Happy May Day, everyone, and a Blessed Beltane to you all!
Alas, there will be no pagan sexual rites
conducted in person this year out in the
forests, meadows and fields to encourage
the fertility of the earth.
Social distancing must be maintained, you know.
I'm afraid that in 2020 all we can do
is enjoy some NSFW memes and LOLs.
Oh well, better than nothing, I suppose.
Yeah I'd pay a lot for a haircut right now.
ReplyDeleteWhy did not the lady in the last cartoon try that on herself? Cartoons are always so violent towards men.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteThe Beans after Dark one is great!
Also, I want that Superman graffiti. I have a wall just for it.
Happy Pagan Rites!
XOXO
BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Social distancing.
ReplyDeleteThe juicer!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for my morning spit-take,
Thank you, we needed that,
ReplyDeleteThis social distancing business is getting a bit tiresome though we isolate on...
ReplyDeleteWe have a 60ft maypole sitting on the edge of our town as it has done now for over 700 years. Rather appropriately it is situated at the bottom of a road called Paganhill
ReplyDeleteSome of these memes (almost literally) killed me.
ReplyDeleteThe juicer and foreplay ones are crazy! xD
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! The juicer would so be my mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhen she was here once, I have forgotten to put away a flashjack...she comes out with it in her hands and asked what was it? I told he a wine bottle chiller. Now she wants to go buy one at BBB.
Yes I need a haircut!!!
ReplyDeletei love the superman one!
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately my love life has been a lifetime of social distancing. Lol
ReplyDeleteAll of these made me smile ~ but those last two has left tears rolling down my face, and a stitch in my side!!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for sharing!
I laughed SO hard at the alien one; what does that say about me?
ReplyDeleteAlso the EE Cummings. :)
That Superman water fountain! Someone actually DID that!!!
ReplyDeleteThat juicer would definitely create some juice.
ReplyDeleteThe Superman one is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteIt's good to be sheltering in place with ones main squeeze so no social distancing required.
ReplyDeleteSnorting and snickering through this one... at a safe distance of course....
ReplyDeleteI seriously wonder how Ashley Madison is doing.
ReplyDelete@ Guillaume -- You're bad!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Debra, always good to have a giggle - and I need them badly! You put a smile on my face today.
ReplyDeleteoh man, those were funny..you made my day..
ReplyDeleteThat alien encounter gave me a good belly laugh, as did the last one... thanks, Deb!
ReplyDeleteI have a little grabber in the shed, great that I'll be able to sexually harrass at a safe distance. 😜
ReplyDeleteGood ones Debra! Thanks for the chuckles!
ReplyDeleteOh, those made me laugh! Thank you for that, Debra!
ReplyDeleteI'm about ready to take the dog clippers to my hair...
the first one - OMB! and the superman fountain.
ReplyDeleteHaha! We are living through a strange time! Great memes.
ReplyDeleteHope your Beltane was full of cheers and such. Our pagan group haven't gotten together since pandemic
ReplyDeletehahaha- you are way too naughty---that's why I love ya! lol
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! You share the best stuff :)
ReplyDeletethese are quite lurid where did you get these?
ReplyDelete@ Ur-spo -- Oh, I have my sources. You can find anything on the internet.
ReplyDeleteAwesome! Especially loved the foreplay!!!
ReplyDeleteoh dear these are seriously naughty one
ReplyDeletelolololol on the Superman.
ReplyDeleteThese are so deliciously bad, Debra! I wonder if anyone would have protested if I had secretly hung that Superman poster over a water fountain at school? LOL
ReplyDeleteI thought Conditioner Gordon was pretty clever, but that was just a warm up for the man propositioning the hooker for a haircut! Though you beat me to the punch, it seems we were both on the same wave-length!
ReplyDeleteJulie
OMG Deb! LOL! I can't stop laughing! LOL!
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