Hello, my dear fans and faithful acolytes,
Her Royal Highness the Cat
here once again at your service.
Say, are you having
"one of those days"
or even
"one of those lives?"
Do not despair!
I'm here to help!
So it's a damn good thing that
I can type and post memes, isn't it!
Otherwise, you would never benefit
from my wisdom and expert advice
about how to fix your life.
Read and learn!
Just follow my easy guidelines
and I guarantee you that
in no time flat
your life will be as
ULTRA-FABULOUS
as mine!
Well, kiss kiss and toodle-oo,
I must be off -- I'm late for the spa!
Time for a well-deserved
nap in the sun and a nice massage,
which I've more than earned due to all my
hard work giving advice today.
Later, bitchez!
Oh yeah, baby, that's good!
Her Royal Highness, should write a book, very good advice.
ReplyDeleteYou made my morning! -Jenn
ReplyDeleteAs usual HRH put everything in perspective and gives some much-needed advice.
ReplyDeleteLike that one about receipts!
thank you, HRH. hope you have been having a relaxing summer.
ReplyDeleteI like the "don't act like a twat" advice; so many humans ARE twats these days.
Life definitely isn't easy.... unless you're a cat.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteThanks for these! The kitty GIF at the beginning is absolutely cute! And I think I'll follow Jim Carrey's advice. And will keep the receipts.
XOXO
I feel a lot like the first kitty.
ReplyDeleteCool assortment of cats
ReplyDeleteI liked the cat with the tie. A black and white cat would have made it look like he was really wearing a tuxedo.
ReplyDeleteBijou approves of this message ... especially the part about massages and sleeping in the sun.
ReplyDeleteHello Debra, Suggesting that cats run the world used to be considered as a joke....
ReplyDelete--Jim
Oh, forget this cat crap from HRH...Just be the person your dog thinks you are!
ReplyDeleteThat cat massage tool is a hoot. To bad the human has to hold it. I would want something hands free so I could to other things.
ReplyDeleteThat pampered Pus. She's getting bold I tell ya.
ReplyDeleteHRH deigns to help us poor humans with such sage advice! Thank you!
ReplyDelete(I think it was actor Wil Wheaton who said the first rule in life is: Don't be a dick. Also very good advice.)
I love that Michael Bay does kittens gif. He's really good with explosives.
ReplyDeleteCats really do know all the secrets.
ReplyDeleteI need one of those head messagars but it needs to be big enough for me :)
Jim Carrey has the right idea!
ReplyDeleteThe 30 days until unrecognizability had me laughing until I nearly choked. The imagery!
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah, baby, that laid-back cat. If ours saw that machine, they'd be under the bed in a heartbeat. Thanks so much to Buddha for the best advice today.
ReplyDeleteThank you HRH. Some good advice.
ReplyDeleteI could manage all of those except give up sugar.
ReplyDeleteI think I want a whole peach pie!
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh! these are hilarious! i laughed so hard!
ReplyDeletelove & blessings
~*~
Pie sounds so good now! Hahaha Thank you :o)
ReplyDeleteSunbeam Salon--your choice of sofa sunbeam or hardwood floor sunbeam. :)
ReplyDeleteWhose face would I wear....hmm...?
Welcome, kitty, to my house of sunbeams.
ReplyDeleteShe's the dear Abbey of our time! I LOL'd at the Jim Carrey meme. ;)
ReplyDeleteLove the drinking poison and receipt for alibi. Still chuckling.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is "what doesn't kill you..."
ReplyDeleteHRH strikes again..She is truly a gift...Lately I have been telling them to keep the receipts due to the virus..No alibi for me..Good ones Deb..Thanks
ReplyDeletePurrs, cuddles and kisses :) Love, cat.
ReplyDeleteYour Highness, please don't tell Debra, because I kinda like her and don't wanna hurt her feelings. But you outdid her with this one. I kept thinking "OMG, this IS THE BEST," but then I scrolled down a bit and another "OMG..." was earned. Girlfriend I shall return for all this OMG madness and to remember your point about that which doesn't kill me.
ReplyDeleteTootles and love.
Cute Memes
ReplyDeleteThank you for putting a smile on my face! I think I really need a cat...
ReplyDeleteOMG - I love so many of these, and will be stealing a few that provide such perfect messages. Hope your weekend is as amazing as you are! Hugs, RO
ReplyDeleteGreat ones, as always.
ReplyDeleteI definitely have the dark, an sometimes inappropriate sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteI am ready to carpe the diem!
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU for the loads of giggles! Fun post!
ReplyDeleteHahaha .. Oh my ... how much fun the cat relaxes creambath ... ��!.
ReplyDeleteI was impressed by his expression.
Yes, I am having one of those days, YRH! I'm trying to perk myself up with dark chocolate and wine. It may work in the short term, but I won't be happy when I have to weigh myself tomorrow morning. Yup, I'm coping unhealthily now ~ LOL! But you have lifted my spirits mightily! Maybe I should try lying down in some sunbeams. Perhaps I can talk Terry into massaging my forehead! To-da-loo!
ReplyDeleteoh these were good; they brightened up an otherwise dull Sunday.
ReplyDeletewith all this wisdom to take in? I'm going to go get a pie
ReplyDeleteEat the whole pie - gravity will only win over sooner.
ReplyDeleteLove the Sunbeam Salon :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs.
ReplyDeletei wish i can have sense of humor like you lol
ReplyDeleteyou are such a treasure person dear Debra ,you pull away all the darkness from day :)))
love you so much !
I'll have to be sure to take the Buddha's advice to heart! LOL, also a sunbeam would be nice around now. We've had a run of gloomy days.
ReplyDeleteMuffin top meet rolling pin! Yowie! :D
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