Wednesday 27 May 2020

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner




And speaking of KFC --










Every chicken's dream --


46 comments:

  1. The ballet chickens are the best.

    Chickens might make better shoulder birds then parrots.

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  2. the buick and "I've pecked your eyes out".

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  3. Hahaha
    OMG the Clockwork Orange Sanders! The Karen of all chickens!The big cock request!
    Also, those little chicks in the 'ballet' tutus!
    BTW, what if he walks around with his 'parrot'? That's some redneck dish I wouldn't mind having.

    XOXO

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  4. Great chicken collection, such noble birds. And tasty too.

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  5. I don't know which made me laugh moire, but the Colonel Clockwork Orange made me shiver.

    I always knew there was something off about Sanders.

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  6. I want to take that chicken with me to the shop when I want to complain. I also fancy getting a parrot for my shoulder.

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  7. '67 Buick and Speak to the Manager. No goose eggs in any of these.

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  8. Cutie chickie haha's. We had chickens for a while. It was interesting. I had rules though - I didn't touch them; they didn't touch me and if a hen was sitting on eggs - they were hers (touching and all).

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  9. These were eggcellent. Sorry it's so hot out that's the best I could do.

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  10. It took me a few seconds to realize he wished for a big cock!

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  11. OMG! These are all so hilarious. Thank you for the morning giggle, it helped fight the pain. The little ballerina chicks were only something a crazy person with my mindset would come up with that and follow through with. Thanks so much, dear.

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  12. Those chicks in tutus... so tweet!

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  13. Love them all, but the chicks in tutus really cracked me up!
    TFS!

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  14. Those ballet chicks are eggsactly what I needed this morning! Sorry, I didn't want Steven to feel alone :) I do believe that chickens are cats in poultry drag.

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  15. Hello Debra, Today I'll go for corny and pick the "We couldn't get a sitter" one. --Jim

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  16. Little chicks in muffin skirts upping the cuteness game.

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  17. But you never answered the age old question: why did the chicken cross the street?

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  18. I LOVE the chicknick table. ;)

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  19. Oh, that photo outside Popeye's. I suspect fowl play.

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  20. You've helped me immensely Debs. I didn't know what to have for dinner tonight.

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  21. This are wonderfully hysterical, Debra. The last one... gave me pause. I hope early retirement didn't include a warm place and great dinners.

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  22. I can hear Joann Worley saying.."Is that a chicken joke?"... on Rowan and Martin's Laugh In.

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  23. haha.. so many great laugh out lout finds!

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  24. I like the chicknic table.

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  25. I love chickens because they have beady little eyes.

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  26. I love the cartoon, Chicken Run.
    the Ol'Buzzard

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  27. OMG - somebody actually put chicks in muffin cups. Who has that kind of patience?

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  28. Love, love, love this "chick flick blog" , friend D. Thanks for lifting my spirit … Much love, c.

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  29. All very funny, but the one with the wish, it really made me laugh.

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  30. Whoa baby, check that cockrell's neck.

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  31. Oh my gosh, what is up with the super legs? I think the Wendys joke was my fave.

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  32. These are awesome (as always). Of course, the cutest are the ballet chicks. They're probably better at than I ever was. haha I also love the "let me speak to the manager" one.

    Elsie

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  33. The chicken selling a 67 Buick! BAHAHAHAHA Loved that one!

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  34. These are great..love the chic nick table..ballet LOL

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  35. I can't pick a favorite, they were all funny! Well, except for Colonel Clockwork and that was borderline creepy... but, yes, still funny!

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  36. Awww, that chick ballet -- okay, that's the most precious sight I've seen all week. Thank you.

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  37. I love a good laugh!!! Needed this

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  38. Chickens are always great for a laugh! That chicknic table is adorable! Those poor baby chicks in too-toos. So cute though!

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  39. Ohhhh hanging out with my parrot just too funny.

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  40. these are well done - just like how I want my chidden to be

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  41. hahaha

    ballet chicken is cutest one lol

    all are funny and made me laugh
    thank you for sharing dear Debra

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  42. You come up with the best ideas for a collection of funnies, Debra. This is hysterical.

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