Except, of course, I can't enter my creation in my own contest, so it's up to you to enter yours! My consolation is simply knowing my thoughts are safe from aliens, the Government and any other Snoopy Snoops out there while I'm wearing this high-tech protective device.
Remember, there's only ONE WEEK left to enter on behalf of yourself and/or your pets! Contest closes at midnight on Tuesday, April 9th, 2019.
Need to know how to enter, including the gmail address to which your photo should be sent?
Thank you to fellow conspiracy theorists who have entered already and to those who will soon!