Well, it does in MY head! Screw what anyone else remembers.
Now let's hear it for Lez Girls!
Back in MY day, you only had to recruit ONE straight woman to get your toaster oven. I guess they've upped the ante now. Probably because SO MANY want to convert, it's hardly even a challenge anymore.
I've got MY merit badge, Sistahs! DO YOU???
#2 is you!
ReplyDeleteAs usual your choices are hilarious! I would say regarding the first one however, trust me I know tomboys, they would be happy that they didn't have to wear a frilly dress but there is no way in heck that they would allow you to glam up their hair! Lol
ReplyDeletewe should all be lesbians! Debs, what kind of lesbian would I be, do you think?
ReplyDeleteThat one about the shoes is so right. I have said, to my gay friends, something about a woman I find attractive, and I always get the, "But you're a gay man ..." thing.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't mean I can't find beauty in things, eh?
On another note, is that one of my Coming Out Toaster Ovens I see there?
Are y'all still doing this?
ReplyDeleteI thought everyone was just doing an act for a few years in order to undermine the institution of marriage.
Looking at that first picture reminded me that I was quite the tomboy when I was young. Used to beat up all the boys in the neighborhood. Maybe that's why they didn't like me very much.
ReplyDeleteLove the worm response!
ReplyDeleteLove the first one!
ReplyDeleteEven if you are asexual you still know if someone is hot or not whatever their gender.
Love the tattoo one!!!
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud at the gummie one.
ReplyDeleteLittle me would have been all over that tiny girl's suit, and then spent the next ten years pissed off that my mother would have never let me wear it.
ReplyDeleteThe worm thing reminds me of all the immature guys who eventually realize that most lesbians don't look like what they imagined. As most of the women they are used to seeing "you know", are bi.
ReplyDeleteThat recruiting patch is cracking me up!
ReplyDeletethe gummy worm one says it all!! Oh and the shoes one too, well, all of them,, yup,, all of them lol,,
ReplyDeleteThe gummy worm and the Ellen memes made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to miss this when it's over.
The older I get, the more appealing lesbianism seems.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
these are great!
ReplyDeleteThe one about the worms...and the toaster over... HAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteWorms, shoes... where do I begin?!? Thanks!
ReplyDeleteAllergic to nuts !! great one..Enjoy your weekend..
ReplyDeleteThis world would be a better place if we all could laugh more and judge less. The gummy worms and shoes tickled my funny bone most! I agree with Sooo-this-is-me: I was the tomboy of tomboys, and to this day, I won't glam my hair like that! Have a great day!
ReplyDeleteThat's cute Debra :) Live and let live right? :)
ReplyDeleteI fear no will never understand, friend D … but I have no fear trying to understand … cuz at age 62 me think I have seen it all … Much love, cat.
ReplyDeletehello!....nice to see you..how ya been?...I'm starting today to get back in the groove of reading my friends blogs..I'm coming out of my hole..missed you and loooove all these memes..especially the one with the little girls..
ReplyDeleteIt's a crime what they make you girls go through for a toaster oven.
ReplyDeleteI love women: If I were a female I would definitely be a lesbian.
ReplyDeletethe Ol'Buzzard
gender roles are dead! thank god ... I don't fit those. I work, my husband stays home with the kids ... I get snappy when anyone tries to box me in
ReplyDeleteAs always these are great I love the Flower Girl Outfits they are cute as all get out! Allergic to Nuts is awesome too.
ReplyDeleteCan people without recruiter merit badges still be gay for Ellen? I'm asking for a friend...
ReplyDeleteThere are TOASTER OVENS??? What if turning women to lesbianism after they had been with me?? I should get one of those metal fridges for all I contributed to the cause.
ReplyDeletei used to be a "tom boy" girl but sexuality never came my mind
ReplyDeletethen i was innocent child and now in my 48 year's age i think why i still feel like that child
Is that a real badge? That is so cute! I have to admit, the gummy one, made me laugh so hard! LOL! Those flower girl outfits are adorable! Big Hugs!
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