Do NOT leave beer for Santa tonight!
And do NOT leave your
"special brownies" for him either!
We don't want Santa to have an ACCIDENT
from IMPAIRED DRIVING, now do we?
Okay, that was in really BAD TASTE, wasn't it.
This next meme is for everyone who LAUGHED.
That's been me for years Debs!!!!!
ReplyDeleteA very Happy YULETIDE to ypi and rare one! 🎄🎋🎄🎋🎄🎋🎄🎋
Intoxication on the job is always a bad thing. Just leave Santa a ho, a ho, and another ho.
ReplyDeleteI always sit on my hands before visiting your blog as a safety precaution.
ReplyDeleteI'm fucked. but I already knew that.
ReplyDeleteOh dear, right hand raised :-( Merry Christmas :-)
ReplyDeleteDementia and superior intelligence (I read that in the news yesterday). I am SOOOOOOO smart!
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas Eve, Debs!
ReplyDeleteI think that his sleight has a pilot. He is just in command. Still, it is better if he is not too drunk.
ReplyDeleteVery cute. Merry Christmas.
ReplyDelete::::raises BOTH hands while still laughing:::
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas Debra, to you and yours!
That last one did make me laugh!! IS there another kind of humour?? -Jenn
ReplyDeleteMilk and cookies didn't work in our house, dad was lactose intolerant. Have fun and enjoy the holiday.
ReplyDeleteSanta will have to fend for himself in the kitchen if he's hungry...but I suspect he's just going to pass us by this year. He also needs to beware of those wind farms. Those turbines can be deadly to flying reindeer. (There's a photo on my blog).
ReplyDeleteOh, and I forgot, "Happy Holidays"
ReplyDeleteMerry, merry Christmas to you and yours Debra. I appreciate your wisdom and wit year round♥
ReplyDeleteOnly you can write such a post. Your sense of humor is amazing. Merry Merry to you Debra.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas - promise to keep us laughing in 2020.
ReplyDeleteJP
I can't have dementia: all I could see was the "you're" and the "your"!
ReplyDeleteA very happy Christmas/Llamakah to you and the Rare One. xx
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to you and your Rare One!
ReplyDeleteThose were just lightly dark. So were all OK... for now. Happy Christmas and Merry Holidays!
ReplyDeleteI raised both hands!! Happy Holidays ~
ReplyDeleteI'm totally fucked and demented too. Merry Christmas, darlin.
ReplyDeleteThe power lines one gave a Smile...
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to you and yours, dear Lady Debra
Have a super holiday my friend and bring on the dementia.
ReplyDeleteOh, I am SO fucked!!! Yet, it has been that dark sense of humor that has helped me survive, so perhaps I'm good. I'm putting out a glass of wine and a magic mushroom for Santa tonight.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas, My Friend.
Lovelovelove,
Deb
Guilty of laughing. Hopefully it's my dark sense of humor and not the D word.
ReplyDeleteLol! Oh, come on! Santa will take those brownies back to the North Pole and share them with the missus and all the elves. It's the start of their vacation, after all...
ReplyDeleteWishing you and your Rare One a happy and warm winter season, followed by a peaceful and prosperous year.
xoxoxox
Elizabeth
Can I have my reindeer steak medium rare please?!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas! Your blog is so much fun to read. Thanks so much for a year full of fabulous posts! Funny, interesting, and just a hoot! Cheers!
ReplyDeleteI guess I have dementia lol...Merry Christmas Debra to you and your honey! :)
ReplyDeleteLol. Merry Christmas, Debra.
ReplyDeleteThank you for all the chuckles this year.
We just put out Sherry for Father Christmas. The fat, judgemental bastard. :D
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas to you!
we're all going to hell...haha..
ReplyDeleteHappy yule my friend..
Santa is going to party tonight
ReplyDeleteIt would be interesting to track Santa's path after he's had a special brownie.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!
HAHAHA! Yes, I laughed. And out loud, too :)
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!
Happy Holidays, dear!
ReplyDeleteHope he had that brownie! I’d like to post a pic of him after he did!
XoXo
My hand is up..Merry Christmas..
ReplyDeleteYou're amazing! LOL!
ReplyDeleteIn this day an age I suspect his sled comes equipped with a computer for avoiding oncoming traffic, electric lines, and other strange things. Still, intoxicated and driving - always a bad combination!
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm in trouble!! LOL I hope Santa found you and you had a great day.
ReplyDeleteI just left a comment on your last post and my daughter's gmail was logged in my laptop...not sure if it would come through.
XO
Yep, we're all fucked... ������
ReplyDeleteLOL, it is clearly too late for me to avoid dementia. Maybe I'll just roll with it and enjoy a special brownie instead.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely laughed and am going to Hell for it. But Jackiesue will be there too so I'm fine
ReplyDeleteI always thought if Santa had a reddish nose, it is due to alcohol.
ReplyDeletetoo late to avoid dementia lol
ReplyDeletehope you had wonderful Christmas with your love one dear Debra:)