Wednesday, 12 September 2018

Deep Thoughts


And here are the kinds of deep thoughts you get when you use your spaghetti brain!










Hey, it's not like I didn't warn you what was coming.

47 comments:

mxtodis123 said...

You gave me quite a memory this morning....and a chuckle. Pet rocks. I do remember having one. Oh, the fads we went through when we were young.

anne marie in philly said...

the flip flops one - HELL YES! especially if you're of the male gender!

Bob Slatten said...

Had had had had.
Killed me.

LL Cool Joe said...

But sliders are okay then?

Back in the Uk and enjoying your blog again! Today was a good day.

Harry Hamid said...

These are good!

I have a friend who is a geologist and she'd disagree about rocks making lousy friends. Apparently, they keep pretty quiet, which is what she looks for in a friend.

And they're good back-up in fights, too.

Marie Smith said...

Lol. Great start to the day, Debra.

Anonymous said...

I’m still laughing, my favourite is toss up, no,, I love them all!

Debi said...

The Most logical opinion I've read ALL morning! xo

Karen Ann said...

LOL.. I love your sense of humor :-)

DEZMOND said...

but but I do like big feet in flip flops... nom nom nom...

Parnassus said...

Reminds me of this old chestnut--Punctuate the following:

John, where Mary had had had had had had had had had had had my approval.

A perfectly legal sentence, with a few alternative solutions for punctuation.
--Jim

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Parnassus --OMG! That old chestnut is new to me though and I have no idea how to punctuate it so it makes sense!

e said...

Some true lols! Thanks for the morning chuckle...

Parnassus said...

Hi Debra, try this:

John, where Mary had had "had had", had had "had"; "had had" had had my approval.

You can regroup the quotes so that John wins, like one of those old puzzle records.
--Jim

Jill said...

Lol, thank you I needed these laughs today!

blessings,
Jill

Bob Johns said...

These are so good my brain hurts!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Parnassus -- I am in awe. Thanks!

jaz@octoberfarm said...

these are great!

Susan Kane said...

Sam Elliot is a wise man.

Miss Val's Creations said...

Fantastic! The English language is so ridiculous. I am happy it is my first language so I don't need to learn it!

Birdie said...

I now have an explanation for me crapy memory.

Mitchell is Moving said...

I love shit... I mean this. Those spelling errors! I wish I had thought about it; I would have had it proofed. (The had hads and would have hads drive my Spanish friends crazy.)

brewella deville said...

Mmmmm... Sam Elliot.

Leeanna Henderson said...

I'm stealing the MIB meme because it's just too true. It explains everything. I'm also stealing the Sam Elliot meme because, well, just because.
>^,^<

^.^ said...

Thanks for making me smile today, friend D … Much love, cat. (The pic from my last post is a couple years old with Albert, a friend's cat comforting me when me was a bit sick.)

Adam said...

Good ol Rocky

Guillaume said...

That was quite funny.

lady M said...

Ha - loved the had had had had sentence! Funny!

Martha said...

HAHAHAHAHA! These were so good! The one about the hair stylist. BAHAHAHA... It is a little scary, too.

Joanne Noragon said...

A good day for stupid, goddam things.

Magic Love Crow said...

Thanks Debra!! LOL! My brain "thoughts" have been crazy for the past week! Needed this! Big Hugs!

John M said...

The dog is cute. I like the one about English.

mshatch said...

As a writer I loved the had had sentence, and the MIB one cuz it makes perfect sense, too :)

Elsie Amata said...

Oh my gosh! Debra, I just read half of these to my hubby. The MIB one literally made me laugh out loud and so did the donating blood one. Thanks for my morning chuckle!

Elsie

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Elsie Amata -- Thanks! Just FYI, the comments function on your blog does not seem to be working today -- couldn't leave a comment despite my best efforts.

The Happy Whisk said...

I laughed SO LOUD at the flip flops one. Seriously.

MrsDuncanMahogany said...

Oh these are DAMN funny! I lol'd all over the place with them today...

Mildred Ratched said...

Thank you for a much needed laugh!

NanaDiana said...

LOL- I love that you are as 'warped' as I am! Too funny!!!! xo Diana

JACKIESUE said...

stealing some...thanks..
and thank you for your generosity..you are the best and I adore you ..

Harry Hamid said...

The hair stylist one is a little daunting. I mean, I cut my own hair, but that has NEVER come up in the history of hair stylists? Not even ONE has been looking for someone to pin a crime on?

Ol'Buzzard said...

God damn! I love the flip flop.
If the shoes he had had had had ventilation we wouldn't have to look at him in flip flops.
the Ol'Buzzard

Parnassus said...

Hello Debra, Since everything reminds me of something old, I though I would send you what is perhaps the ultimate word on hairs as crime evidence, by Stephen Leacock, the great Canadian humorist. (Sorry this is such a long comment, but I don't have an email address for you.) --Jim
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AN IRREDUCIBLE DETECTIVE STORY:
HANGED BY A HAIR
OR A MURDER MYSTERY MINIMISED

The mystery had now reached its climax. First, the man had been undoubtedly murdered. Secondly, it was absolutely certain that no conceivable person had done it.

It was therefore time to call in the great detective.

He gave one searching glance at the corpse. In a moment he whipped out a microscope.

"Ha! ha!" he said, as he picked a hair off the lapel of the dead man's coat. "The mystery is now solved."

He held up the hair.

"Listen," he said, "we have only to find the man who lost this hair and the criminal is in our hands."

The inexorable chain of logic was complete.

The detective set himself to the search.

For four days and nights he moved, unobserved, through the streets of New York scanning closely every face he passed, looking for a man who had lost a hair.

On the fifth day he discovered a man, disguised as a tourist, his head enveloped in a steamer cap that reached below his ears. The man was about to go on board the Gloritania.

The detective followed him on board.

"Arrest him!" he said, and then drawing himself to his full height, he brandished aloft the hair.

"This is his," said the great detective. "It proves his guilt."

"Remove his hat," said the ship's captain sternly.

They did so.

The man was entirely bald.

"Ha!" said the great detective without a moment of hesitation. "He has committed not one murder but about a million."
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Missy George said...

I am a little behind and trying to catch up. You are always good for a chuckle! Sam Elliot is a long time Love of mine.. I wish. As always, thanks for sharing your sense of humor.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

@ Parnassus (Jim) -- I love this, thanks! I'm a Leacock fan (as are most Canadians of a certain age) but I don't think I've ever read this before. It is CLASSIC Leacock humour!

Kirk said...

That second one made me laugh out loud.

baili said...

i am trying to keep my laughter limited to my room but i am sure her ears are not doing the same lol hahaha
you rock!