Thanks for the laughs, giggles and chuckles. The charcuterie. boards made me hungry. I'm trying to lose weight so have banned cheese from my fridge. But now I feel I'm caving in and succumbing to temptation.... Happy T-Day, Lisca
That second one is hilarious. The Houston newspaper had a special pull out section last weekend...spooky Halloween food. One was green spaghetti with eyeballs using sliced ripe olives and something white that I couldn't determine so I looked at the ingredients...quail eggs. Yeah, like I'm going to go out and buy a bunch of quail eggs.
👁🤢 Blech! Store-bought eye of newt! It says natural organic on the label, but they always add fillers. And, the eyes pick up the metallic taste of the can! 🥫😠
Wishing you a Spooktacular Halloween
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs, giggles and chuckles. The charcuterie. boards made me hungry. I'm trying to lose weight so have banned cheese from my fridge. But now I feel I'm caving in and succumbing to temptation....
ReplyDeleteHappy T-Day,
Lisca
I never recommend store bought eye of Newt.
ReplyDeleteVery funny!
ReplyDeleteI get the No-Name Halloween. For a few years I would go as "luggage."
ReplyDeleteWait, wait, I have a real life Michael the Contractor. Not sure I should show him this.
ReplyDeleteI like the hand.
ReplyDeleteAwww the crab :) And the charcuterie hand is creative!
ReplyDeleteWe keep our lights turned off on Halloween and eat the chocolate ourselves.
ReplyDeleteIf I was at a party that had creative charcuterie boards like those there's no way I would take a serving and mess them up!
ReplyDeleteVery creative and clever use of meats and cheeses.
ReplyDeleteThe second charcuterie board. Something I would do. LOL!
ReplyDeleteThat second one is hilarious. The Houston newspaper had a special pull out section last weekend...spooky Halloween food. One was green spaghetti with eyeballs using sliced ripe olives and something white that I couldn't determine so I looked at the ingredients...quail eggs. Yeah, like I'm going to go out and buy a bunch of quail eggs.
ReplyDelete👁🤢 Blech! Store-bought eye of newt! It says natural organic on the label, but they always add fillers. And, the eyes pick up the metallic taste of the can! 🥫😠
ReplyDeletethese were pretty damned good. I had to steal the Jebus meme for this Sunday.
ReplyDeleteOh I love Halloween.
ReplyDeleteIt’s my fav holiday/ season. The Savage Chickens made me cackle.
XOXO
Debra, these are great dear friend. ♥️ The eye of newt one reminds me of the classic television show The Munsters.
ReplyDeleteSamhain blessings. I love the little hermit crab, I would take him as my familiar any day.
ReplyDeleteOMG ~ the charcuterie boards! These are fun, Debra!
ReplyDeleteThese were great! I particularly guffawed at the 'slutty nurse' and the No-Name costumes. Very funny!
ReplyDeletegreat funnies dear Debra
ReplyDeletethey made me smile ,i always enjoy Halloween posts on your way :)
I love the charcuterie boards, Debra.
ReplyDeleteThat charcuterie board was funny and disturbing:)
ReplyDeleteThese do make me life but I tend to have a problem with the scary ones (like the charcuterie board). I kind of miss the point of Halloween.
ReplyDeleteHa, I wonder if that hermit crab's name is Hamlet?
ReplyDeleteYour jokes amuse me too, human.
ReplyDeleteThese made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteHome grown is always the best option
ReplyDeleteLove them all
About the Jesus one. Is it tithe-or-seek?
ReplyDelete@ Kirk -- GROAN!
DeleteI put the candy where I can't see it all the time and have so far resisted the urge to break into it. That isht is ufkcing gold this year!
ReplyDeleteI love the glowing pumpkin and the charcuterie boards.
ReplyDeleteI always thought "charcuterie" was French for "I want a sandwich, but I'm out of bread." And I've never seen a charcuterie board with an actual charc.
ReplyDelete@ Bilbo -- GROAN!
DeleteThe one with the basketball net with the pumpkins broke me up!
ReplyDeleteThe most gorgeous book mark arrived at my house. Thank you! I love Jesus with his treat bucket.
ReplyDeleteLady M -- Great! I was hoping you'd get it by Halloween!
DeleteAll of these are great but I need that first on made into something I can hang in my house. Love it.
ReplyDeleteLove the second one!!
ReplyDelete-Soma
I really like the charcuterie hand. That is lots of fun.
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