Friday, 22 June 2018

"Women, Women Who Love Women"

". . . are the happiest women in the world . . . ." Isn't that how the old Barbra Streisand song goes?

Well, it does in MY head! Screw what anyone else remembers.

Now let's hear it for Lez Girls!









Back in MY day, you only had to recruit ONE straight woman to get your toaster oven. I guess they've upped the ante now. Probably because SO MANY want to convert, it's hardly even a challenge anymore.

I've got MY merit badge, Sistahs! DO YOU???

32 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

#2 is you!

Sooo-this-is-me said...

As usual your choices are hilarious! I would say regarding the first one however, trust me I know tomboys, they would be happy that they didn't have to wear a frilly dress but there is no way in heck that they would allow you to glam up their hair! Lol

DEZMOND said...

we should all be lesbians! Debs, what kind of lesbian would I be, do you think?

Bob Slatten said...

That one about the shoes is so right. I have said, to my gay friends, something about a woman I find attractive, and I always get the, "But you're a gay man ..." thing.
Doesn't mean I can't find beauty in things, eh?

On another note, is that one of my Coming Out Toaster Ovens I see there?

Harry Hamid said...

Are y'all still doing this?

I thought everyone was just doing an act for a few years in order to undermine the institution of marriage.

mxtodis123 said...

Looking at that first picture reminded me that I was quite the tomboy when I was young. Used to beat up all the boys in the neighborhood. Maybe that's why they didn't like me very much.

Marie Smith said...

Love the worm response!

LL Cool Joe said...

Love the first one!

Even if you are asexual you still know if someone is hot or not whatever their gender.

MrsDuncanMahogany said...

Love the tattoo one!!!

Kirk said...

I laughed out loud at the gummie one.

brewella deville said...

Little me would have been all over that tiny girl's suit, and then spent the next ten years pissed off that my mother would have never let me wear it.

Adam said...

The worm thing reminds me of all the immature guys who eventually realize that most lesbians don't look like what they imagined. As most of the women they are used to seeing "you know", are bi.

lady M said...

That recruiting patch is cracking me up!

laurie said...

the gummy worm one says it all!! Oh and the shoes one too, well, all of them,, yup,, all of them lol,,

Leeanna Henderson said...

The gummy worm and the Ellen memes made me laugh.
I'm going to miss this when it's over.

Janie Junebug said...

The older I get, the more appealing lesbianism seems.

Love,
Janie

jaz@octoberfarm said...

these are great!

Martha (Social Media Sites) said...

The one about the worms...and the toaster over... HAHAHAHAHA

Mitchell is Moving said...

Worms, shoes... where do I begin?!? Thanks!

Missy George said...

Allergic to nuts !! great one..Enjoy your weekend..

Fundy Blue said...

This world would be a better place if we all could laugh more and judge less. The gummy worms and shoes tickled my funny bone most! I agree with Sooo-this-is-me: I was the tomboy of tomboys, and to this day, I won't glam my hair like that! Have a great day!

Rain said...

That's cute Debra :) Live and let live right? :)

^.^ said...

I fear no will never understand, friend D … but I have no fear trying to understand … cuz at age 62 me think I have seen it all … Much love, cat.

JACKIESUE said...

hello!....nice to see you..how ya been?...I'm starting today to get back in the groove of reading my friends blogs..I'm coming out of my hole..missed you and loooove all these memes..especially the one with the little girls..

Kal said...

It's a crime what they make you girls go through for a toaster oven.

Ol'Buzzard said...

I love women: If I were a female I would definitely be a lesbian.
the Ol'Buzzard

AntiquityTravelers said...

gender roles are dead! thank god ... I don't fit those. I work, my husband stays home with the kids ... I get snappy when anyone tries to box me in

Bob Johns said...

As always these are great I love the Flower Girl Outfits they are cute as all get out! Allergic to Nuts is awesome too.

Magaly Guerrero said...

Can people without recruiter merit badges still be gay for Ellen? I'm asking for a friend...

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

There are TOASTER OVENS??? What if turning women to lesbianism after they had been with me?? I should get one of those metal fridges for all I contributed to the cause.

baili said...

i used to be a "tom boy" girl but sexuality never came my mind
then i was innocent child and now in my 48 year's age i think why i still feel like that child

Magic Love Crow said...

Is that a real badge? That is so cute! I have to admit, the gummy one, made me laugh so hard! LOL! Those flower girl outfits are adorable! Big Hugs!