Truer Words Were Never Spoken

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges whatever is given to her.

So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!

--Anonymous

A friend emailed me this quotation recently and it's also all over the internet, as I discovered when trying to find out who the author is. If you haven't read this before -- enjoy! If you have read it before -- enjoy it again!