I worshipped the country of Mattel when I was young. I wanted my parents to move there but *heavy sigh* nothing came of it. I do have dolls though. Because of the tariffs I've had to make my own. One is named Elon. And then there is Kristi and her ICE boytoy friends, Pam, Stephen(Pee Wee German), Donnie, & Jr., and Vladdy. They all look like porcupines. There are not enough pins to do them justice. I need to buy more. Ta ta.
I've been to Mattel once. It's a rather pleasant but dull country all at the same time. But given the new export products, I may have to make another trip.
🧸 I was always a plush toy kid. I never met a plastic, painted face that wasn't scary as hell! Just like those dolls on the White House lawn...and the plastic painted face that lives inside the house!! 😱🤡
I think making voodoo great again is a swell idea. Maybe we can all give Velveeta Voldemort explosive diarrhea at the same time and we don't see him again for a few years?
I love the whole voodoo doll situation ... I just wish they'd work! I'm with the Mistress, I would love being able to stick kni ... pins in the Orange Bastard!
So, according to the Felon Mattel is not just a country but it also has a gender. It's male and it probably has no male genitalia. See, I think I would've assumed that it was nonbinary but what do I know.
...another GREAT one!
ReplyDeleteThat Cheeto puff with the pins in it gave me my first belly laugh of the day!
ReplyDeleteAh yes, voodoo Cheeto! I haven’t been to Mattel in years. The greatest country in the world.
ReplyDeleteIf only the voodoo dolls would work!
ReplyDeleteZombie dolls are awesome.
The Mattel thing kills me ... the stupidity.
ReplyDeleteBut then Barbie in the OVal???
One voodoo is enough! I had a trip to Mattel, and everything was so pink!
ReplyDeleteOuh, you give me spine-chilling feel 😵💫thanks 😮
ReplyDeleteOh, Cheeto's stupidity is only bigger than his ego. Now, if that voodoo doll is guaranteed to work, I'm buying it yesterday!
ReplyDeleteXOXO
I'd rather push pins in the real thing!
ReplyDeleteSorry, we hate him too. Amazon has voodoo dolls.
ReplyDelete🤣🤣 What a way to start off my day 🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteI worshipped the country of Mattel when I was young. I wanted my parents to move there but *heavy sigh* nothing came of it. I do have dolls though. Because of the tariffs I've had to make my own. One is named Elon. And then there is Kristi and her ICE boytoy friends, Pam, Stephen(Pee Wee German), Donnie, & Jr., and Vladdy. They all look like porcupines. There are not enough pins to do them justice. I need to buy more. Ta ta.
ReplyDelete@ Leanna -- That's the spirit!
DeleteI've been to Mattel once. It's a rather pleasant but dull country all at the same time. But given the new export products, I may have to make another trip.
ReplyDelete🧸 I was always a plush toy kid. I never met a plastic, painted face that wasn't scary as hell! Just like those dolls on the White House lawn...and the plastic painted face that lives inside the house!! 😱🤡
ReplyDeleteI think making voodoo great again is a swell idea. Maybe we can all give Velveeta Voldemort explosive diarrhea at the same time and we don't see him again for a few years?
ReplyDeleteI love the whole voodoo doll situation ... I just wish they'd work!
ReplyDeleteI'm with the Mistress, I would love being able to stick kni ... pins in the Orange Bastard!
I see Putin is the blow-up kind.
ReplyDeleteSomeone's making a fortune on pins these days...
ReplyDeleteSo, according to the Felon Mattel is not just a country but it also has a gender. It's male and it probably has no male genitalia. See, I think I would've assumed that it was nonbinary but what do I know.
ReplyDeleteHow many aircraft does one president need?
ReplyDeleteOhhh these are all great.
ReplyDeleteThe Cheeto voodoo doll is probably my favorite.
ReplyDeleteYep. That's our Shirley. I love Make Voodoo Great Again. I'd buy one.
ReplyDeleteThese are great! Love the voodoo doll. :)
ReplyDeleteChannel bad energies
ReplyDeleteHaHaHa!
ReplyDeletenice one Donald.... ma-tell us another one!
ReplyDelete@ ArcticFox -- GROAN!
DeleteI have been looking for the person(s) who has a voodoo doll of me. I'm reminded every time I have a sharp pain for no apparent reason.
ReplyDeleteMore pins! More pins!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I wouldn't mess with dolls. Or Mattel.
ReplyDeleteHe will find some way to back down, or better yet, get countries to bribe him to give breaks.
ReplyDeleteHope this thing works for incurable sick
ReplyDeleteI'm sending Roy the Oval Office one! And the Cheeto! I'll make him exercise this mending ribs! 😂
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