Wednesday, 12 January 2011

More Gingerbread House Chronicles -- Nutrition Facts


This is a pretty standard gingerbread house -- but what's that in the corner of the yard? Why, the gingerbread house nutrition label, of course! We found this label on a goofy Hallmark card, thought it was hilarious and so incorporated it into our house design for that year. Here's what the label says:

Nutrition Facts
Serving Size: 5 Bites
Servings Per House: 3550
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Amount Per Serving:
Calories: 1200
Calories from Fat: 1150
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Total Fat: 195 g (%Daily Value: 300%)
Saturated Fat: 40 g (% Daily Value: 200%)
Trans Fat: 120 g (% Daily Value: 600%)
Cholesterol: 1200 mg (% Daily Value: 400%)
Sodium: 4800 mg (% Daily Value: 200%)
Total Carbohydrate: 1650 g (% Daily Value: 550%)
Dietary Fibre: 0 g
Sugar: 8000 g
Protein: 1 g
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Vitamin A: 0%
Vitamin C: 0%
Calcium: 0%
Iron: 0%

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25 comments:

  1. AnonymousWednesday, January 12, 2011

    Who knew a diabetic coma could look so enticing.

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  2. Auntie sezzzzzz...Wednesday, January 12, 2011

    Hysterical addition. lol.

    But, does anyone eat them, anyway? :-)

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  3. JeanneWednesday, January 12, 2011

    Gingerbread Houses are also a source for the all important Laughter/Merriment/Smiles ~ Each house contains 100% of a person's daily requirement!

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  4. Mombie BwainzWednesday, January 12, 2011

    Yummy! hahaha

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  5. Magaly GuerreroWednesday, January 12, 2011

    But it has protein!

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  6. turquoisemoonWednesday, January 12, 2011

    I'd have to get a bigger sports bra for sure...!!! LOL!!!

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  7. WendyWednesday, January 12, 2011

    I just read this very dark fairy tale book that you probably would love, perhaps...called "The Book of Lost Things" and they have a very different version of "hansel and gretel" that has lead me to think much differently about gingerbread houses. I wonder if people think about the witch and those little brats when we eat gingerbread houses, which I love btw :)

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  8. Chris 'Frog Queen' DavisWednesday, January 12, 2011

    That is absolutely brilliant!

    Cheers!

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  9. BeatnheartWednesday, January 12, 2011

    Yikes!! Do not eat that house. Thanks for your visit...

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  10. fromsophiesviewWednesday, January 12, 2011

    MMM MMM now you are talking me language!

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  11. Mother MoonWednesday, January 12, 2011

    too funny... love the addition adorable house

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  12. Winter SlytherinWednesday, January 12, 2011

    Well, there is that 1 gram of protein...

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  13. Ocean Breezes and Country SneezesWednesday, January 12, 2011

    Yikes, that definitely TMI!!! LOL, great house!

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  14. PatsyWednesday, January 12, 2011

    No dietary fibre? Who'd have thought it?! :o(

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  15. AnonymousWednesday, January 12, 2011

    Sounds like my kinda fun!!!

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  16. Mistress MaddieWednesday, January 12, 2011

    And I thought it was a creative doormat!

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  17. yellowdoggrannyWednesday, January 12, 2011

    well, hell.....give me one of them.

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  18. jadedjWednesday, January 12, 2011

    I am hiding this blog from the three females with whom I live. You are an evil person D :-)

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  19. JimWednesday, January 12, 2011

    Look, but don't touch!

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  20. LoisWednesday, January 12, 2011

    Good evening Debra! I arrived home from work to find my package arrived all safe and sound!

    Thank you!

    Thank you again...

    Evan [14 year old] is excited too, he is my labyrinth buddy.

    Take care!

    Lois

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  21. LauraWednesday, January 12, 2011

    And I thought it was purely for decoration...you mean you can eat these things???

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  22. BlueberryWednesday, January 12, 2011

    ha ha!! I love the nutrition label idea! Those houses are gorgeous!

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  23. Travis ErwinWednesday, January 12, 2011

    I wanna see a bacon house just once. the strips would make great logs I'm thinking.

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  24. AnonymousThursday, January 13, 2011

    Is it wrong to want to live in there?

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  25. SUZY8-TRACKFriday, January 14, 2011

    Only 5 bites per serving? I would need at least a wall or two...but then I would become a house myself!

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