And now, as promised,
"The Six Chip Twat" --
This is the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen.
Dude, you can’t just post this without showing what that guy casually described as “a plate of fish and chips"
How much of a twat do you have to be to have fish and chips that looks like this
Six chip twat
if it doesn't come wrapped in newspaper it's not fish and chips - they're right!
ReplyDelete...I love the chair.
ReplyDeleteSix Chip Twat, just...wow! I hope he didn't pay too much for that. Being on china like that, it might have been his soul. I need that chair. I really need it.
ReplyDeleteThat's not chips,that's Jenga.
ReplyDelete@ Boud -- Hahahahaha, you're right!
DeleteBrilliant!
ReplyDeleteThis is so funny.
ReplyDeleteG o o d. M o o r n i n g. Y a w n.
ReplyDeleteDance like no one is watching.... I will NOT be your father.... Fish and chips (the dude should be shot!) LOL
ReplyDeleteI love the peeled banana fence post!
ReplyDeleteThe 6-chip twat finale is hilarious! I would paint every spike on that fence like a banana. That’s wonderful. To think I never noticed that.
ReplyDeleteOww, mushy peas!
ReplyDeleteThe chair wins out.
ReplyDelete🎶🎸🍌 What a coincidence! "Wrought Iron Banana" is the name of my new band! We're heavy metal!! Da dum tiss! 🥁🤣
ReplyDelete@ Cleora Borealis -- GROAN!
DeleteMost fish and chips comes in brown paper so the comments are perfectly understandable. That condom is great.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the lols, Debra! These were all funny, and that was such a gift today. The broccoli hating pie was hilarious. And, where is this politician going for fish and chips? Check out the place setting! Those commenters may have a point...
ReplyDeleteGood bunch of visual LOLs today, especially that last one: an ounce of pretension is worth a pound of bullshit!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad Kathy figured out the fence post. I had no idea what that was about.
ReplyDeleteI will not be your father, lol.
ReplyDeleteHmm...another politician with a massive blindspot. Sigh.
I think i'm too American to understand the issue with fish and chips. But apparently the last one is a six chip twat for whatever reason and it makes me laugh.
ReplyDeleteI am not a fan of potatoes either
ReplyDeleteI have seen that Andrew Bowie in political programmes on British TV and I would totally endorse the comments he received. I wonder if David Bowie was his dad - the numbers say that's possible. Perhaps "The Man Who Sold The World" is about him.
ReplyDeleteFish and chips? Hardly. 😱
ReplyDeletewho is this mister bowie?
ReplyDelete@ Ur-spo -- Some British Member of Parliament or another. Conservative. That's all the info I have and it's just from his tweet.
DeleteI dunno why, but the potatoes are behind you made me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteMetaphor about potatoes backing was awesome 😅
ReplyDeleteHugs and blessings to you dear friend ♥️