Yes, I get a little annoyed when they move stuff at the grocery store. I'm still trying to remember where to find Rice a Roni noodles at the local Safeway. Parts of the soda aisle got rearranged recently, but that one hasn't been much of a bother to me.
I often look around at family gatherings and think to myself (and sometimes even say out loud!)- all of this because I had unprotected sex. Hey. When I realized that Dr. Bronner makes a bar soap with citrus scent i almost lost my mind with joy. It's the little things, baby.
Damn, girl ... they all fit! I'm fast approaching 83 in August and everything seems to piss me off ... however, I try to keep it under control! Old age is not fun! I use to be fun, but now I'm too tired to be fun!
These are fun. I especially liked the Harry Potter one. I wish he could do some magic and bring gas prices down because the reality says its not going to happen.
🤫 Shh. I actually like the grocery store practice of re-arranging things. I use that for my own purposes. When I forget what aisle my favorite shit is in, I mutter (loudly) about how the store moves stuff around too often. People near me grumble in agreement. I get validated even though I'm the dumbass with the broken brain! 🤪🤣
OMG, all of them! Especially the fucking grocery store switch up... Why, people, why?!? Ms Moon - I found the lavender soap and bought 10 bars. It was at the discount store and it's not going to go bad. That's adulting!
I was adulting from birth to nineteen. Married at nineteen and have been childing for the most part for fifty years and counting. These were so much fun.
When I was little all I heard was about adulthood. I still don't know if I'm buying into it. Although the grocery store what happened to me last night. I walked in to find a rearranging of all the aisles.
When I worked as checkout operator I would memorse where things were so I could tell people who asked me where things were in which aisle. Until a comany decided they were getting enough sales and had to "front" their stocks which meant some rearranging. Then I had to relearn everything in that particular aisle. It was annoying but not so much. These days (of retirement) I find it much more annoying because I want to be in and out of any store as quickly as possible and get back to the comfort of home again.
That last one slayed.
ReplyDeleteSidenote: we went to CostCo this week and I ranted about how they move stuff around. Adulting is not so fun!
Adulting is hard but Grandparenting is a little easier.
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ReplyDeleteAdulting is hard, even in my sixties:)
Yes, it should be illegal to move stuff around in the store just when I've got used to it, I tell you.
ReplyDeleteYes, I get a little annoyed when they move stuff at the grocery store. I'm still trying to remember where to find Rice a Roni noodles at the local Safeway. Parts of the soda aisle got rearranged recently, but that one hasn't been much of a bother to me.
ReplyDeleteMy husband is outside watering just now but wait til I show him the one about groceries being rearranged, that is HIM! LOL!
ReplyDeleteAdulting wasn’t so bad but oldaging is really a challenge.
ReplyDelete...being an adult is highly overrated,
ReplyDeleteThe grocery store: I feel seen!! LOL
ReplyDeleteHow did I get so old so fast?!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, it sucks, doesn't it. John complains after every Costco visit, about them rearranging everything!!
ReplyDeleteI often look around at family gatherings and think to myself (and sometimes even say out loud!)- all of this because I had unprotected sex.
ReplyDeleteHey. When I realized that Dr. Bronner makes a bar soap with citrus scent i almost lost my mind with joy. It's the little things, baby.
There are no adults in the country where I live...
ReplyDeleteDamn, girl ... they all fit! I'm fast approaching 83 in August and everything seems to piss me off ... however, I try to keep it under control! Old age is not fun! I use to be fun, but now I'm too tired to be fun!
ReplyDeleteThese are fun. I especially liked the Harry Potter one. I wish he could do some magic and bring gas prices down because the reality says its not going to happen.
ReplyDeleteI do the best I can to "adult" but it gets harder every year.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteOh it hurts.
XOXO
We adults have been sold a bill of goods.
ReplyDelete🤫 Shh. I actually like the grocery store practice of re-arranging things. I use that for my own purposes. When I forget what aisle my favorite shit is in, I mutter (loudly) about how the store moves stuff around too often. People near me grumble in agreement. I get validated even though I'm the dumbass with the broken brain! 🤪🤣
ReplyDeleteDear Debra,
ReplyDeleteExpecto patronum.... 🤣 I love it!
Thanks for all the laughs! 😘
All the best from Austria, Traude
Thanks for the laughs, Debra. I never know why they rearrange the grocery shelves.
ReplyDeleteOh I love these. Too funny.
ReplyDeleteOMG, all of them! Especially the fucking grocery store switch up... Why, people, why?!?
ReplyDeleteMs Moon - I found the lavender soap and bought 10 bars. It was at the discount store and it's not going to go bad. That's adulting!
I was adulting from birth to nineteen. Married at nineteen and have been childing for the most part for fifty years and counting. These were so much fun.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't get any easier!!
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHAHAHA, good ones!
ReplyDeleteOh I agree with Pritika :)
ReplyDeleteLove the unicorn
ReplyDeleteDear Debra, thank you for sharing this. Of course I love the cat, but they are all great.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was little all I heard was about adulthood. I still don't know if I'm buying into it. Although the grocery store what happened to me last night. I walked in to find a rearranging of all the aisles.
ReplyDeleteloved the pic of your parents grown up at age 24
ReplyDeleteI still don't feel equal to all the adult decisions I make
LeeAnna
So accurate! I'm still made at my grocery store, lol.
ReplyDeleteOMG. Wife and Kids sleepover
ReplyDeleteGrocery stores have a special name for that. It's called a reset.
ReplyDeleteNo one wants to think of their parents doing the horizontal mambo.
ReplyDeleteI might just send that one to my children lol
When I worked as checkout operator I would memorse where things were so I could tell people who asked me where things were in which aisle. Until a comany decided they were getting enough sales and had to "front" their stocks which meant some rearranging. Then I had to relearn everything in that particular aisle. It was annoying but not so much. These days (of retirement) I find it much more annoying because I want to be in and out of any store as quickly as possible and get back to the comfort of home again.
ReplyDeleteThen there is old age, another bucket of laughs.
ReplyDeleteTHESE ARE BRILLIANT!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAdulting is not all it’s cracked up to be. But I’ve been childing more since I started adulting and that works. (But damned grocery stores.)
ReplyDeleteBeing an adult often sucks. Thankfully I have a young boy and it's like living a second childhood.
ReplyDeleteUncle Alberstons regularly rearranges the aisles to personally annoy me.
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