Wednesday, 25 October 2017

Some Good Advice


I don't know WHY witches have the BAD reputation that they do. I suspect THE MEDIA has something to do with it.


Nothing but malicious propaganda. FAKE NEWS!


In reality, witches are WONDERFUL people. And they are FABULOUS cooks!


They're ALWAYS considerate of other creatures' gastronomic needs . . . .


Witches have INNATE GOOD TASTE when it comes to interior decorating too.


And witches are NOT bad drivers, no matter WHAT lies you may have heard.



You've probably got MORE IN COMMON with witches than you could ever DREAM!


So, go on, take a CHANCE! It could turn out to be TRUE LOVE!


48 comments:

Bob Slatten said...

"Witch, please."
Love that one.

mistress maddie said...

I love that,first image!!!!! I have been called a,witch....and been known to cast spells over unsuspecting men πŸŽƒ

baili said...

Hahaha

excellent post dear Debra!

but joke's part here a witch live in my neighbourhood and play funny ticks around which do nothing harm to me except smiling.

Loved each fun you shared here:)

Her Royal Highness said...

Takes one to know one, that's all I can say.

Linda deV said...

I must say, you are my favorite witchπŸ’œ

Frank said...

Loved Morticia and Gomez.

Marie Smith said...

Lol. Love the witch and the cowboy the best.

LL Cool Joe said...

Reminds me of the Todrick Hall track where he says "Are you a good witch or a bad bitch?"

jaz@octoberfarm said...

i always have such trouble getting the toenails off of the butterflies.

Suzie Ridler said...

Oh these were awesome! What a perfect way to start my Halloween witchy day. Thanks Debra!

Jeanne said...

Marvelous! :o) Love them all! Morticia & Gomez...my all time favorite lovers.♥

Tara said...

Witch, please. *snort* I so wanted to be Samantha when I was growing up--I practiced wiggling my nose but it never worked.

Snap said...

Charcoal, onyx, or bottomless void ... Yee-Haw!

(I have extra cinnamon brooms parked at my front door.)

MrsDuncanMahogany said...

Oh that last one for sure!!!! :) Its always Halloween in my house...

Kirk said...

The "fairytale wedding" cracked me up.

NanaDiana said...

I love this post, Debra. What fun!!

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch. Say that 10 times fast. lol

Have a great Wednesday- xo Diana

Rain said...

Great funnies! Witches are wonderful people. :) We sure are. :) Ugh, the media...destroys everyone and anyone...it's time we STOP paying attention to it!

e said...

Thanks for the lolz! We do get a bad rap, don't we?!?

Leeanna Henderson said...

Savage Chickens never disappoints. The Bugs Bunny pics are so classic. I'm surprised you didn't have Witch Hazel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAIeRRxjzCI

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Leeanna Henderson -- You're absolutely right, of course. Witch Hazel's presence in this post is, alas, only "indirect" or "suggested" via Bugs Bunny being in her stew pot, reading her recipe. She and her hairpins deserved more direct representation!

Rosemary said...

I can well believe that fake news has been around for centuries and was not invented by Trump!

DEZMOND said...

how do they check if a bunny is fresh or not? Speaking of witches, I do ever so hate the era of witch-hunt and lynching we currently live in, especially in the media :(

Birdie said...

I rear ended someone! lol

Jenn said...

I always need a good laugh at work! These are great!

Lowcarb team member said...

Just had to stop by and see these ... so pleased I did!
Also liked your Halloween pancakes in your last post.

All the best Jan

Miss Val's Creations said...

Great funny finds!

anne marie in philly said...

"tish, you spoke french!"

rear ended - hee hee hee!

Adam said...

I think Sarah Palin really messed up their reputation

Barbara said...

Hahaha. Cute. My favorite the cowboy and witch.

The Blog Fodder said...

Stole the rear ended and passion for hats. Too funny.

Professor Chaos said...

If Morticia Addams is a witch, count me in!

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

HAHAHA! I love this post. The one with the cat and garlic. HAHAHA

Lynn said...

I like the Wizard of Oz one. :)

Elsie Amata said...

The online dating was my favorite. He was so clueless. Swipe right, yep, she's perfect for me! haha

Have a beachy week!
Elsie

Mitchell is Moving said...

Thanks for the laughs today. They're always welcome. My favorite? The first one. No the second one. No...

jadedj said...

Oh Morticia...Morticia...Morticia, get rid of that blood sucker Gomez and I'm yours!

Davoh said...

What, witch, winch, wench when?

apologies, am an unreconstructed, male with problematical dangly bits in my crutch: um, there are some problems with 'female' designed underwear .. heh. not only that have no idea what should do with my breasts. Apparently i should indicate some 'cleavage'.

Apparently, as an elder male, have no further use in this 'feminine' future ... do you have any suggestions .... ??

Missy George said...

Another good one. You are right in your element..Thanks for the laughs.

Linda Wildenstein said...

Something witchy this way comes. Some of my bestest buddies and relations are of the witchy variety and all that you have said is true. We are FABULOUS and a bag of chips. Happy Hallowooooon, xoxo Oma Linda

JACKIESUE said...

I always wanted to be loved by someone like Gomez loved Mortica

John M said...

I enjoyed your collection.

Mark said...

There is a lot of disinformation about witches out there. I'm sure the Russians are to blame. Seems they're to blame for just about everything else.

Magic Love Crow said...

These are brilliant Debra! LOL! Thank you!!

JoAnn ( Scene Through My Eyes) said...

Great - loved them all.

Guillaume said...

Witches do get a bad rep. Then again what great villains they can play!

Fundy Blue said...

LOL ~ You always find such great funnies!

The Captain said...

That's a great collection. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Insomniac's Attic said...

OMG they’re all priceless! I like the Bottomless Void paint chip ... wonder where I could find that one? ;)