Friday 5 May 2017

Bad Parenting Advice -- FREE!

These tips work just as well for grandparents too! Have fun with those little kiddos!









31 comments:

baili said...

Lots of fun !

i absolutely enjoyed your selection of pics and funny stuff .

loved the circle of life MOST! how true ! how sweet!

anne marie in philly said...

I wish "take your kids to work day" was NOT being practiced any more. I don't have this problem at my office (thank the dogs and cats).

Mark said...

The only thing that's bad about these is how much they're going to cost me in therapy when I do them.

Jeanne said...

Marvelous! There's a couple there I'd like to try with some of the grandkids. :o)

Bob said...

I love those ... because they sound liek things my dad would have said and done to me if he'd known about them!

DEZMOND said...

What's with the colonoscopy theme today? Is someone having one?

Davoh said...

Seriously .. the only person my wife gave me of importance in my life so far - is a homosexual son.

Davoh said...

Me? Nah .. prefer the mons verenis .....
Also.. self has a male name history stretching back 16 generations .
Which makes it sort of funny ... if it all ends with him

Sylvie said...

Haha! These are great!

MrsDuncanMahogany said...

OMG! These are hilarious!!! The space craft one gets my approval for sure!! I always used to tell my son when he was growing up that when the Dickie Dee ice cream bike was ringing his bells that they were all OUT of ice cream.....

Saved me a few pennies that did! :)

Happy Friday!

Leanna said...

Seriously woman! You need psychiatric care. You forgot one.
"Never yell at your kids! Lean in close to their ear and whisper, it's much scarier."
BWAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAA!!!

Mistress Maddie said...

The kids and the space ship!!!!!!! That is a great idea. But that horse mask is a bit scary. I have a friend who is a wee odd and into horse masks. I don't ask questions.

Rain said...

Ha ha! I love the circle of life photo! So what's wrong with that? ;)

yellowdoggranny said...

damn I wish I had thought of some of those.

Adam said...

Those eight wishes are mine

Marie Smith said...

Lol. We have the grandkids today. I needed a chuckle!

Linda d said...

Timely as I am scheduled to visit Dr. Colonoscopy on Monday early. Double checking the calendar....NOT take your kid to work day...PHEW!!

The Happy Whisk said...

Sage advice. Loved the spaceship and take the kid to work.

Birdie said...

Love these! I was so much more sane when I was young. God help us all if I had kids now.

Martha said...

BAHAHAHAHA! These were all hilarious. The spaceship was great. But so were the others!

This N That said...

I see years of therapy ahead..Funny
Have a great weekend

Jim said...

'Take your kid to work day'!! lol

The first one/Horse head is hilarious....I think!!/

Willym said...

warped.. funny as hell but warped!!!!

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Lordy, what were those people on when they created these, and can I have some? Please. Gimme some of it right now. I absolutely LOVE the "and Jimmy...colonoscopy" one. I can barely contain myself. Thanks, Debra.

Magaly Guerrero said...

The Santa trapping tradition sounds rather catching, lol!

Ol'Buzzard said...

Retired teacher; don't do kids.
the Ol'Buzzard

The Blog Fodder said...

Calvin's father (from Calvin and Hobbes) was my hero.

Guillaume said...

That is actually quite funny.

Magic Love Crow said...

LOL! Too funny!!

Lynn said...

All hilarious! Love the one about the spacecraft. :)

Fundy Blue said...

These were fabulous, Debra! I'm laughing in a sick way. I can just see my brother pulling something like the alien photos in the attic. Too funny!