Oh Deborah, thanks for all the chuckles. SG and I are all smiles because of you. Oh, and that one sit-up with the trainer: I was a trainer. SG was my client... briefly. That was us!!!
I love yoga, hiking, birding, and riding the horse and spend hours and hours at each. I think the key is to find something you love. Crunches and the gym never did it for me.
From Healthline... "When you stand, you burn anywhere from 100 to 200 calories an hour. It all depends on your sex, age, height, and weight. Sitting, by comparison, only burns 60 to 130 calories an hour."
ONLY?! Hey, calories burned are a good thing no matter how!
That one with the situps and trainer? That's David. The man will not do exercises even if it's saving his life. He will walk the track but that's about it.
About "burning calories doing nothing," you burn more calories when you are colder, so after a January and February in Canada, you should be thin as a reed! --Jim
LOL Croissants! That's great. On Christmas day I ate 3 of them. I think the motion of my arm lifting the croissants to my mouth counted as some kind of calorie burning.
I can't stop laughing! LOL! Actually, this is one of the reasons why I love my job, there is a lot of shit to do! LOL! I never stop moving. I am tired, but it has made me better for it!
Ha! Ha! Ha! I so get all these funnies, Debra! I still haven't reached my goal of doing a pull-up. Monday I had a session with my trainer, just after her session with Tommy. Tommy is the other woman who wants to be able to do pull-ups. The person after me cancelled at the last minute, so Julie, our trainer, made Tommy and me work out with her for another session on a "pull-up" circuit. (Gratis!) Toward the end, I sank on a mat and said, "I don't want to do a pull-up any more." "Yes you do, Julie said. "Back into that plank!" I wish you all the best with your exercise plans. Speaking for me, the exercising I'm doing now is the most important I've ever done. *Sigh*
Wonder how many calorie one burns when using their rocking chair.
ReplyDeleteI guess that it is the time of year when everyone is talking about losing weight. I like the attitude conveyed in these memes however.
ReplyDeleteI can relate to the "shaking my head". and the "crunches".
ReplyDeleteOh Deborah, thanks for all the chuckles. SG and I are all smiles because of you. Oh, and that one sit-up with the trainer: I was a trainer. SG was my client... briefly. That was us!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat you need is a new bra! See my blog!
ReplyDeleteI am definitely that raccoon. (I think it's a raccoon.)
The disbelief one is totally me!
ReplyDeletehahahaha!
ReplyDelete:) Love, cat.
ReplyDeleteI really needed this kick in the pants today.
ReplyDeleteSometimes, when life gets intense, we need to be reminded how to laugh.
I love yoga, hiking, birding, and riding the horse and spend hours and hours at each. I think the key is to find something you love. Crunches and the gym never did it for me.
ReplyDeleteOMG, these are hilarious! Morning tea through nose on the last one.
ReplyDeleteThose are awesome. Love the raccoon. Happy Day to you!
ReplyDeleteLove,
Deborah
The one with Nestle's and Captain is my favorite.
ReplyDeletehahaha! Thanks for the laughs
ReplyDeleteKale does me in! Cruel punishment!
ReplyDeleteFrom Healthline... "When you stand, you burn anywhere from 100 to 200 calories an hour. It all depends on your sex, age, height, and weight. Sitting, by comparison, only burns 60 to 130 calories an hour."
ReplyDeleteONLY?! Hey, calories burned are a good thing no matter how!
I thought those were supposed to be dumbbells, not cruelbells.
ReplyDeleteI am looking forward to the resolution about reading more books.
I never understand people eating kale, it's like someone crossed leaf lettuce with a rubber plant and then had a skunk pee on it!
ReplyDeleteThese are funny, but it's that wry kind of funny when you know they reflect your actual behavior. Still funny, though!
ReplyDeleteThat one with the situps and trainer? That's David. The man will not do exercises even if it's saving his life. He will walk the track but that's about it.
ReplyDeleteAbout "burning calories doing nothing," you burn more calories when you are colder, so after a January and February in Canada, you should be thin as a reed!
ReplyDelete--Jim
If being sarcastic burned calories, I'd be transparent by now.
ReplyDeleteHa! Love this.
ReplyDelete"Try this kale" - how rude can a person get?
Thank you, Deb.
I need to do more exercises. You remind me why I hate it.
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ReplyDeleteToo funny. Love them all.
ReplyDeleteJust laughing at these suggestions gave me a good workout.
ReplyDeleteJust popping over to wish Your Rare One a Merry Orthodox Christmas :)
ReplyDeleteoh the pain
ReplyDeleteI am using these ha-ha posts to inspire me to persevere
why run? we all end up at a dead end anyway
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA these are great!!!
ReplyDeleteCan't recall ever making a New Year's resolution. Seems pointless.
ReplyDeleteBut he could easily double his exercise
ReplyDeleteLOL Croissants! That's great. On Christmas day I ate 3 of them. I think the motion of my arm lifting the croissants to my mouth counted as some kind of calorie burning.
ReplyDeleteExercise is not good for you. The depression from knowing you are not doing any is debilitating.
ReplyDeletethe Ol'Buzzard
You,,,,,ALWAYS make me laugh.
ReplyDeletethank you for that.
jo
Stupid yoga mat!
ReplyDeleteAll so funny!
HAHAHA! Love these :)
ReplyDeleteI can't stop laughing! LOL! Actually, this is one of the reasons why I love my job, there is a lot of shit to do! LOL! I never stop moving. I am tired, but it has made me better for it!
ReplyDeleteHa! Ha! Ha! I so get all these funnies, Debra! I still haven't reached my goal of doing a pull-up. Monday I had a session with my trainer, just after her session with Tommy. Tommy is the other woman who wants to be able to do pull-ups. The person after me cancelled at the last minute, so Julie, our trainer, made Tommy and me work out with her for another session on a "pull-up" circuit. (Gratis!) Toward the end, I sank on a mat and said, "I don't want to do a pull-up any more." "Yes you do, Julie said. "Back into that plank!" I wish you all the best with your exercise plans. Speaking for me, the exercising I'm doing now is the most important I've ever done. *Sigh*
ReplyDeleteIt's why I ride a bike to work, I hate gyms and can't face the judgement I feel I get in those places.
ReplyDeleteI bought new yoga pants, which I love and wear all the time! I have yet to do any yoga though...
ReplyDeleteYeah - me too. Resolve to exercise more - get back on a daily exercise schedule. Maybe tomorrow.....
ReplyDeleteThat safety first photo is why I won't go back to the gym. I was always terrified I would end up in someone's making fun photo.
ReplyDeleteblessings
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I need to trick myself into exercise. This is why I miss sportball time at work - I've convinced myself it's free run around like a maniac time.
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