I considered my 1 pound weight loss last year, a major victory, my doctor didn't agree and made suggestions. Be good to yourself, you are the only you, you have.
I love all of these. I'm not even trying to lose weight anymore. I just wait for the next Lupus flare and I lose 15 lbs in four days. I think that's the only upside to this disease.
I've made peace with my body. My closest friends have significant health issues and it has made me really aware of how functional my stocky, aging body is. My goal now is to add more vegetables on a *regular* basis. Other than that, I'm good.
Oh, some regular exercise would be good too... lol.
I hope I don't make anyone mad here, but I'm around 5'6" and never have had a weight problem and rarely had to diet. Maintain about 123 lb on a fat day. Do stay away from the saturated and love kale, broccoli and spinach.
We feed the vegetables that have gone "off" to the deer. They love us because there's something out there for them every single day! We are not salad people apparently.
I was eating chocolate covered cherries when I clicked on your post, Debra! Fortunately I was swallowing them quickly, so I didn't choke from laughing. You always find the best funnies!
It's so funny how you mentioned Kale a few times in this post and the next one...I have actually set a "filter" in my email to send any email containing the word "kale" to the trash lol...I get a lot of recipe newsletters and I'm just NOT into kale!
I considered my 1 pound weight loss last year, a major victory, my doctor didn't agree and made suggestions. Be good to yourself, you are the only you, you have.
ReplyDeletehee hee hee! I love every one of these!
ReplyDeleteI embrace my fat self and love the person I am!
First on my list as well.
ReplyDeleteLove these! The story of my life!
ReplyDeleteWe don't have Reese's eggs here, but I have an unusual feeling I'd like them! We don't have Cadbury either :(
ReplyDeleteHello Debra, That last one fits me to a T. You should see the temptation I am working on right now! If I succeed I shall have to write about it.
ReplyDelete--Jim
hahahah...happy new year! my diet is that i don't eat what i cook. i didn't touch any of the food from my party.
ReplyDeleteThat second one ….
ReplyDeleteHa ha - these are so cute.
ReplyDeleteOh, these are priceless! I chortled through the whole lot of them!
ReplyDeleteI love all of these. I'm not even trying to lose weight anymore. I just wait for the next Lupus flare and I lose 15 lbs in four days. I think that's the only upside to this disease.
ReplyDeletenice bit of New Year's humor
ReplyDeleteThe muffin top one almost made me spray my drink Debs!
ReplyDeleteMmm, cupcakes.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking as former muffin top and now pound cake, I loved everyone of these! I also love the person AM am too :)
ReplyDeleteHahaha! I have developed a tummy and it won't go away no matter how many low fat cookies I eat! :)
ReplyDeleteThese are funny!
ReplyDeleteI've made peace with my body. My closest friends have significant health issues and it has made me really aware of how functional my stocky, aging body is. My goal now is to add more vegetables on a *regular* basis. Other than that, I'm good.
Oh, some regular exercise would be good too... lol.
My muffin top insists on being an ever-expanding donut shop. Well, donuts are better than muffins anyway.
ReplyDeleteThank you for all the affirming memes. Sigh.
Happy, healthy, enjoyable New Year, Debra and yours.
I love these. It is good to eat healthy. But it is also good to eat enjoyable things, at least some of the time.
ReplyDeleteI hope I don't make anyone mad here, but I'm around 5'6" and never have had a weight problem and rarely had to diet. Maintain about 123 lb on a fat day. Do stay away from the saturated and love kale, broccoli and spinach.
ReplyDeleteLove the diet cartoons.
You're right. Cookies DON'T do that.
ReplyDeleteYes, I want to eat healthy and lose weight too. These memes are hilarious.
ReplyDelete:D Love, cat.
ReplyDeleteDeb, I hear you and I love you! We can do this together!! Big Hugs!
ReplyDeleteI'm still laughing about the pound cake! LOL!
These are hilarious! My two faves are the wagon and the eggs.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year!
blessings
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When we moved to Maryland over 50 years ago, I saw a sign at a farm: "Pick your own kale." I'm not sure why we're still here, but we are.
ReplyDeleteI know you are trying to eat healthier, but there is an awful lot of lettuce in that salad.
ReplyDeleteBread is not good for you? Then what are you suppose to put your mayonnaise on?
ReplyDeletethe Ol'Buzzard
I read that first one in the gutter.
ReplyDeleteI like a good salad--after I drown it with ranch dressing and bury it with bacon bits
ReplyDeleteHa! I can totally relate... ;) Bon Appetit! xoxo
ReplyDeleteTrue, every one. I laughed and laughed. Out loud, most of the time.
ReplyDeleteI must agree with Lisa Simpson on this one... and I have never met a carbohydrate I didn't like, no matter the time of day!
ReplyDeleteWe feed the vegetables that have gone "off" to the deer. They love us because there's something out there for them every single day! We are not salad people apparently.
ReplyDeleteI just enjoy food...smaller portion is key word for me
ReplyDeleteMay the New Year turn out to be the happiest and the best for you!
ReplyDeleteyou know how the find the best
ReplyDeleteSarah Millican says she doesn’t have a muffin top; she has a cake shelf.
ReplyDeleteYou have nailed it again Debra!
ReplyDeleteMay you continue to be a shining light in 2020.
Much love
Peggy xxx
These are the best! I don't see anything wrong with the salad with bacon bits. Am I supposed to?
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year to you and good for you for eating healthier!
Elsie
Yep. It's the age-old tale of liking to eat more than exercise. :)
ReplyDeleteOMG..They all hit home..I thought the first one was great but they all got better..Thanks..I think!!
ReplyDeleteLOL, love them all. I've bookmarked this for whenever I need a good laugh :-)
ReplyDeleteWonderful! So many made me laugh. I long for the 90s again too. As for quinoa ...
ReplyDeleteToo funny. Great collection.
ReplyDeleteI was eating chocolate covered cherries when I clicked on your post, Debra! Fortunately I was swallowing them quickly, so I didn't choke from laughing. You always find the best funnies!
ReplyDeleteLove it!
ReplyDeleteThin mints were always my favorite! I could eat a box in a sitting in my younger days. Happy New Year Debra!
ReplyDeleteI have made my peace with Kale ... don't love it. I would prefer a salad like your 'bacon bits' !
ReplyDeleteYou are so funny. I love the third one. Happy 2020.
ReplyDeleteGet yourself a brand new computer - apart from it scrambling your brain, the weight falls off big time.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! Loved these. So hilarious!
ReplyDeleteWell I do exercise 6 or 7 days a week. It makes me feel good and for 67 I am fit. I wanted to thank you for the comment about the rage. I cracked up.
ReplyDeleteThese all speak to me on a deep level. lol
ReplyDeleteIt's so funny how you mentioned Kale a few times in this post and the next one...I have actually set a "filter" in my email to send any email containing the word "kale" to the trash lol...I get a lot of recipe newsletters and I'm just NOT into kale!
ReplyDeleteSee, I moved that period back a word, so my new years resolution was to eat. Mischief managed. :D
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