I love reading signs posted by churches because so many of them are unintentionally hilarious. Once I came across an entire website devoted to funny-but-true church signs and I wish I had kept the link because some of them were downright hysterical.
God has the sweetest deal: he's given credit for all things good, given credit for all things bad (as a challenge for our souls), and (as Jesus) gets to marry all the nuns.
A church-sanctioned threesome! Where do I sign up?
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ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteHehehe... ;-)
ReplyDeleteI have to laugh at some of the signs that pop up in front of churches.
They have NO IDEA what they are saying, tho they think they do!
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Anne
LOL!!! Have to agree with Anne. Signs, in front of churches, are a constant source of entertainment...
ReplyDeleteOooh-lala, menage a trois!! Bon nuit, indeed.
ReplyDeleteWell if churches promote threesomes then it must be okay!
ReplyDeletewonder what God would wear at the wedding?
ReplyDeletei guess god doesn't love all his children.
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha!
ReplyDeleteCreeeeeppppyyyyy!!!!
ReplyDeleteGotta watch them Methodists! Progressive thinkers. :0)
ReplyDeleteAfter working for the UMC for 20 something years..............uh I'd buy anything they'd do or say. NUTZ
ReplyDeleteI love reading signs posted by churches because so many of them are unintentionally hilarious. Once I came across an entire website devoted to funny-but-true church signs and I wish I had kept the link because some of them were downright hysterical.
ReplyDeleteHa ha! I wouldn't have noticed this but you help us see the world through rainbow coloured spectacles, Debra!
ReplyDeleteI never thought of methodists as kinky. I guess I can learn something new every day !
ReplyDeleteThis is like the hilarious bloopers you see in church bulletins!
ReplyDelete" The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new campaign slogan last Sunday: I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."
out, at 81:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QLt6EO3k28&feature=fvwrel
So wait...do they each take turns with God in the bedroom? This one is almost as funny as the one sign I saw that was offering Gay Exorcisms.
ReplyDeletethat's 2 too many.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if that's a turn on or if it's gross. I guess it depends on if God is a he or a she.
ReplyDeleteHa ha...I wonder if they noticed the blooper? Talk about humiliating themselves?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if they mean God is the silent partner. You know, the one who is out of the picture until his name is called during orgasm.
ReplyDeleteI guess Im not ready for a threesome yet!
ReplyDeleteStill waters run deep.
ReplyDeleteHung like a god.
ReplyDeleteHung like a god.
ReplyDeleteI never cease to be embarrassed by "Christians" preaching anti-love. It just boggles my mind.
ReplyDeleteRemember, god is always watching. He likes that kind of stuff ;-)
ReplyDeleteI need to post this on Facebook lol
ReplyDeleteGod has the sweetest deal: he's given credit for all things good, given credit for all things bad (as a challenge for our souls), and (as Jesus) gets to marry all the nuns.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's why Satan is jealous?
Or not.
Ha ha, I always knew their pent up sexual frustration would unconsciously come to the fore eventually :)
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