Friday, 1 September 2017

InsPURRation from Moi, HRH


Hello everyone. Her Royal Highness the Cat here once again from the Afterlife, filling in as Guest Blogger for my lazy human Debra She Who Seeks who has irresponsibly buggered off for a couple of months.

While I have your momentary attention, I feel obliged to impart some feline wisdom to you. Please take each and every one of these inspirational quotations to heart and perhaps you too can approach the spiritual heights on which we cats reside.

Hahahahahahaha, just kidding. You'll never attain that kind of enlightenment, being mere humans instead of cats. Nevertheless, for Bast's sake, just try to learn what you can from them with your substandard brains and inferior comprehension.

My blessings to you all.














40 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

I love them all! HRH, you are correct; we hoomins will NEVER be as great as cats are. and my 3 nod in agreement with that sentence.

Bob Slatten said...

Cats rule.

Marie Smith said...

The first and last are my favorites. Hilarious and wise, all.

Adam said...

I don't know you might get a "so?" at Burger King

Leeanna Henderson said...

Thank you HRH, for all this *cough* inspiration. Is it true that cats were once thought of as gods in Egypt??

e said...

As usual, HRH is brilliant.

(The skin sock holding water and farts... so brilliant!)

Kirk said...

Ha!

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

HAHAHA! Words to live by. Best advice on life I'll run across today :)

Jenn said...

OMG those are my kind of inspirational quotes. Thanks for the chuckles HRH!

Jono said...

One pubic hair, eh? Gotta try that. On life: You're born, you live, and then you die. All the rest is just filler.

DEZMOND said...

how very unposh of you HRH, not at all royal, indeed. All them bad words, are you sure you're a cat and not a dog?

Linda @ Life and Linda said...

Well, well, I welcome this cute kitty cat and those quotes.

Mitchell is Moving said...

These are "inspired"! AND I'm feeling so powerful -- one of MY very own pubic hairs can do that!

Janie Junebug said...

Life's a bitch. And then you die.

Love,
Janie

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Such a smart kitty. Thanks for getting straight to the point, you sweet pussy.

Magic Love Crow said...

I can't stop laughing! LOL! Really, I can't! LOL! I have to go get mom to read these! LOL! That fart one is hilarious!! Big Hugs!

Anne Johnson said...

I like your style, RH.

Miss Val's Creations said...

Thank you HRH! These gave me a good laugh! The 3 stages of life really sums things up for me.

Willym said...

Well now I feel confident that I can approach life fully prepared to grab it by the throat and shake some sense into it.

krishna said...

Like the three stages of life...

Please visit: http://from-a-girls-mind.blogspot.com

Missy George said...

I have missed you and HRH!! So cute..Just love the three stages of life!! And the "grass is greener"..You always have the best stuff..Thanks for sharing it..Have a wonderful weekend..

bj said...

it was the one pubic hair that got me...:)

Magaly Guerrero said...

My pubic hairs have never felt this much empowerment. Thank you, HRH, thank you so much.

Fundy Blue said...

Great fun, HRH! Sometimes it is soul cleansing to tell someone to FO, especially when you use the term sparingly so it has more effect! LOL

Rain said...

Great post! I love the sarcasm :)

Guillaume said...

True wisdom.

bj said...

Dirty Dancing is a super good love story but lots of fun dancing and music sprinkled all thru it...also, a few good life lessons along the way.

Debi said...

Wrinkly stretched skin sock to YOU! Hahahaha! I feel energized thank you witty kitty! xoDebi

MrsDuncanMahogany said...

Oh HRH, you are THE best!!! I laughed at them all and then some!

Barbara said...

Love the cat picture. I can almost hear her purring.

bill lisleman said...

Many great thoughts - really like the first one.

Professor Chaos said...

Yea!~ HRH is back! And that top photo is maybe the cutest damn kitten I've ever seen!

CraveCute said...

HRH has a mighty fine collection of quotes. I will be using them on a daily basis. lol Hope you're enjoying your break Debra!

^.^ said...

Nice space you got here ... hello from Alberta, Canada ... cat.

Blogoratti said...

Lovely and a delightful read indeed, warm greetings.

Elsie Amata said...

The one about the grass is always greener is so true. I used to think that others had it so much better than me and I'd be jealous. Then I realized they just hid it better than I did. :)

Enjoy the rest of your week!
Elsie

Lynn said...

So lovely of her highness to present funnies. Hope her person is having a wonderful time on her holiday!

A Beer For The Shower said...

We are way beyond late (sorry for that), but can I just say that 'skin sock full of water and farts' may be my new favorite expression ever?

piseth san said...

The first and last are my favorites. Hilarious and wise, all.


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Insomniac's Attic said...

Trite inspirational quote ... blah, blah ... fuck off. I'm crying here. lol