NOOOOOOOOO, I don't mean Trump supporters vs Trump resisters! I mean something much, much more serious!
Are you on Team Waffle or Team Pancake?
Is this your attitude to the whole issue?
What, exactly, is your position on syrup? Does it reveal where your true sympathies lie?
Okay, here's the real test of loyalty. Cue the pancake porn!
Or maybe hardcore waffle porn is more your style?
Are you a pushover for waffles?
Or do you hold out for the good stuff?
Oh yeah, baby, yeah!
Don't be fooled, my friends. There is a powerful secret organization pushing the Waffle Agenda!
They want you to believe all their waffle propaganda!
But don't be taken in! I'm here to tell you the truth! THE TRUTH!