They make perfect role models.
Unicorns are 100% trustworthy. You never need to fear or doubt anything a unicorn says.
But that can't be said of some other creatures. Be very leery of fake unicorns. Certain unscrupulous characters will attempt to pass themselves off as the genuine article.
But a simple test will reveal the truth. Unicorns never have tuna breath.
Be safe out there, my friends.
LOL !!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHahaha...love this! Yes, unicorns never have tuna breath.
ReplyDelete(That cat looks thrilled in that ad...if looks could kill...LOL... I wonder if anyone would buy such a product. And why??)
Funniest one ever! And so full of information. I will always smell the breath of the unicorns that try to pick me up in their vans from now on. Absolutely.
ReplyDeletesuch great advice, this very subject has been on my mind!!!!
ReplyDeleteLoving that crazy, very wise, brain of yours!
ReplyDeleteSerious allegations. Maybe this is something the Canadian senate could look into.
ReplyDeleteLove this post. It made my Monday morning.
ReplyDeleteMary
You jest, but that unicorn horn for cats is only $9 on Amazon.com and has pretty solid 4 star reviews from people who apparently hate their cat.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha-brilliant! That unicorn in the van, I think I dated him in the summer of '76!
ReplyDeleteThanks for this Debra! I'll be looking over my shoulder from now on! You never know!!
ReplyDeletegrumpy cat does not like his horn!
ReplyDeleteLOL! "Cats love it" .... yeah, right, sure, NOT!
ReplyDeleteFun!
lol at the cat's face
ReplyDeleteAnd here I always thought unicorns were a myth!
ReplyDeleteHee hee, Martha! This post made me smile, especially watching the unicorn jump over the rainbow! I was thinking of you and "The Life of Pi" while watching the Academy Awards last night. The movie looks wonderful! Have a good day.
ReplyDeleteThank God for you. Been awhile since I've read a great unicorn post.
ReplyDeleteThat cat looks like its plotting to kill it's owner. I question the validity of the "Cats Love It" claim.
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! A Unicorn horn for cats?? Seriously?? Where did you find that?
ReplyDeleteAHAHahahahaahahahaa!! Great post!
Excuse me but that "Unicorn Hat" looks suspiciously like something one would order from an "Adult" (wink wink) catalog!
ReplyDeleteThank you for this information...I shall pass it along to any and all who might want to know how to recognize a unicorn...tuna breath huh?
ReplyDeleteThe Unicorn Kitty is just too cute! I've always loved Unicorns and now know why.
ReplyDeleteHmmm...don't think I'll be trying to transform my little kitty with one of those.
ReplyDeletehow did they establish that cats love it, I wonder?
ReplyDeleteI will be keeping a special eye out for these today - I know they are out there somewhere....
ReplyDeleteCats Love it!!! Except for that sour faced cat in the ad! Looks like grumpy cat may have some competition!
ReplyDeleteI have a cat that I am positive would love an inflatable unicorn horn! Well, I would love to take his picture while he sulks around the house wearing it!!
ReplyDeleteSo much good advice! I shall take heed. :0)
ReplyDeleteHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I'd like 4 please. I can only imagine the faces around here when trying to attach said horn. Oh dear.
ReplyDeleteHi Debra! Sorry about calling you Martha! Unicorns and cats just zapped my brain right to her! Every time I look at that jumping unicorn I smile. I hope that you are enjoying a nice evening!
ReplyDeleteYeah, that cat looks like he's really loving that horn,lol
ReplyDeleteMy neighbour/daughter kid has an imaginary unicorn pet named Twilight Sparkle Muffin. I love that silly kid!
I don't think my cat would like that horn on her head, FOR SHE'S A TRUE CAT.
ReplyDeleteUni-cat?? LOL! I love this entire post! Thanks for always putting a smile on my face ;o)
ReplyDeleteThat literally made me laugh out loud! And yeah, the breath test is an unfortunate one.
ReplyDeleteWhat does unicorn breath smell like though? Rainbows?
I just realized I'm a unicorn. Holy crap!
ReplyDeleteI am glad Robin said it because I was thinking it.
ReplyDeleteI love the unicorn jumping over the rainbow. I just watched it for longer than I care to admit.
Haha, my cat would never make a unicorn too! :) thanks for such a cheerful post, Debra :)
ReplyDeleteYes, one should always be a unicorn if one can ... unless, of course one has the opportunity to become a panda. Pandas are adorable.
ReplyDeleteSo to test if a unicorn is real you have to smell its breath? Hard task!!
ReplyDeleteA unicorn will never steer you wrong....at least, not without a good reason. :D
ReplyDeleteMy unicorn's breath always smells like lemons
ReplyDeleteThat kitty looks a bit displeased with the horn.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Oh God.... Cats Love It... really?
ReplyDeletetrue dat...
ReplyDeleteall MY ca... uh, unicorns, preferred SALMON ;) lmfao
Unicorns are cool, but I prefer cats.
ReplyDeletedexter says 'fat chance'
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