better!


Hmmm, if these people wanted a lightsaber, they should've paid the extra bucks for a bigger sheet cake.


Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear . . . .


MOM!


We can always rely on Oscar Wilde to wax philosophical about the gutter.


Yeah, looking at the stars, eh Picard?


And when it comes to subtext, always remember . . . .


38 comments:

Vanessa Morgan said...

Hahaha, loooove the 'sex tapes' and the horse watching videos. Too funny. Have a lovely weekend.

mxtodis123 said...

Great way to start a Friday. Love these. You come up with the greatest stuff.

Gia said...

Ha! A good post for a friday! RDJ for the win.

LL Cool Joe said...

Love the sex tapes. :D

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

OHMYGOSH...the cake....BAHAHAHAHA... And the horse! BAHAHAHAHA! Loved these! A great way to start the day :)

Mark said...

Two of my favourite double entendres are "I'll double YOUR entendre" which makes no sense, but is oddly fun, and "In-YOUR-endo" which I have to say whenever someone says innuendo. I just have to. It's become a reflex now. I think I have problems.

jadedj said...

Hahahahahahaha...cinnamon. Seriously?

DEZMOND said...

we do like it on the naughty side...

ditchingthedog said...

That cake! If I created that I would be running out to buy store bought for the birthday. I would keep the vibrator one and have a girls night!

Adam said...

lol at the first tape one

Jenn said...

Bahaha...best sex tape ever!

Jeanne said...

Some good ones! Love the gutter/homeless mind! And the first sex tape! Awesome! :o)

Lois said...

Friday morning giggle. At our house we still do a lot of 'that's what SHE says' puns. :)

jaz@octoberfarm said...

love the sex tapes. you always make me laugh!

mistress maddie said...

Great minds think alike! I'll have to leave my rolls of tape like the first picture out like that and see if anyone at work notices.

Joy Christi said...

Awesome! Love to hear about a fellow pervert. As soon as I saw the title of this post, I jumped right on it!
I was off like a prom dress.
More excited than a puppy with 2 peters.
And other pervy things!

Missy George said...

Thanks for the laugh...There's a triple x rated blog on Bloglovin..should be banned..Very graphic..

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Missy, don't tease me like that, girl! Link, I need a LINK!

The Spooky Whisk said...

Some funny ones here. Hope you have a killer weekend. Cheers and boogie boogie.

bill lisleman said...

great selection - why didn't I think of that! I have both gray and red duct tape.

Mary said...

Lol! Snort! All fabulous. That poor 7 year old. Lol again.

bobbybegood1 said...

you are bad to the bone. but i like it. wonderful! have a great weekend debra. cheers!!

heartinhand said...

Looks like you're not alone in the gutter, honey! I love these and I love the gutter.
:)

Ms Misantropia said...

Ok, we indulge you ;)

Miss Val's Creations said...

Haha! My favorite is the accidental vibrator cake! All the adult guests at the party must have been laughing their asses off.

JACKIESUE said...

I'm with you..and if the 2 of us got together around normal people..we would get into so much trouble..

Michael D'Agostino said...

I hope and pray that nobody told Chase to use the force.

theduchessofh said...

Oh my stars, Debra. Although my mind is NEVER (that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.) in the gutter ; this post is funny!

theduchessofh said...

And although it's an acquired taste; I'm also rather fond of cinnamon.

Laurent said...

I am shocked by these revelations, I always thought by reading your blog that it was all done by someone who was all proper, I mean you live out West, it's not like you live in Late Ford Country. Oh well the truth always come out.

Guillaume said...

Hilarious.

Francie M said...

Hahahaha! And i must say, that is the best picture of Oscar Wilde I've ever seen. He was very handsome when he was young - most photos seems to show him a little heavier and older. Happy star gazing, Debra! :)

Fundy Blue said...

Thanks for the laughs this morning, Debra! Have a good one.

S'weet Britches said...

Haha! Yay, me and you have the same sense of humor then! Love it. :o)

FYI - This is "HunnyMinxy". I've swapped accounts. I hope you find me at the new one "Sweet-Britches".

Have a lovely day! :o)

G. B. Miller said...

Boo-YAH!

Father Nature's Corner

Michael Muehleisen said...

Good stuff, I found you on Sweet Britches site. I like a sense of humor.

Rue said...

*snicker* Go dirty or go home!

Magic Love Crow said...

LOL! I've missed you Deb! Thanks for making my night ;o)