I haven't done a poultry post for a while, so today's your lucky day! Here's the answers to all the poultry-related questions you've been dying to ask --
WHY did the chicken cross the road?
Cluck you, buddy.
HOW did the chicken cross the road?
At the crosswalk, of course, obeying all traffic signals.
Riding in comfort IN a car.
Riding in discomfort ON a car.
How did the chicken cross the RIVER?
Isn't it obvious?
What does it look like when you face-swap with a chicken?
Creepy. Damn creepy.