How can this be?
I must jump in my UNICORN CAR and REMEDY the situation at once.
Unicorns get such a BAD RAP in our society. Their CUTENESS prevents them from ever being taken SERIOUSLY.
Plus, unicorns are CONSTANTLY HARASSED by narwhals and their lawyers. It's a VENDETTA, I tellz ya!
And yet, WHO AMONG US does not love unicorns? The whimsy and charm of unicorns can bring a smile even to the most HARDENED of HEARTS.
So just let me end on a POETIC NOTE --
Actually, more than a whole BAGFUL of them!