Now do something nice for me in return, you ingrate.
I worked my friggin' fingers to the bone decorating this cake for you. Yes, those are corn niblets. So what? [Update: Sorry, everyone, apparently those are acorns . . . I know, WTF? And this is Sandra Lee's Kwanzaa cake, not a Festivus cake at all. Oh well, screw it. It deserves to be a Festivus cake too.]
What are you bitching about? It's got sprinkles!
are you giving us an inspiration for Christmas cake, Debs? I'll make you a tuna, onion, vanilla, peas and chocolate cake this year.
ReplyDeleteThe best part about the effin' cake? Its so beautiful! I work at a deli and once in a while I'm called over to the bakery side to write on cakes. Now I'm inspired!
ReplyDeleteOK, I'm smiling now,,
ReplyDeleteMerry Merry Christmas to you and your family!!!
great cakes, by the way,
LOL...thanks for making my morning...
ReplyDeletePart of Festivus celebrations includes the 'Airing of Grievances' ... these cakes would make the list!
ReplyDeleteSeason's greetings to you and yours.
ReplyDeleteMary
Great thoughts all. I shall make you a chicken liver pate cake with lemonade icing and it shall say....So? spelled out in capers. I too can create (messes)
ReplyDeleteHappy Everything, Oma Linda
Oh lordy! That second one is the Sandra Lee Kwanzaa cake. It's made from... no, I'll let you learn for yourself: http://youtu.be/we2iWTJqo98
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Beautiful sentiments, one and all!
ReplyDeleteSubmerina, you have enlightened me! O. M. G.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should try baking again. You are an inspiration, my dear!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! I love it. I really like the first one. I would have just laughed myself silly if I got that for my birthday. :-)
ReplyDeletegoofy...hahahahah
ReplyDeletethe word verification is fecial.
Har har har...too funny! I especially love the first one.
ReplyDeletetoo funny!
ReplyDeleteeat less, live longer... why? :P lol
So hilarious! I love the "sorry you suck at everything" cake the most!
ReplyDeleteI wanted a Festivus pole this year. My favorite part of Festivus is the Airing of Grievances. I got a lotta problems with you people, and you're gonna hear about it.
ReplyDeleteFuck yeah! You've given me such awesome baking ideas for the holiday next year.
p.s. I've missed you and am glad to have your words back after my sabbatical from the blogosphere.