Hello Debra, If you like chicken humor, I recommend Swimming Chickens, by Colin McEnroe. Only a few chapters are about chickens; the rest is about other animals. One of the funniest chapters is the one about his cat, Mackenzie. --Jim
Although some farm animals turn to strips out of economic coercion, others choose this career as they would any other. PETA offers up many heartbreaking anecdotes but this is not the full story.
"Who the hell is Clucky?" Bwahahaha! And I totally agree with the chicken that created the meme about the unfairness of roosters being the only one allowed to scream in the morning. It's not fair.
Keeping chickens is not all fun and games. Long ago, when I was working in an office, one of my co-workers kept chickens. One day when she went into the coop to gather eggs, the rooster pecked right through her leather boot and drew blood!
I lost some good tea laughing at "drag chicken". Also, whoever is in charge of KFC must have the wildest sense of humor. Did you see that "short movie" they produced with Lifetime (or it might have been Hallmark) about a young, hunky Col. Sanders in a romance-drama?
Drag chicken slayed me!
ReplyDelete"drag chicken" - hee hee!
ReplyDeleteWe had chickens for a while. It was interesting. Our rooster needed a sign like that one above except he could terrorize large humans also.
ReplyDeleteI love them all...especially the Chicken Strips one. TOO FUNNY!!
ReplyDeleteLove the McNuggets one, I lost my chicken hat when we sold the second house.
ReplyDeleteAll great but drag chicken and chicken in school were my favorites! :D
ReplyDeleteThe chicken hat was my favourite! Thanks for the chuckles, as usual, Debra.
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ReplyDeleteHello Debra, If you like chicken humor, I recommend Swimming Chickens, by Colin McEnroe. Only a few chapters are about chickens; the rest is about other animals. One of the funniest chapters is the one about his cat, Mackenzie.
ReplyDelete--Jim
AHAHAHAHA! Thanks for the belly laughs this morning, Deb.... when a chicken strips, does she use a boa?
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should don a chicken hat. It can't be worse than my actual Covid hairdo.
ReplyDeleteBWAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAA!! That Drag Chicken killed me. These are all so good.
ReplyDeleteI love them all, but that Drag Chicken was the best! LOL! Big Hugs Debra! Thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteAll of these are great.
ReplyDeleteAll very funny.
ReplyDeleteLaughed out loud at the Sonic sign.
ReplyDeleteAlthough some farm animals turn to strips out of economic coercion, others choose this career as they would any other. PETA offers up many heartbreaking anecdotes but this is not the full story.
ReplyDeleteToo much to mention here. SO good.
ReplyDelete"Chickens for McNuggets." Perfect.
The dinosaur chicken tenders really creeped me out.
These are all BRILLIANT! Hahaha! Thank you for the laugh. The Sonic sign was my favorite.
ReplyDeleteDrag chicken--wonderful!
ReplyDeleteDumb clucks won't ever go away. We can only hope they get bored and become less vocal.
ReplyDeleteWe've considered keeping chickens, one day it might happen.
ReplyDeleteYou know how to entertain.
ReplyDeleteCoffee is on and stay safe
Drag Chicken!!! LOL..Gotta watch those spurs on the Roosters..Nasty birds sometimes..Happy Sunday..Hope it warmed up a bit..Next week!!!
ReplyDelete"Who the hell is Clucky?" Bwahahaha! And I totally agree with the chicken that created the meme about the unfairness of roosters being the only one allowed to scream in the morning. It's not fair.
ReplyDeleteOh those were hilarious, I love the Colonel Sanders one!!!
ReplyDeleteI should be allowed to start the day screaming too. lol
ReplyDeleteoh these are good ! I loved all of them !
ReplyDeletechicken memes don't make up for being chased all over the back yard by crazed Banty roosters..
ReplyDeleteI want a hat like that. Think it is time for you to have another competition - not necessarily hats.
ReplyDeleteKeeping chickens is not all fun and games. Long ago, when I was working in an office, one of my co-workers kept chickens. One day when she went into the coop to gather eggs, the rooster pecked right through her leather boot and drew blood!
ReplyDeleteHahah..
ReplyDeleteDrag chicken.
My kids have eaten those dino nuggets.
Love the sonic sign as well.
Nothing like morning cock for me. As long as it's noy too loud.
ReplyDelete11 Herbs and Spices!!! Lolling!!!
ReplyDeleteLaughed at them all, tbh. Thanks!
Roosters are not nice to little kids. And Chickens for McNuggets is right on
ReplyDeleteHa-> chicken strips. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the cackles, Debra.
haha
ReplyDeleteso much fun here dear Debra
each was superb
Hahahah
ReplyDeleteThe chicken getting his education!!
Hahahah
XOXO
From now on, it will always be a Drag Chicken.
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I lost some good tea laughing at "drag chicken". Also, whoever is in charge of KFC must have the wildest sense of humor. Did you see that "short movie" they produced with Lifetime (or it might have been Hallmark) about a young, hunky Col. Sanders in a romance-drama?
ReplyDelete@ Rommy -- Yes, I saw it online -- it was SO bizarre!
ReplyDeleteOh boy ~ I have been terrorized by a rooster! Loved the Drag Chicken! thanks for the laughs, Debra!
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