Thursday, 10 December 2015

Fugly Holiday Sweaters, Part 1

EVERYONE wants to throw a Fugly Holiday Sweater Party and I'm no different! But mine is going to be a virtual party -- much less work and expense that way, LOL! So let's see what partygoers are wearing, shall we?

Here's someone in an EVER-POPULAR copulating reindeers sweater! Oooo, it's the rare "threesome" edition too. Nice.


There's only ONE sweater CLASSIER than that --


I see there's some GAME OF THRONES fans here today --



The local neighbourhood CAT LADY is here as well -- although she wears this sweater EVERY day. And I want one too.


Let's get serious for a minute now, boys and girls. Don't forget the REASON FOR THE SEASON!


NO, OF COURSE I really meant the Birthday Boy! Although he looks kinda GRUMPY, doesn't he?


JEEZ Jeez, cheer up, willya? It's all DOWNHILL from here, buddy, so better enjoy things while you can. And hey, Holy Spirit, nice scarf!

YAY, my Jewish pals are here at the party too! They're busy celebrating HANUKKAH right now --





OY, I could use a G & T too!

Finally, let's give the last word to the guy from the MIXED marriage --


Be sure to tune in tomorrow for PART 2 of the party, when TEH GAYS finally deign to show up fashionably LATE, as always.

37 comments:

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Now that was funny. I love how this has become quite the tradition over the past years. The kitty one is the most hideous.

Blogoratti said...

That 'Birthday Boy' sweater though, ha!

Sunnybrook Farm said...

I keep telling myself that the holiday will be over soon.

LL Cool Joe said...

This post reminds me why I can't wait for Christmas to be over. :D

anne marie in philly said...

bwhahahahahahahaha! I need eye bleach! although the daisy chain reindeer...

mxtodis123 said...

Too funny. I had to do a double take on that first sweater. LOL!!!
Mary

Marie Smith said...

I love the Christmas Vacation RV reference. Our favourite Christmas movie is on a sweater. A conversation piece for sure. Enjoyed this post.

strangelynaked.com said...

I was in Macy's (not an endorsement) and saw what I can only assume are unintentionally funny Christmas sweaters. They are so ugly it's astounding that someone designed them, made them, someone at Macy's HQ said "let's stock those" and that someone maybe somehow possibly picked it up and thought it looked good and paid money for it. These that you display, I get. Those stocked at department stores are a mystery.

Gia said...

Cats!!! I'm also a big fan of those smiling dreidels. Need to see if that comes in Boyfriend's size.

DEZMOND said...

there's two somethings sticking out of Rudolph's bum in that first one... lucky bastard.... I'd gladly wear the fugly one with crazy cats :)

laurie said...

yup, thats a bunch of fugly sweaters for sure!!!

Jim said...

THAT was fun, Debra! LOVE your parties! Thanks for the invite!

Jono said...

Holiday sweaters are one of the most entertaining things of the season. Never saw one for Hanukkah until now.

Debi said...

Oh what fun it is to visit, fashionable and informative 👍👍👍 Queen of Equallity, thank you! Canadians are humorously clever!

mistress maddie said...

I think I'll pass on the sweater party but I'll take a gin and tonica

Willym said...

The lovely thing is that you could wear any of these to the office party and be sure that you'll be the only one with a sweater like that.

jaz@octoberfarm said...

oh what fun! the blog tech has quite the collection!

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

The birthday boy sweater...bahahaha! I would attend a party like this :)

lady M said...

I birthday boy is a riot. I supposed he looks so pissed because he has to wear a party hat.

Adam said...

Except in the GOT world now, Winter is Here.

Insomniac's Attic said...

These made my morning! LOL

Miss Val's Creations said...

Fantastic! Holiday sweaters get uglier as the years go on. It's a beautiful thing!

Leeanna said...

I noticed that Walmart has a fugly sweater department for Christmas. Most of them are gone. Someone must be having a FS party soon.

The Happy Whisk said...

Those are great fun and I'll be back tomorrow for more.

Bouncin Barb said...

First one is my fav. Who doesn't like 3somes for a couple of bucks?!!!

Professor Chaos said...

I would pay money for a few of those.

Jenny Woolf said...

That cat sweater gets my vote though I kind of missed what cats have to do with Christmas....

Bob Johns said...

The Birthday Boy one is fantastic. And I must say the Hanukkah sweaters are just as fun!

Birdie said...

I want the "Shitter's Full" one!

Francie M said...

The birthday boy?? hee hee

Mark said...

I really love a good fugly holiday sweater. The uglier the better. I don't know how to feel that I'd wear some of these.

greekwitch said...

I need the birthday boy one. I really really do!!!

Missy George said...

Love the gin and tonica...great sweaters..thanks for sharing...

Ol'Buzzard said...

I could go with the reindeer humping -
the Ol'Buzzard

JACKIESUE said...

those sweaters really made me laugh..

Magic Love Crow said...

LOL! Thank you for making me laugh! LOL! I have to say, I would wear the game of thrones one :o)

Ramzu Zahini said...

I am living in a vey hot and humid country, so sweaters are quite rare indeed, hahaha.