Friday, 1 May 2020

Fertility Rites in a Time of Pandemic


Happy May Day, everyone, and a Blessed Beltane to you all!

Alas, there will be no pagan sexual rites 
conducted in person this year out in the 
forests, meadows and fields to encourage 
the fertility of the earth.

Social distancing must be maintained, you know.


I'm afraid that in 2020 all we can do
is enjoy some NSFW memes and LOLs.

Oh well, better than nothing, I suppose.









42 comments:

  1. Yeah I'd pay a lot for a haircut right now.

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  2. Why did not the lady in the last cartoon try that on herself? Cartoons are always so violent towards men.

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  3. Hahahaha
    The Beans after Dark one is great!
    Also, I want that Superman graffiti. I have a wall just for it.

    Happy Pagan Rites!

    XOXO

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  4. BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Social distancing.

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  5. The juicer!!!

    Thanks for my morning spit-take,

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  6. Thank you, we needed that,

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  7. This social distancing business is getting a bit tiresome though we isolate on...

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  8. We have a 60ft maypole sitting on the edge of our town as it has done now for over 700 years. Rather appropriately it is situated at the bottom of a road called Paganhill

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  9. Some of these memes (almost literally) killed me.

    The juicer and foreplay ones are crazy! xD

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  10. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! The juicer would so be my mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    When she was here once, I have forgotten to put away a flashjack...she comes out with it in her hands and asked what was it? I told he a wine bottle chiller. Now she wants to go buy one at BBB.

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  11. Unfortunately my love life has been a lifetime of social distancing. Lol

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  12. All of these made me smile ~ but those last two has left tears rolling down my face, and a stitch in my side!!
    Thanks so much for sharing!

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  13. I laughed SO hard at the alien one; what does that say about me?
    Also the EE Cummings. :)

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  14. That Superman water fountain! Someone actually DID that!!!

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  15. That juicer would definitely create some juice.

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  16. The Superman one is hilarious.

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  17. It's good to be sheltering in place with ones main squeeze so no social distancing required.

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  18. Snorting and snickering through this one... at a safe distance of course....

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  19. I seriously wonder how Ashley Madison is doing.

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  20. Thanks, Debra, always good to have a giggle - and I need them badly! You put a smile on my face today.

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  21. oh man, those were funny..you made my day..

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  22. That alien encounter gave me a good belly laugh, as did the last one... thanks, Deb!

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  23. I have a little grabber in the shed, great that I'll be able to sexually harrass at a safe distance. 😜

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  24. Good ones Debra! Thanks for the chuckles!

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  25. Oh, those made me laugh! Thank you for that, Debra!
    I'm about ready to take the dog clippers to my hair...

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  26. the first one - OMB! and the superman fountain.

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  27. Haha! We are living through a strange time! Great memes.

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  28. Hope your Beltane was full of cheers and such. Our pagan group haven't gotten together since pandemic

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  29. hahaha- you are way too naughty---that's why I love ya! lol

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  30. HAHAHA! You share the best stuff :)

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  31. these are quite lurid where did you get these?

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  32. @ Ur-spo -- Oh, I have my sources. You can find anything on the internet.

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  33. Awesome! Especially loved the foreplay!!!

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  34. oh dear these are seriously naughty one

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  35. These are so deliciously bad, Debra! I wonder if anyone would have protested if I had secretly hung that Superman poster over a water fountain at school? LOL

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  36. I thought Conditioner Gordon was pretty clever, but that was just a warm up for the man propositioning the hooker for a haircut! Though you beat me to the punch, it seems we were both on the same wave-length!

    Julie

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  37. OMG Deb! LOL! I can't stop laughing! LOL!

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