Tuesday 25 January 2011

It's Robbie Burns Day!

In honour of Robbie Burns Day, I present . . . not one of his immortal poems, not one of his beloved songs, not even a photo of a haggis, but instead . . . a video of the condom bagpipe.



Now this is not as disrespectful as you might think because, after all, two of Robbie Burns' greatest passions were bagpipes and screwing. However, if he'd had access to condoms, he would have produced fewer bairns out of wedlock and then half of Scotland would not now be able to claim direct descent from him.

at

22 comments:

  1. AnonymousTuesday, January 25, 2011

    I saw the Robbie Burns title and got all excited thinking about my wee Scottish Granny visiting on Thursday... and then I saw the condom bagpipe... all kinds of wrong!!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Magaly GuerreroTuesday, January 25, 2011

    Latex never sounded so good ;-D

    ReplyDelete
  3. SnapTuesday, January 25, 2011

    splitting a gut here ... ;D ;D ;D

    ReplyDelete
  4. mxtodis123Tuesday, January 25, 2011

    Where do you get all this stuff? Too funny.
    Mary

    ReplyDelete
  5. fromsophiesviewTuesday, January 25, 2011

    You are one sick puppy...you are!

    ReplyDelete
  6. laughingwolfTuesday, January 25, 2011

    scots wa h'ae! ;) lol

    ReplyDelete
  7. BugginWordTuesday, January 25, 2011

    Like Bacon's wee granny doesn't have a huge collection of condoms in her wee handbag...that and a whole mess of stolen pens.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Little Messy MissyTuesday, January 25, 2011

    Hahahahahahaaaaa!!!

    ReplyDelete
  9. Auntie sezzzzzz...Tuesday, January 25, 2011

    OK! You are amazing! I've never see Robbie Burns Day or Haggis Day, celebrated in such a way!

    LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

    Hugs and ♥'s...
    'Cause Valentine Day is coming!

    ReplyDelete
  10. yellowdoggrannyTuesday, January 25, 2011

    oh my Goddess...cracked me up

    ReplyDelete
  11. jaz@octoberfarmTuesday, January 25, 2011

    some guys know how to use condoms better than others. also, i think only a guy could have come up with this idea!!!

    ReplyDelete
  12. Miss RobynTuesday, January 25, 2011

    funny! hmm maybe I am related.. somewhere in my extensive family tree, there is a branch from Scotland.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Dancing With FeyTuesday, January 25, 2011

    I laughed so much at this...thank you!! :D

    I had to send a link to my brother, the bagpipe player, and my mom, whose favorite poet to hate is Bobbie Burns but finds herself constantly thrown into the way of his poetry since she is around Scottish culture quite frequently. Maybe this will help her appreciate Bobbie Burns Day.

    ReplyDelete
  14. Ricky ShamblesTuesday, January 25, 2011

    Brilliant! We just had a Robbie Burns night at our local Irish Heritage Center (the Scottish rented it out), and it was a hoot.

    ReplyDelete
  15. BlueberryTuesday, January 25, 2011

    Kilted for Her Pleasure! ;-)

    ReplyDelete
  16. DB StewartTuesday, January 25, 2011

    Fan. Tas. Tic!

    ReplyDelete
  17. hope and loveTuesday, January 25, 2011

    lol..!!!

    ReplyDelete
  18. JaliyaWednesday, January 26, 2011

    Hilarious!!!! ... especially the last bit, and the sassy, raised eyebrows of the musician!
    :-D

    I found something for you, Debra ... a most succulent gingerbread recipe ... definitely not suitable for making houses, 'cause it's filled with -- wait for it -- a cheesecake cream! Drooling yet? ;-D

    Link: http://bit.ly/f20nJM

    ReplyDelete
  19. Ruthie ReddenWednesday, January 26, 2011

    Hilarious, i love it! and oh so true, though living in the midst, i am oft suprised to hear quite a few scots not being partial to the sound of burns ringing out, a bit over rated they say!

    ReplyDelete
  20. Chris 'Frog Queen' DavisWednesday, January 26, 2011

    Too true! That is really, really funny!

    Cheers!

    ReplyDelete
  21. Mistress MaddieThursday, January 27, 2011

    I've been home sick and bored out of my mind and thought to myself if I had a bagpipe, I could blow condoms up on it just for shit and giggles all day!!!

    ReplyDelete
  22. seybernetxSunday, January 30, 2011

    However, if he'd had access to condoms, he would have produced fewer bairns out of wedlock and then half of Scotland would not now be able to claim direct descent from him.

    Actually, I suspect just as many Scots would claim to be descendants, it's just that more would be lying about it than are now.

    ReplyDelete

Your comments are welcomed and appreciated!

However, comment moderation is on and no comments will be published from trolls, haters, bots or spammers.