I peed myself on the last one! and philip is still in the closet, poor thing.
I love my gay boyfriends because (a) they see me as an intelligent pretty female, not a piece of meat and (b) they aren't interested in my lady bits. they are the brothers I never had.
that really was a kaboom comeback! In other news, we got our first lezzie prime minister last night as I told you :) But now half of the ruling party is against it for homophobic reasons so we're waiting for the vermin from the ruling party to exterminate each other in the parliament due to this :)
Our best friends here in our little town are lesbians and a straight couple (she loves gay men and she and her hubby even went to gay pride). We are so fortunate to have such wonderful friends.
I love most people..well, not trump supporters, there is something wrong with them..love straight, gay, lesbian, trans, white,brown, black, etc..but I find myself when describing my gay friends that are married as bob and frank, they're gay and married..is that wrong? should I make a difference..I wouldn't say bob and sally are married..???
@ Jackiesue -- Well, the ability for GLBT+ people to get married is still so new, the temptation is definitely there to make it a defining part of introducing friends. I don't notice that being done here in Canada though because it's been a dozen years since same-sex marriage became legal. The novelty has worn off for us, I guess!
Oh my sister! I have no idea why it has taken me this long to click through to discover you have a blog! And a great blog! I must have been too busy trying to figure out what a power top was.
Okay, hands down, the last one is the best joke I've seen as I've played catch up tonight ~ And it's also the best explanation for the meaning of "Covfefe" that I've seen!
I peed myself on the last one! and philip is still in the closet, poor thing.
ReplyDeleteI love my gay boyfriends because (a) they see me as an intelligent pretty female, not a piece of meat and (b) they aren't interested in my lady bits. they are the brothers I never had.
The last one is priceless! Happy weekend!
ReplyDeleteMy mother one time asked me a question similar to the "power top" question and I nearly fell off my chair!
ReplyDeleteEveryone needs a Gok friend. I have gay friends but none are a Gok, sadly. I'm on the hunt for one.
ReplyDeletethat really was a kaboom comeback!
ReplyDeleteIn other news, we got our first lezzie prime minister last night as I told you :) But now half of the ruling party is against it for homophobic reasons so we're waiting for the vermin from the ruling party to exterminate each other in the parliament due to this :)
Our best friends here in our little town are lesbians and a straight couple (she loves gay men and she and her hubby even went to gay pride). We are so fortunate to have such wonderful friends.
ReplyDeleteThese are all hysterical! That bush placement is accidental brilliance.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! Hilarious. LOVED the comeback :)
ReplyDeleteSo .. where should a penis and/or a vagina find enjoyment ... ???
ReplyDeleteI have had several gay male hairdressers, and they are by far the best.
ReplyDeleteGay men are fucking assholes. Now, was I being homophobic or making a clever joke? That's for you to decide.
ReplyDeleteOf course I'm not being homophobic. I just love that line. I mean, really, that's kinda what gay men do.
I don't know if Glory Hole Park is for real or photo-shopped, but California's own Dick Bliss Park is 100% real.
ReplyDelete@ Mark -- Yes, you're right: everything depends on "context" and "who" says what. Kinda like the old "That's MISTER Faggot to you" retort.
ReplyDeleteI am the daughters of my father's house
ReplyDeleteAnd all the brothers too.
Twelfth Night: Shakespeare
My brother-in-law is gay and not a better man lives on this earth.
the Ol'Buzzard
The whole cell phone screen capture is unfortunely my mother. Boy did these happy me laugh.....
ReplyDeletePost marriage equality, the media has't really had many "divorce" stories which is good.
ReplyDeleteunfortunate bush placement...too funny!
ReplyDeleteOMG these are great!!!!! :)
ReplyDeleteHilarious stuff no doubt. Greetings!
ReplyDeleteI love most people..well, not trump supporters, there is something wrong with them..love straight, gay, lesbian, trans, white,brown, black, etc..but I find myself when describing my gay friends that are married as bob and frank, they're gay and married..is that wrong? should I make a difference..I wouldn't say bob and sally are married..???
ReplyDelete@ Jackiesue -- Well, the ability for GLBT+ people to get married is still so new, the temptation is definitely there to make it a defining part of introducing friends. I don't notice that being done here in Canada though because it's been a dozen years since same-sex marriage became legal. The novelty has worn off for us, I guess!
ReplyDeleteThose are all too hilarious! Are you incriminating yourself if you know what everything means in the Grindr text?
ReplyDeleteAnd we thought covfefe was supposed to be coverage!
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I loved this post. It's so freaking hysterical. I loved the shit out of the gay divorce court and bush placement memes.
ReplyDeleteOh the last one is awesome... I hope both of them have seen the picture!!
ReplyDeleteAnother fun post today Debra. I always seem to have a chuckle when I visit your place. That last photo...well what can I say?
ReplyDeleteWe know the Swine is in a sadoerotic relationship with Putin and it is not funny. Putin fucks him, then he fucke everyone else.
ReplyDeleteBest covfefe meme ever.
ReplyDeleteFunny baby
ReplyDeleteNice collection.
ReplyDeleteThis was the best grand finale! I was quietly giggling until the end. Then the laughter was untamed. COVFEFE, n'yet?!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha My cheeks hurt! No, not those ones-sheesh ;o)
ReplyDeleteOh my sister! I have no idea why it has taken me this long to click through to discover you have a blog! And a great blog! I must have been too busy trying to figure out what a power top was.
ReplyDeleteYou ARE having fun this month, aren't you! hahahha.
ReplyDeleteHilarious! LOL! That last one! LOL! And the deep throat! LOL! You are too funny Debra!
ReplyDeleteOkay, hands down, the last one is the best joke I've seen as I've played catch up tonight ~ And it's also the best explanation for the meaning of "Covfefe" that I've seen!
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