Here's the fairytale every Mom wants to read . . . .
Remember the days when you had privacy and time to yourself?
Kids can be, well, a little demanding sometimes . . . .
But you know what Hillary Clinton said! "It takes a village . . . ."
I hope you all get lovely gifts for Mother's Day! Especially from your adult children!
And just remember . . . despite everything, YOU DONE GOOD, MOM!
Lol. Have a great day too, Debra!
ReplyDeleteLOL still looking for that village, AMEN sister!
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Cuz, yeah, even bin Laden had a mother and she must be shocked at how that worked out!
ReplyDeletethanks for the pukeworthy mention of the pompous, fame hungry racist Obama
ReplyDeleteha! I can so relate to that tiny hand under the bathroom door! only mine would just come right in
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! I had a good laugh with these. That bathroom break is so true. And now that the kids have moved out, the cats do it! :)
ReplyDeleteThe far right claims Michelle Obama can't be a mom because they KNOW she is really transgender. They same way they know President Cheetos Mussolini is a good president.
ReplyDeleteI am so tired today. Woke up with a headache. Your post made me laugh. So thank you!
ReplyDeleteGreat laughs! I don't know how moms do it. I knew early on that mommyhood would not be a good one for me. Society is better off this way. :)
ReplyDeleteDeliciously funny, Debra! Although when I read, "Why do they want dinner every night?," I saw my husband. He usually shows up glancing hopefully around the kitchen for whatever the next meal is. Drives me nuts when I'm doing something and don't want to stop and cook. Poor guy, sometimes I'm making a fabulous meal from scratch and sometimes I give him the evil eye! I hope that your mother has an enjoyable day!
ReplyDeleteRead a forwarded email? That is quite a gift. I'm not sure I care about anyone enough to give them that.
ReplyDeleteI have an uncle who hasn't talked to me since I responded to a forwarded email with the word, "Unsubscribe."
Always look forward to your posts - this one, as usual, was perfect. Happy day and happy week ahead to you.
ReplyDeleteThe bathroom one is hysterical... and frustratingly accurate.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs..Hope you had a super day...Enjoy your week..
ReplyDeleteI loved the little hand under the door. Too cute.
ReplyDeleteLOL! The one where mommy gets her drink.....I laughed right out loud!
ReplyDeleteSome of these comments are so politically spicy and angry. Maybe I should tell their mothers to make them play nice? Speaking of, I'm going to go hug mine now.
ReplyDeletehahaha...
ReplyDeletei have lots of memories about "bathroom breaks" haha
thank you for portraying it in such light and fun way,loved and enjoyed so much
Haha! Looking for that village. I love it.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the amusing tribute to all the good mommies.
Ha! The one about forwarded emails - my friend Barbara, who calls herself my unofficial "mom" actually prints out those forwards and mails them to me because she can't figure out how to forward them by email. I'd tell her, but love the mail. :)
ReplyDeleteThank you- Hope you have a lovely day.
ReplyDeleteDinner every night ... oh yes. I've been cooking for 40 years and I am sick as hell of it.
ReplyDeleteMy brother and I, cleaned the house for mom! I'm still recovering! LOL! Great post Debra! Big Hugs!
ReplyDeleteI felt like I did a good job as long as they didn't end up in the pen.
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