Short and Sweet

Today, some more questions from my "Ask Me Anything" post, all with succinct, pithy answers that cut right to the chase.

Aunt Mary of Easy Way: A Blog for Children asks: "Would you like to visit my blog?"
Done!

Knowing of my fondness for the noble Mr. Darcy of Pride and Prejudice, Brewella Deville of Fort Kickass inquires about a notorious cad from one of Jane Austen's other novels: "Willoughby's explanation of his behaviour in Sense and Sensibility: Bollocks or utter bollocks?"
Utter, utter bollocks.

Joy Christi of Comfy Town Chronicles asks: "If you knew you could have a book published and not have to worry about selling it, what kind of book would you write?"
Porn, of course. Isn't that where the real money is? Just ask E.L. James! Here's a photo of me already hard at work on my novel . . . .

From Anne Johnson of The Gods Are Bored comes this question: "Where do you find the hysterical memes you post?"
They come from countless hours spent aimlessly pissing around on the internet. And I steal only from the best, by the way. So don't hate me, anyone from whom I've swiped stuff.

Val of Miss Val's Creations wants to know: "What's your greatest fear?"
Like many women, I fear ending up as an impoverished bag lady in my old age. Or a crazy cat lady. Or both -- GAAAAAAAAAH!

Jackiesue of Yellowdog Granny says: "When are you coming to West for Westfest?"
Unfortunately I can't come this year, YDG, because I'll be at the Shaw Festival in Ontario that particular weekend. BUT My Rare One and I are seriously planning on coming to Westfest NEXT year in 2016! Just to doublecheck -- it's always held on the September Labour Day weekend, right? Eating a skunk egg and meeting you are right up there on my bucket list -- so Texas, prepare yourself for a couple of Canaderians abroad, eh?

[Photo of actual West TX skunk egg by

Dave of Silver Creek 78250]