Witches Britches

Now that Spring has started to arrive, the wind is picking up and it's blowing things around more. Every day I notice another pair of Witches Britches flapping in the breeze, high up in some tree or another. You know what Witches Britches are, don't you? That's when a Witch rides through a treetop on her broom, snags her panties on a branch and zooms on, leaving them there while she returns home "el commando" style! To Muggles, however, the panties look just like a plastic grocery bag caught on a tree branch, billowing out in the wind for weeks or months on end until it either disintegrates into scrappy rags or blows away.