Thursday, 9 November 2017

Yet Another Apology

Well, everyone, it seems that I created a MONSTER when I allowed my dearly departed cat, Her Royal Highness, to be my Guest Blogger in August and September. But no, no, don't worry, HRH has not started her OWN blog or anything like that.

It's much, MUCH worse.

She has discovered all of YOUR blogs.

I'm afraid I must warn you that HRH has become . . . *sob* . . . an INTERNET TROLL!


I've noticed recently that she's been leaving SNOTTY, SARCASTIC COMMENTS on some of your blogs. And if you have a pet cat, she sometimes tries to PROPOSITION them in the most outrageously suggestive way.

So I must apologize yet again to all of you for HRH's unconscionably bad behaviour. Please, PLEASE simply ignore her and hope that she goes away.

It's all just a pathetic CRY FOR ATTENTION!

53 comments:

mistress maddie said...

Oh dear.......shes probably into cat nip and blogging. Much like me with gin and blogging.

anne marie in philly said...

HRH can stop by and visit my 3 girls anytime.

Bob Slatten said...

My cats are waiting to be propositioned. Just sayin'.

Elsie Amata said...

Classic HRH! Even in the afterlife, she is as sarcastic as ever. But really, would we want it any other way? Hell no!

Have a beachy week!
Elsie

Her Royal Highness said...

SEE, HUMAN? PEOPLE WANT ME TO VISIT THEIR BLOGS! And why am I yelling?

NanaDiana said...

It's a sign of the times. We are being overtaken by the animal kingdom rebelling against us! lol xo Diana

Syl (There's Bats In My Coffee) said...

Hahahaha! I love this!

Mitchell is Moving said...

Oh, you are so clever -- blaming it all on the cat! And a dearly departed cat, at that. I'm sure she's not even responsible for half the comments that have been left!

Snap said...

Following the nip, is she???!!!!!!!!!!!

Adam said...

my dog never did that, she just died. She did underachieve.

Jeanne said...

Meowzas! Gomez here...A little training goes a long way when it comes to humans. HRH, You need to start them as soon as you arrive in the house with daily training sessions otherwise they become MONSTERS and won't let you do anything fun! And use catnip to steady your nerves. Every Kitty who has had to train one or more humans can attest to how nerve-racking it is living with an untrained or even worse, a poorly trained human! Good luck HRH! I got yer back! Even if you are in the Hereafter. Purzzzz.......♥

Mark said...

I think my cats should be fine because I don't post about them much. I should probably share them more. They are adorable.

Janie Junebug said...

She's drunk, isn't she? Please don't let her attack Franklin and Penelope.

Love,
Janie

Joanne Noragon said...

Black and whites rule. She has standards to be upheld.

lady M said...

Unfortunately, my kitties are all with HRH in the spirit world so I will not be expecting any visits.

Jono said...

Don't let any of my cats know about this or they will get on the bandwagon.

Leeanna Henderson said...

I've heard of poltergeists giving bloggers problems on their blogs but never a dead flea bitten stanky ol'cat coming back to act like a total bitch. Jeeeze!

Theresa Young said...

MMeeeeooowww. Heh, heh.

Bob Johns said...

Those darn troll cats!

Her Royal Highness said...

@ Gomez (nice touch, my brother, stealing Jeanne's gmail identity) -- You are so right! That is precisely the MISTAKE I made with my human. I failed to train her properly and now she is ONE LONG PAIN IN THE ASS.

@ Leeanna Henderson -- Ooooo, them's FIGHTIN' WORDS! Say, you're a DOG LOVER, aren't you? That explains a lot.

DEZMOND said...

long live cat trolling!
We do love to gossip about you with HRH when you're not watching, Debs.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ DEZMOND -- Oh yes, I do know that you two are GANGING UP ON ME behind my back! Sheesh.

MrsDuncanMahogany said...

We love HRH - she can do whatever she wants! :)

Marie Smith said...

Lol. HRH is so catty.

Anonymous said...

Being a squirrel, I have to be worried.....HRH isn't going to become a stalker ghost cat, is she?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ lgsquirrel -- Oh no, you are quite safe. HRH loves squirrels and would never harm one. The person you really have to worry about is My Rare One. She has an ongoing vendetta against squirrels in her yard.

John Gray said...

Funny x

Barbara said...

So are you saying you got hacked and someone is posting as you/your cat or that you are being outrageous and posting as your cat.

Magic Love Crow said...

LOL! Well, HRH, you can visit my blog anytime!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Barbara -- Me? Posting as my cat HRH? Just how big of a weirdo do you think I am? LOL

Birdie said...

So typical of a cat. They are so...superior.

Plowing Through Life (Martha) said...

HAHAHA! She is the best. Send her over to my blog any time :)

LL Cool Joe said...

Is this just your way of apogising for writing bitchy sarcastic comments on our blogs Debra? 😉

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ LL Cool Joe -- What? MOI? *big innocent eyes* I would never do ANYTHING like that!

Fundy Blue said...

LOL! I love HRH! May she pop in from the afterlife frequently!

Magaly Guerrero said...

I would never believe that from HRH--royalty needs not to yearn for attention, she's much too cool for that... and she knows it. She will probably tell people about it. Won't you, HRH?

Anonymous said...

Great idea. I might have to come out of procrastination and write a post.

SmitoniusAndSonata said...

We, the hoi-poloi, are honoured even to be noticed in passing .

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

She won't change. She will just say she will change and the only way to stop this behavior is to get rid of every computer in the world. Looks like we will be stuck with this troll for the remainder.

bill lisleman said...

a cat gone bad - is there a movie or book with that title?

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

As long as your Royal Highness doesn't tell me, as the other trolls do, "I loves your blogs. It is absolutely fantastic information for me. It is the best!" we're good. I'd much prefer her smart-cat sass.

Missy George said...

Most cats have an attitude....funny post..HRH is always welcome..Bring it on..

The Happy Whisk said...

Hahahahaha. Very fun and funny!

klahanie said...

Ah yes, a pawfect pawst. The celebrity cat will pawsibly become hounded by the dreaded puparazzi if she comes visit Penny the pawblisher.

I'm going now....

Penny's human dad,

Gary

JoAnn ( Scene Through My Eyes) said...

Our sweet Miss Kitty has been gone for some years now - and I suspect that she is cavorting with HRH and making mischief. She used to sit and watch the screen of the computer - I swear that girl could read. She'd shake her head if I put up a photo of a dog. Have a grand weekend.

bj said...

awww, any cat as pretty as this might just end up ruling the world !

Anne Johnson said...

HRH is welcome to come hang out with Beta and Gamma.

G. B. Miller said...

On the upside, it's always good to have an alter-ego. :D

baili said...

she is well come as after all she belongs to you dear Debra!

JACKIESUE said...

too much nip?

e said...

She's after Pierre, isn't she? The trollop! Well, who am I to put the brakes on true love. If I find Pierre hanging around the ol laptop, I'll know for sure...

bobbybegood1 said...

Good one.

bobbybegood1 said...

I don't think I have to worry too much about Butterfingers (in cat heaven) cuz she was antisocial anyways. Great post!