But this Summer, I discovered that she's actually a bit of a . . . well, a bit of a hussy. In a hot car, under the blazing summer sun, the glue on her skirt softened and let go. OMG, my Ukulele Baby was doing a strip tease! Her hula moves started to seem more like a bump and grind!
I thought she was soon going to be flashing her bare ass to the world, but no. Turns out she has no ass per se. Only a metal bouncy spring. Phew!
Time to get out the glue and restore her modesty!