Also, you must not forget that Jesus has to speak English with a beautiful English accent! (That is what I have gotten from watching films anyway!) That first photo...makes you wonder what the INSIDE of the house looks like!
I read an article about some town in Minnesota where the townspeople nearly exploded because a local store hired a black Santa! I'm sure they all thought it was a liberal plot. And White Jesus? Please.
Merry Creepmas! I love that first picture. Cracks me up every time. European lore is full of mythical anti-santa creatures like Krampus. So yes! I am all for embracing traditional Christmas values!
I saw the last meme elsewhere yesterday. Laughed so hard! And love the internment camp pic. So sad to see Santas waving for help...And are those angels stuck in the tree?????
oh my....how many toes are aching from being trounced by christmas. This is priceless. Happy whateveritisyoucelebrate from a died in the wool heretic. xoxo Oma Linda
Oh damn! you found my internment camp meme. I was gonna wait until next week to post it. But it is funny. Stupid Megyn Kelly can't even spell Megan right. I think I was 12 years old when I was living in Germany that I saw my first Middle-Eastern person, nothing like the white Jesus most Americans are used to seeing. I think that's when I started thinking for myself and questioning the Catholic faith.
Half the country is stressed, raising blood pressure. Half the country is laughing its ribs sore, raising blood pressure. Doctors and drug moguls are happy.
Oh my...I LOVE it! Megyn Kelly cracks me the hell up.
My daughter and her best friend loved the American Girl dolls when they were young. On account that we were rather poor and the friends parents were quite wealthy, my girl had one and her friend had them all. Well all of them except the African American one. The mother wouldn't buy her the black one. Start em young. Bet she would have had a problem with Mr Black Claus too. Pssshhhhawwww.
Do kids even believe in Santa anymore? I think most of them have it figured out by the time they can tell me my gift fucking sucks. (3?) I was about 12 before I knew.
I'd sit next to him. It always confused me with the white jewish Jesus and the Christmas pine in December. That said, I love the lights, trees and silly fun. But I'll take a black, white, purple or even bread box green Santa, any day of the week.
Ha! I was with a friend today ... she was driving and I YELLED stop! I dash out of the car and took a picture of a large, inflatable, red dragon -- carrying a candy and wearing a Santa cap -- he had moveable wings, too ....Happy Holidays to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The one with Krampus...BAHAHAHA And Megyn Kelly? Bleh, bleh, bleh... These were all hilarious. It boggles the mind that people truly believe that Jesus was white.
That first one is insane. I can't even wrap my mind around their electricity bill. No way do they use solar power. When people say Merry Christmas to me, I aggressively say, "In my family we say HAPPY HOLIDAYS!" Just doing my part in the war on Christmas. Hail Satan.
Ha - yes! Of course Jesus was dark-skinned, how could he not be, having been born in the Middle East? Not totally black, I think, but certainly not white, either!
Yes, there are a lot of horrible attitudes around at Christmas time. I'm getting quite disillusioned in my old age.
That's great picture of decorating gone bad. Now that we have contest shown on TV, I don't see this escalation of lights and robotic characters stopping for awhile. Also, the famous Jew Jesus has been revised by many cultures over the hundreds of years since his rebel years. I don't imagine he was as white looking as many paintings/drawings depict. Merry Christmas
I always point out to my fellow Christians that Jesus couldn't have had light hair and blue eyes, as he is always portrayed in the cheap prints that they put on their walls. But oh! the horror of that internment camp! That's hilarious. I'm so tired of the fake "war on Christmas."
I had someone wish me "Merry Christmas" yesterday and she caught me so off guard I almost forgot to say it back. I'm so used to hearing "Happy Holidays" instead. I truly was at a loss for words for about three seconds. She must've thought I was drunk or something. :)
I don't do christianity at all my celebration is Winter Solstice when we have a big feed over several days, giving a heart felt welcome to the increase of daylight.
Also, you must not forget that Jesus has to speak English with a beautiful English accent! (That is what I have gotten from watching films anyway!)
ReplyDeleteThat first photo...makes you wonder what the INSIDE of the house looks like!
I miss the good ole days. And I believe Trump will be first on Krampus's list.....we hope.
ReplyDeletegot news for ya, kids - ain't no jeebus OR santa! BOTH of them are NOT REAL! SO THERE!
ReplyDeleteI read an article about some town in Minnesota where the townspeople nearly exploded because a local store hired a black Santa!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure they all thought it was a liberal plot.
And White Jesus? Please.
Mid east Jesus is kinda cute...maybe just a little trim at Supercuts.
ReplyDeleteMerry Creepmas! I love that first picture. Cracks me up every time. European lore is full of mythical anti-santa creatures like Krampus. So yes! I am all for embracing traditional Christmas values!
ReplyDeleteI've never quite understood where this image of Jesus being a good looking white man has come from, he wasn't either.
ReplyDeleteI saw the last meme elsewhere yesterday. Laughed so hard! And love the internment camp pic. So sad to see Santas waving for help...And are those angels stuck in the tree?????
ReplyDeleteLol. I needed this today, Debra.
ReplyDeleteI needed this too lol!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think we can destroy Christianity among crackers when they accept he wasn't white. They won't know what to do.
ReplyDeleteoh my....how many toes are aching from being trounced by christmas. This is priceless. Happy whateveritisyoucelebrate from a died in the wool heretic. xoxo Oma Linda
ReplyDeleteGah! My least favorite holiday! Black Friday is bad enough, but the lead up to this consumptionfest is nauseating. Can't wait until it's over.
ReplyDeleteYay for December! Yay for the war on Xmas!
ReplyDeleteI'll wish you a Happy Solstice when we get closer to it...
This is too funny. Good one Deb, you made me laugh today. I needed that. Happy whatever you celebrate!!
ReplyDeleteLove the Krampus!
ReplyDeleteThat internment camp can't be all bad. Look at all those smiles on the snowmen and Santas.
ReplyDeletean enjoyable post, dear Lady Debra...
ReplyDeleteKrampus! LOL LOL LOL My granny used to use that word a lot for all ugly people
ReplyDeleteOh damn! you found my internment camp meme. I was gonna wait until next week to post it. But it is funny. Stupid Megyn Kelly can't even spell Megan right. I think I was 12 years old when I was living in Germany that I saw my first Middle-Eastern person, nothing like the white Jesus most Americans are used to seeing. I think that's when I started thinking for myself and questioning the Catholic faith.
ReplyDeleteI'll commit to making non-gendered gingerbread cookies, but that's it.
ReplyDeleteHalf the country is stressed, raising blood pressure. Half the country is laughing its ribs sore, raising blood pressure. Doctors and drug moguls are happy.
ReplyDeleteOh my...I LOVE it! Megyn Kelly cracks me the hell up.
ReplyDeleteMy daughter and her best friend loved the American Girl dolls when they were young. On account that we were rather poor and the friends parents were quite wealthy, my girl had one and her friend had them all. Well all of them except the African American one. The mother wouldn't buy her the black one. Start em young. Bet she would have had a problem with Mr Black Claus too. Pssshhhhawwww.
Do kids even believe in Santa anymore? I think most of them have it figured out by the time they can tell me my gift fucking sucks. (3?) I was about 12 before I knew.
ReplyDeleteTrue.
ReplyDeleteI'd sit next to him. It always confused me with the white jewish Jesus and the Christmas pine in December. That said, I love the lights, trees and silly fun. But I'll take a black, white, purple or even bread box green Santa, any day of the week.
ReplyDeleteHa! I was with a friend today ... she was driving and I YELLED stop! I dash out of the car and took a picture of a large, inflatable, red dragon -- carrying a candy and wearing a Santa cap -- he had moveable wings, too ....Happy Holidays to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteKrampus and Trump sitting in a tree...
ReplyDeleteThat's the spirit!
ReplyDeleteThe one with Krampus...BAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteAnd Megyn Kelly? Bleh, bleh, bleh...
These were all hilarious. It boggles the mind that people truly believe that Jesus was white.
Mostly hilarious. Megyn Kelly and verifiable facts? Don't get me started.
ReplyDeleteThat first one is insane. I can't even wrap my mind around their electricity bill. No way do they use solar power. When people say Merry Christmas to me, I aggressively say, "In my family we say HAPPY HOLIDAYS!" Just doing my part in the war on Christmas. Hail Satan.
ReplyDeleteHa - yes! Of course Jesus was dark-skinned, how could he not be, having been born in the Middle East? Not totally black, I think, but certainly not white, either!
ReplyDeleteYes, there are a lot of horrible attitudes around at Christmas time. I'm getting quite disillusioned in my old age.
Horrible scene indeed..Enjoy your holidays..Bah...Humbug
ReplyDeleteThat's great picture of decorating gone bad. Now that we have contest shown on TV, I don't see this escalation of lights and robotic characters stopping for awhile.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the famous Jew Jesus has been revised by many cultures over the hundreds of years since his rebel years. I don't imagine he was as white looking as many paintings/drawings depict.
Merry Christmas
I always point out to my fellow Christians that Jesus couldn't have had light hair and blue eyes, as he is always portrayed in the cheap prints that they put on their walls. But oh! the horror of that internment camp! That's hilarious. I'm so tired of the fake "war on Christmas."
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I had someone wish me "Merry Christmas" yesterday and she caught me so off guard I almost forgot to say it back. I'm so used to hearing "Happy Holidays" instead. I truly was at a loss for words for about three seconds. She must've thought I was drunk or something. :)
ReplyDeleteHave a beachy week!
Elsie
The Krampus here in Belgium looks less devilish, but every kid is afraid of him because he is known to punish children.
ReplyDeleteI don't do christianity at all my celebration is Winter Solstice when we have a big feed over several days, giving a heart felt welcome to the increase of daylight.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Anything to piss off Megyn Kelly is good by me. Black Santa is a "historical fact." Oy vey.
ReplyDeleteHappy week, Debra.
crazy racist white people and Krampus are all I need to enjoy the Holidays.
ReplyDeleteHappy Holidays! LOL!
ReplyDeletehahaha
ReplyDeleteyou are so funny ,can't believe that such sensitive stuff can be part of joke anyway
There's a brilliant actual rendering of St Nick's actual face on the internet worth searching out. People will freak at the sight of a chubby Turk.
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