There are several techniques you can try, such as --
1. Blackmail:
2. Bribery:
3. Playing on social insecurities:
4. Hightailing it out of town:
5. Lawyering up:
6. But if all else fails, Tom, take the bastards with ya:
Monday 9 October 2017
Listen Up, Tom!
It's Canadian Thanksgiving today, so here's some free advice to turkeys from Mark Anderson of Andertoons about how to avoid The Big Chop!
There are several techniques you can try, such as --
1. Blackmail:
2. Bribery:
3. Playing on social insecurities:
4. Hightailing it out of town:
5. Lawyering up:
6. But if all else fails, Tom, take the bastards with ya:
There are several techniques you can try, such as --
1. Blackmail:
2. Bribery:
3. Playing on social insecurities:
4. Hightailing it out of town:
5. Lawyering up:
6. But if all else fails, Tom, take the bastards with ya:
HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Indulgent Thanksgiving. And thank you for sharing these.
ReplyDeletePoor turkeys! Hope you're not eating any, missy!
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving!
Lol. A lot of turkeys will be on the table today I fear!
ReplyDeleteHave a happy Thanksgiving Debra. If you eat a turkey then don't forget to give thanks for the sacrifice the bird made.
ReplyDeleteThese are great. Happy Thanksgiving!
ReplyDeleteFunny! What a great way to celebrate Turkey Day! Happy Thanksgiving! :o)
ReplyDeleteHappy Turkey Day!
ReplyDeletePoor Turkey - it almost makes me want to opt for lentil loaf this year.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving.
ReplyDeleteI hope the turkeys make it. I'm always on the side of the turkeys.
Mmmmm... turkey.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving!! Oh my, I was just thinking of all the food at my family's Thanksgiving feasts. So much turkey and goodies that there are leftovers and turkey sandwiches for a whole week.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving!
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving! I love the turkey cartoons. I wish we had Thanksgiving in October. It's silly to put it off until November so that people in the U.S. feel rushed constantly between Thanksgiving and Christmas.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
happy thankgiving day! have lasagna or salmon instead! or even pho!
ReplyDeleteHappy and delicious Thanksgiving, Debra!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your Thanksgiving! I don't know why eating chicken doesn't give me pause but turkey preparation does. Maybe it's because turkeys are bald. I like my birds bald.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving! I must have gotten the vibe because we are having Thanksgiving "Lite" tonight: turkey thighs, stuffing, gravy and mashed potatoes and asparagus.
ReplyDeleteAfter these cartoons maybe I'll just get some burger meat and shape it into a turkey. Happy Thanksgiving!
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving! I don’t know that I will feel all that good about eating turkey now.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Happy Thanksgiving!!!
ReplyDeleteI would not be surprised if Trump did not pardon the turkeys this year - for publicity - like every thing else he does.
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I hope you had a glorious holiday, dearest Debra.
ReplyDeleteTo the Turkey: I hope you got away!
Happy Thanksgiving, hope you enjoyed!
ReplyDeleteAn American I worked with a while back told me Canadians copied Thanksgiving and they didn't even have turkeys "up there."
ReplyDeleteHappy thanksgiving Debra.
ReplyDeleteHappy belated Thanksgiving! The last one is my favorite.
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff, and I like Anderson's simple style.
ReplyDeleteHi Debra :) Funny turkeys! :) Mine didn't have any wise quacks last night ;)
ReplyDeleteHappy belated Thanksgiving! :)
Okay I will totally forgive you for that detested modifier before Thanksgiving - in my books it is simply Thanksgiving because that's what we celebrate in Canada! However in the true spirit of being thankful I want to thank you for those hysterical vignettes and I am so posting a link to this.
ReplyDeleteHappy THANKSGIVING and hugs from PEI.
Happy belated Thanksgiving..Have to feel sorry for Tom..Great cartoons..Funny!!
ReplyDeleteI hope your turkey day was Thankful and stuffed.
ReplyDeleteSuch a more sensible time of year to have a harvest festival, isn't it?
I like the blackmailing turkey! I'm laughing out loud. :) I hope you had a happy thanksgiving.
ReplyDeleteThese are too funny! LOL!
ReplyDeleteHope you had a great Thanksgiving Debra! Big Hugs!
Oh poor turkeys!
ReplyDeleteHere On Eid ul Adha i feel sorry for poor animals
I didn't realize Canadian Thanksgiving was a turkey meal also. I have to admit Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. Lots of food and family. Great combo - for a day.
ReplyDeletebelated happy thanksgiving..love you
ReplyDeleteI hope you had a lovely Thanksgiving with your Rare One. We had snow!
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