Heeeeeeere's Santa!
Santa's come a long way
from his roots --
He did well for himself.
But then it all started to go off the rails --
He started drinking.
Hanging out with bad influences.
HRH, is that you?
Then he got even more out of control.
Or DOES he?
He's gone completely off the deep end these days.
So who REALLY runs Santa's empire now?
Oh, I think you already know --
God knows where our Santa is. We think it is not safe. We are afraid that he will get in to some trouble or even get arrested by the ICE. So he is staying with us.
ReplyDeleteThat little fukker he don't even understand what we are talking about. He is not happy. We will make some cookies . He is always welcome in our house.
@ Richard -- Nice to hear from you again! Have a good holiday season!
DeleteDear Santa, I just saw something that would be perfect,
ReplyDeleteThe mid life crisis!!!!! Loved the moose one!
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas to you Debs!!!
These are superb! Also noted the the Santa with wrecked truck, fish and cats looks to be handcuffed!
ReplyDeleteA nice selection of Santas....one for every taste.
ReplyDeleteOr at least you KNOW she's the one running the organization - otherwise nothing would get done!
ReplyDeleteHop-hop Santa, it's busy time... 🎅
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas everyone 💖
🤔🐈⬛ Did HRH create this "accident" or just benefit from the denouement?! Enquiring kitties want to know! Merry Eve!! 😻🎅
ReplyDelete@ Cleora Borealis -- I suspect the worst. HRH is rarely innocent or merely a passive bystander.
DeleteI believe I burned out on Christmas many years ago. I created so much damn magic that I had nothing left.
ReplyDeleteBah!
These did make me laugh. And I DO have questions.
@ Debra She Who Seeks -- I demand an IMMEDIATE RETRACTION and APOLOGY for this illegal and unjustifiable DEFAMATION. My LAWYERS have been instructed to SUE for TRILLIONS. Conduct yourself accordingly.
ReplyDeleteThese are all great, Debra. Ms Claus is a busy woman.
ReplyDeleteI really wish HRH would explain that! Knowing that Big Santa Energy is likely unedited is hilarious.. What were they thinking?!?
ReplyDelete...Debra, an interesting take on Santa.
ReplyDeleteI love all of these! Coca-Cola came through big time! LOL
ReplyDeleteLooks like someone [HRH] is having a hissy fit! Calm down, Pussy!
That last one is so true!! Merry Christmas to you, Debra!!
ReplyDeleteHilarious 😊
ReplyDeleteTo me Santa is lives in utopia
Merry Christmas precious friend Debra 🫂♥️
ReplyDeleteLove this story of how Santa ruined himself, went from Bad to worse. Good bedtime reading for when I next see the great grandkids, LOL.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the morning giggles!!!
ReplyDeletebobbie
The midlife crisis. And Mrs Santa considering her cougar options
ReplyDelete@ Boud -- Yeah, she doesn't look pleased, does she!
DeleteThe "Here's Johny" (though maybe here's "Kris Kringle") Santa made me laugh. Happy Holidays, Debra.
ReplyDelete-Quinley
I would not mess with HER ROYAL HIGHNESS! She means business. She can even type!
ReplyDelete@ Kay G. -- Yes, she's a menace with a keyboard.
DeleteLOVE the photo of young Santa on his moose! Sadly, he's not the first man led down the road to Perdition by that hussy, HRH... she'll do ANYTHING for diamond jewelry.
ReplyDelete@ Tundra Bunny -- You KNOW it, Rabbeet! Diamonds are a girl kitty's BEST FRIEND, as the saying goes. We poor pussies have to look out for OURSELVES!
DeleteI too have questions about the fish, the cat and Santa being arrested
ReplyDeleteIt’s true about women. Even his reindeer are all girls
@ angela -- Excellent point!
DeleteWhoa, Santa! Get a grip. And I don't mean on some other guy's dick.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
That last meme was spot on!! Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteAs always, hysterically funny!
ReplyDeleteWhere would Santa be without women’s work?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs. My grandson found my "Toy cleaner" and he can read now and wanted to know what kind of toys it was for. OMG. I hid the cleaner.
ReplyDelete@ Pixie -- Hahahahahaha! Let's hope he forgets about it, eh?
DeleteThe phallic symbol cracked me up
ReplyDeleteDear Debra, the Coca Cola got me laughing so hard! Merry Christmas to you, dear friend.
ReplyDeleteLoved your Tribute to the Season... I borrowed the Cat/Fish/Santa getting Arrested one to Share for Christmas Morning on my Book of Faces Feed... LOL
ReplyDeleteOh, where would St Nick be without COKE? hahaha
ReplyDeleteAll that moose needs is a red nose.
ReplyDeleteBilly Bob Thornton. I do love that man, though his Bad Santa movie was a bit too much for me.
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas. We saw Fat Man last night and that kinda falls in-line with this post. I've not seen Bad Santa though. I don't know if I can handle it. Happy 2026!
ReplyDeleteho ho ho indeed! I hope soon to be put into Santa's bulging sack and get my Christmas prize.
ReplyDeleteI love this alternative Father Christmas origin story 😜
ReplyDeleteBrilliant
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