Yes dog poop on tesla perfect. These are all pretty funny. I hope the tooth you had pulled that now your mouth is better. I really like the protein drinks. I haven't been able to eat much the last month or so.
@ DVArtist -- Yes, thanks, Nicole, my extraction site is getting better each and every day. I'm eating a normal diet again now! Still drinking protein drinks for extra protein though!
🤣 All of these are excellent. The invisible man forced me to think. So, I asked the Google AI machine if the poop from an invisible dog would be visible. There is lore! There are Reddit threads! Scifi fans have been debating it for decades!* I've started referring to this dilemma, about the boundaries of light refraction, as "Schrödinger's Shit." 💩🤭 🤔 I have determined if your neighbors know you are invisible, they will figure that the brown dump appearing out of thin air to plop on their lawns came from your dog!! 🤬 But, don't forget to remove doggo's collar and good luck on those community relations!! 👍🤞
*[🫥🕶 "In science fiction, the invisible man's poop usually becomes visible once it leaves his body. Fictional lore suggests that digested food remains faintly visible inside him for a short time before fading, but separated waste loses the invisible field and appears as normal, visible poop in the toilet.How Invisibility Works on Waste Inside the body: Food is visible right after eating, then slowly turns clear as it breaks down.Excretion: Once waste leaves the body, it loses connection to the invisible field and becomes visible.The Rules: Fictional science fans on Reddit debate that un-absorbed matter stops bending light outside the body."]
I'll have to start taking bags of dog poop to Costco with me because I always see a cybertruck in the parking lot there. I can't wait to make a deposit.
I liked how Denise got her comeuppance. And the poop disposal sign.
ReplyDelete...Denise gets her poo!
ReplyDeleteFinally a use for a cybertuck, those things are UGLY!
ReplyDeleteWhoever posted that sign spelled "Barbra" correctly. So there's that.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteTake that, Denise!
Also, the cybertruck ? Accurate.
XOXO
Well, there's no doubt about it: Barbra's dog peed here is worth a photo op! LOL.
ReplyDeleteOne ice cream, two pairs of shoes lost due to dog poo....
ReplyDeleteHaha! Dogs... so much better than their jerk owners (ahem, Denise)
ReplyDeleteAs someone who recently had a stray dog hang out with me and then adopt us, this post cracked me up. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteI like the idea of the NaziCar used as a Poop Bin!
ReplyDeleteYes dog poop on tesla perfect. These are all pretty funny. I hope the tooth you had pulled that now your mouth is better. I really like the protein drinks. I haven't been able to eat much the last month or so.
ReplyDelete@ DVArtist -- Yes, thanks, Nicole, my extraction site is getting better each and every day. I'm eating a normal diet again now! Still drinking protein drinks for extra protein though!
DeleteThese are great, Debra.
ReplyDeleteDenise and the cyber truck are just the ticket!
ReplyDeleteColorado is full of people who don't pick up their dog's poo. If they do, many are fond of leaving it on the side of the trail in a plastic bag.
ReplyDeleteThe Dog Conspiracy Theory Club made me LOL, though not as much as Denise's karmic comeuppance!
ReplyDeleteHaHaHa!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Debra, thanks so much for sharing these. Out of the mouths of dogs!
ReplyDeleteThese made me smile. Maybe even more so because I have 2 dogs and I definitely wouldn't mind depositing a poop bag into a cybertruck. :)
ReplyDelete🤣 All of these are excellent. The invisible man forced me to think. So, I asked the Google AI machine if the poop from an invisible dog would be visible. There is lore! There are Reddit threads! Scifi fans have been debating it for decades!*
ReplyDeleteI've started referring to this dilemma, about the boundaries of light refraction, as "Schrödinger's Shit." 💩🤭
🤔 I have determined if your neighbors know you are invisible, they will figure that the brown dump appearing out of thin air to plop on their lawns came from your dog!! 🤬 But, don't forget to remove doggo's collar and good luck on those community relations!! 👍🤞
*[🫥🕶 "In science fiction, the invisible man's poop usually becomes visible once it leaves his body. Fictional lore suggests that digested food remains faintly visible inside him for a short time before fading, but separated waste loses the invisible field and appears as normal, visible poop in the toilet.How Invisibility Works on Waste Inside the body: Food is visible right after eating, then slowly turns clear as it breaks down.Excretion: Once waste leaves the body, it loses connection to the invisible field and becomes visible.The Rules: Fictional science fans on Reddit debate that un-absorbed matter stops bending light outside the body."]
@ Cleora Borealis -- Well. Who knew? I commend you on your stellar research into this highly specialized area of inquiry!
DeleteWell, that snow angel might just end up with a golden halo.
ReplyDelete@ Kirk -- Oh, ewwwww!
DeleteDenise finally learned her lesson. Have to admit I really don't care where Barbra Streisand's dog peed.
ReplyDeletePeople who don't properly dispose...ugh. Why put it in a bag and then leave the bag on the trail? Sigh.
ReplyDeleteI'll have to start taking bags of dog poop to Costco with me because I always see a cybertruck in the parking lot there. I can't wait to make a deposit.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
So good! The cybertruck DOES look like an industrial dumpster and I love the Denise karma. Hope you’re back to normal after your oral surgery.
ReplyDeleteThese are good!
ReplyDeleteThanks for 😄
ReplyDeleteAge old question when dogs watch you go to the bathroom and you watch them...
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
ReplyDeleteI have no idea how you come up with all of these, Debra! Hilarious!
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