Sunday, 29 December 2013

Badass Knitters

Personally, I am not a knitter. I did learn how when I was young but my one and only knitting project was a disaster. So today I envy the truly badass knitters out there, the ones who can knit anything. Like this perfect Viking headgear:


Or how about something in a more Lord-of-the-Rings style?


Such knitters even have badass tattoos.


Don't mess with them or you'll end up with a needle in your eye!

49 comments:

  1. i wish i could knit better too. i love that tat!

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  2. I've been trying to crochet. To say I'm frustrated is an understatement. I pulled out a Nifty Knitter loom and I'm going to beat the band now!

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  3. I know how to crochet but could never master knitting as many times as I tried.
    Mary

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  4. Ha ha you made me smile this morning - just lurve that doggy in his get up !
    I'm a knitter and crocheter and I love it, I learned when I was 5 and knit my first sleeveless top when I was 6 ! and haven't stopped since.
    We're not all badass though - we are quite nice really !
    xxx

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  5. Sheesh!!! I never thought of knitting as being badass!!! Now I will roam around the house, flexing my peks and waving my needles...

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  6. I never did try knitting. My mother thought I should know how to crochet. Too bad we didn't see eye to eye on that, so now I know nothing of any needle arts.

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  7. I learnt to knit years ago, but like so many things, I wouldn't have a clue where to start now. Not that I feel I'm missing out on much to be totally honest. I'd rather build a shed.

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  8. Whoa, a knitter's tattoo! I trust you've been enjoying a lovely Christmas season -- a happy, blessed new year to you and yours :)

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  9. wow, that viking beard is amazing!!

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  10. When I saw the first one, I thought you had morphed Houdini and me!

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  11. I can't knit to save my life. My mom tried teaching me when I was young, but I had no interest - or patience - for it. Still don't! So I am in awe of people who knit some amazing things.

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  12. I knit, but not well. Getting there is half the battle! Love the tat!

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  13. Haha! The dog does not look satisfied! I wish i could knit! I would make lovely, fluffy sweaters for everyone!!
    Thank you so muych for your wishes!
    Brightest blessings!

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  14. Haha, these are so funny. Have a lovely Sunday.

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  15. OOoo!Just occured to me teeny tiny sweaters for my cats, i would torture the little buggers with lots and lots of pink!!!

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  16. TAkes knitting to a whole new level! Somehow as accepting as Buster is, I don't think he'd wear that Lord of Rings get up.

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  17. My friend Judy knits stuffed toys for her grandchildren. The tyrannosaurus is particularly cool as is the stegosaurus. Going to send her the tat picture (if I may borrow it?) as a suggestion. I mean what grannie in her 70s shouldn't get a tat?

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  18. AHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAAAhahahaaa*gasp for air*ahahaaahahahaaahahaaahahahaa oh crap I tinkled.

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  19. that Viking headgear is true Nordic delight!

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  20. Okay, those are freaking awesome! Love the dog. LOL! I am not a knitter either. I tried. I've had three people try and teach me only to have them take the needles away and tell me that perhaps I need to put my talents and efforts elsewhere. Ahhh... well...

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  21. Lol, your post is so hilarious Debra that I've already sent the link to three people...my daughter the knitter included. I can just see my getting back to Vancouver from England in a month and the cats will have tiny knitted beards and braids.

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  22. hilarious! and the dog looks so proud in his getup. thanks for my sunday afternoon smile :)))))

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  23. You could so make that first beard cause no knitting was involved at least from what I could see. I can knit a bit and have been recently making dishcloths. That's about the extent of my skill though.

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  24. Nope I was wrong. I looked at the pic again and the hat was knit but you could so make the beard part.

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  25. My personal goal this coming year is to learn how to make socks. Warm and earthy... But a knitted beard would be warm too. :)

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  26. I can so appreciate this work as I was taught how to knit at a very young age by my mother and grandmother. Debra, it takes lots of practice!!

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  27. Oh good Lord, I had to pin that first one in the hope one day I'll be skilled enough to knit it. :o)

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  28. Hahahaha! Never really wanted a tat before but that one looks like a must-have!! And I love the hats! hahahaha!

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  29. Love the Beanie..I haven't knit for some time..My arthritis isn't fond of that activity..Your dog is a saint...

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  30. Some knitters are truly amazing for what they can do! Talented people!!! Love the Viking headgear!!

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  31. Those projects look like they would come under the catagory of "Extreme Knitting". We have extreme sports so why not extreme crafters. They do exist, they do exist...

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  32. I remember as a kid watching my mom and grandma knitting and crocheting, it looked like magic. I still kinda think it's magic. How a straight piece of yarn can be turned into sweaters, blankets, hats, etc with a couple of chopsticks is mind-boggling to me. I can only assume it's some sort of witchcraft!

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  33. Badass knitting is all the rage. I love such badass knitting and the photos have me in stitches.....

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  34. Sweet tuques! (To go all Canadian on you!)

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  35. These are amazing knitters! What a gift! I suck at knitting too. It takes way to much patience for me. The tattoo is a riot. I take it this person is a cat lady too.

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  36. As a guy who is physically incapable of growing a beard, I'd wear that knit cap in a second.

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  37. Knitter please. I love great knitting objects (projects? Things? Items?). That viking hat is awesome.

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  38. I love the Viking knitting! The tattoo...that's dedicated in a creepy way.

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  39. I have tried to knit but just don't get it. I need someone to show me.

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  40. I used to knit and was fairly good but I get bored easily. Remember how dull it gets.... knit one, purl two, knit two, purl two...damn, I am bored just talking about it.

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  41. Happy New Year Deb.....
    Your blog is always enlightening!

    Cheers!
    Linda :o)

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  42. I picked up knitting years back and made a little hat. Couldn't do it now, but Its a joy to watch a good knitter!.. I agree with Magaly.. that Tattoo is cool

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  43. both my grandmothers tried to teach me to knit and crochet..the entire time they were trying to teach me, I'm saying..'can I go out and play ball now? 'can I go out and play ball now? they finally gave up.

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  44. I hope the belong to the Bad-Ass-Knitters Club one day soon. I just taught myself how to crochet -- about a year ago. So currently I belong to the Bad-Ass-Crocheters Club. Because I don't have a camera, I asked my daughter to take pics of my creations so I can post on my blog site. I just crocheted my first poncho. Came out OK. I learned from my mistakes. Next one will be better. Awesome, funky post!

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  45. except for the horny bits, it's great!

    horny bits are hollyweird horse shit....

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