Hahaha OMG the Clockwork Orange Sanders! The Karen of all chickens!The big cock request! Also, those little chicks in the 'ballet' tutus! BTW, what if he walks around with his 'parrot'? That's some redneck dish I wouldn't mind having.
Cutie chickie haha's. We had chickens for a while. It was interesting. I had rules though - I didn't touch them; they didn't touch me and if a hen was sitting on eggs - they were hers (touching and all).
OMG! These are all so hilarious. Thank you for the morning giggle, it helped fight the pain. The little ballerina chicks were only something a crazy person with my mindset would come up with that and follow through with. Thanks so much, dear.
Those ballet chicks are eggsactly what I needed this morning! Sorry, I didn't want Steven to feel alone :) I do believe that chickens are cats in poultry drag.
These are awesome (as always). Of course, the cutest are the ballet chicks. They're probably better at than I ever was. haha I also love the "let me speak to the manager" one.
The ballet chickens are the best.
ReplyDeleteChickens might make better shoulder birds then parrots.
the buick and "I've pecked your eyes out".
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ReplyDeleteOMG the Clockwork Orange Sanders! The Karen of all chickens!The big cock request!
Also, those little chicks in the 'ballet' tutus!
BTW, what if he walks around with his 'parrot'? That's some redneck dish I wouldn't mind having.
XOXO
Great chicken collection, such noble birds. And tasty too.
ReplyDeleteI don't know which made me laugh moire, but the Colonel Clockwork Orange made me shiver.
ReplyDeleteI always knew there was something off about Sanders.
I want to take that chicken with me to the shop when I want to complain. I also fancy getting a parrot for my shoulder.
ReplyDeletechicknic table....hahaha!
ReplyDelete'67 Buick and Speak to the Manager. No goose eggs in any of these.
ReplyDeleteCutie chickie haha's. We had chickens for a while. It was interesting. I had rules though - I didn't touch them; they didn't touch me and if a hen was sitting on eggs - they were hers (touching and all).
ReplyDeleteThese were eggcellent. Sorry it's so hot out that's the best I could do.
ReplyDeleteIt took me a few seconds to realize he wished for a big cock!
ReplyDeleteOMG! These are all so hilarious. Thank you for the morning giggle, it helped fight the pain. The little ballerina chicks were only something a crazy person with my mindset would come up with that and follow through with. Thanks so much, dear.
ReplyDeleteThose chicks in tutus... so tweet!
ReplyDeleteLove them all, but the chicks in tutus really cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteTFS!
Those ballet chicks are eggsactly what I needed this morning! Sorry, I didn't want Steven to feel alone :) I do believe that chickens are cats in poultry drag.
ReplyDeleteHello Debra, Today I'll go for corny and pick the "We couldn't get a sitter" one. --Jim
ReplyDeleteLittle chicks in muffin skirts upping the cuteness game.
ReplyDeleteBut you never answered the age old question: why did the chicken cross the street?
ReplyDeleteI LOVE the chicknick table. ;)
ReplyDeleteOh, that photo outside Popeye's. I suspect fowl play.
ReplyDeletePARROT!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou've helped me immensely Debs. I didn't know what to have for dinner tonight.
ReplyDeleteThis are wonderfully hysterical, Debra. The last one... gave me pause. I hope early retirement didn't include a warm place and great dinners.
ReplyDeleteI can hear Joann Worley saying.."Is that a chicken joke?"... on Rowan and Martin's Laugh In.
ReplyDeletehaha.. so many great laugh out lout finds!
ReplyDeleteI like the chicknic table.
ReplyDeleteI love chickens because they have beady little eyes.
ReplyDeleteI love the cartoon, Chicken Run.
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OMG - somebody actually put chicks in muffin cups. Who has that kind of patience?
ReplyDeleteLove, love, love this "chick flick blog" , friend D. Thanks for lifting my spirit … Much love, c.
ReplyDeleteAll very funny, but the one with the wish, it really made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteLove that chicknic table.
ReplyDeleteWhoa baby, check that cockrell's neck.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, what is up with the super legs? I think the Wendys joke was my fave.
ReplyDeleteThese are awesome (as always). Of course, the cutest are the ballet chicks. They're probably better at than I ever was. haha I also love the "let me speak to the manager" one.
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The chicken selling a 67 Buick! BAHAHAHAHA Loved that one!
ReplyDeleteThese are great..love the chic nick table..ballet LOL
ReplyDeleteI can't pick a favorite, they were all funny! Well, except for Colonel Clockwork and that was borderline creepy... but, yes, still funny!
ReplyDeleteAwww, that chick ballet -- okay, that's the most precious sight I've seen all week. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteI love a good laugh!!! Needed this
ReplyDeleteChickens are always great for a laugh! That chicknic table is adorable! Those poor baby chicks in too-toos. So cute though!
ReplyDeleteOhhhh hanging out with my parrot just too funny.
ReplyDeletethese are well done - just like how I want my chidden to be
ReplyDeletehahaha
ReplyDeleteballet chicken is cutest one lol
all are funny and made me laugh
thank you for sharing dear Debra
You come up with the best ideas for a collection of funnies, Debra. This is hysterical.
ReplyDeleteI love the baby chicks!!
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