Gypsy Letter # 6

I'm still calling this series "Gypsy Letters" although, Goddess knows, Madame Zara has long since abandoned her gypsy friends and joined up with Lady Gaga on tour. Plus she's even abandoned the name "Madame Zara" now in favour of "Lady Zaza" so as to better match her new BFF (*shakes head with exasperation and perhaps just a touch of jealousy too*).

Anyway, here's her latest letter:

Hello! I'm still having a fabulous time touring with Lady Gaga! But I don't want you to think that all I do for her is provide fashion advice. Oh no! I am also her Muse -- She Who Inspires Lady Gaga's unique musical offerings! For example, one night we were playing cards to pass the time and I just happened to say:

Well, one thing led to another and now Lady Gaga has a huge hit on her hands! I helped with the music video too. I suggested using large cats for the opening sequence but the fascist director overruled me and used big dogs instead. He said something about dogs being kinkier? I don't understand. Anyway, I did teach Lady Gaga that very sexy pelvic thrust that she uses to such great effect while wearing black latex -- doesn't she sort of look like Catwoman in that outfit? Hee hee -- that's my doing!

Here's the video to play so you can see for yourself:

Unfortunately, I don't have time to write much more but please, please know that I do still think of you occasionally, you poor ordinary person, you. I haven't forgotten the little people. And I'm not just "bluffin' with my muffin" as Lady Gaga says! Ha ha! Purrs, hugs and air kisses -- Lady Zaza.