Friday, 12 September 2014

Rolling Around in the Gutter


It's true confession time, boys and girls! I've always had the most terrible gutter mind. I love sexual subtext and double entendres of all descriptions, subtle or obvious. I spend much of my life biting my tongue in polite company.

So today, please indulge me while I post a few LOLs of questionable taste.


If one is good, two is better!


Hmmm, if these people wanted a lightsaber, they should've paid the extra bucks for a bigger sheet cake.


Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear . . . .


MOM!


We can always rely on Oscar Wilde to wax philosophical about the gutter.


Yeah, looking at the stars, eh Picard?


And when it comes to subtext, always remember . . . .


38 comments:

  1. Hahaha, loooove the 'sex tapes' and the horse watching videos. Too funny. Have a lovely weekend.

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  2. Great way to start a Friday. Love these. You come up with the greatest stuff.

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  3. Ha! A good post for a friday! RDJ for the win.

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  4. OHMYGOSH...the cake....BAHAHAHAHA... And the horse! BAHAHAHAHA! Loved these! A great way to start the day :)

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  5. Two of my favourite double entendres are "I'll double YOUR entendre" which makes no sense, but is oddly fun, and "In-YOUR-endo" which I have to say whenever someone says innuendo. I just have to. It's become a reflex now. I think I have problems.

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  6. Hahahahahahaha...cinnamon. Seriously?

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  7. we do like it on the naughty side...

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  8. That cake! If I created that I would be running out to buy store bought for the birthday. I would keep the vibrator one and have a girls night!

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  9. Bahaha...best sex tape ever!

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  10. Some good ones! Love the gutter/homeless mind! And the first sex tape! Awesome! :o)

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  11. Friday morning giggle. At our house we still do a lot of 'that's what SHE says' puns. :)

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  12. love the sex tapes. you always make me laugh!

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  13. Great minds think alike! I'll have to leave my rolls of tape like the first picture out like that and see if anyone at work notices.

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  14. Awesome! Love to hear about a fellow pervert. As soon as I saw the title of this post, I jumped right on it!
    I was off like a prom dress.
    More excited than a puppy with 2 peters.
    And other pervy things!

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  15. Thanks for the laugh...There's a triple x rated blog on Bloglovin..should be banned..Very graphic..

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  16. Missy, don't tease me like that, girl! Link, I need a LINK!

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  17. Some funny ones here. Hope you have a killer weekend. Cheers and boogie boogie.

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  18. great selection - why didn't I think of that! I have both gray and red duct tape.

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  19. Lol! Snort! All fabulous. That poor 7 year old. Lol again.

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  20. you are bad to the bone. but i like it. wonderful! have a great weekend debra. cheers!!

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  21. Looks like you're not alone in the gutter, honey! I love these and I love the gutter.
    :)

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  22. Haha! My favorite is the accidental vibrator cake! All the adult guests at the party must have been laughing their asses off.

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  23. I'm with you..and if the 2 of us got together around normal people..we would get into so much trouble..

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  24. I hope and pray that nobody told Chase to use the force.

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  25. Oh my stars, Debra. Although my mind is NEVER (that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.) in the gutter ; this post is funny!

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  26. And although it's an acquired taste; I'm also rather fond of cinnamon.

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  27. I am shocked by these revelations, I always thought by reading your blog that it was all done by someone who was all proper, I mean you live out West, it's not like you live in Late Ford Country. Oh well the truth always come out.

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  28. Hahahaha! And i must say, that is the best picture of Oscar Wilde I've ever seen. He was very handsome when he was young - most photos seems to show him a little heavier and older. Happy star gazing, Debra! :)

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  29. Thanks for the laughs this morning, Debra! Have a good one.

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  30. Haha! Yay, me and you have the same sense of humor then! Love it. :o)

    FYI - This is "HunnyMinxy". I've swapped accounts. I hope you find me at the new one "Sweet-Britches".

    Have a lovely day! :o)

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  31. Good stuff, I found you on Sweet Britches site. I like a sense of humor.

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  32. *snicker* Go dirty or go home!

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  33. LOL! I've missed you Deb! Thanks for making my night ;o)

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