There is scarcely a more horrific story
of Divine mass murder in the Bible or
a story with more dire spiritual implications
but hey, who cares?
There's cute animals galore so let's all
turn this into a beloved children's tale!
And since we're always up for a few harmless laffs
here at She Who Seeks blog -- enjoy, everyone!
And after it was all over . . . .
Hahahaha
ReplyDeleteThe water bill! Also, that lion in the last one? Priceless.
And it's true. There's a Venn diagram somewhere with the exact percentage of people denying global warming and those who believe in the flood and the talking snake.
XOXO
LOL LOL LOL ... all funny but true!!!
ReplyDeleteSo you think Noah made a stop in - oh - North America for bison or Australia for koalas, or the Galapagos for a couple of giant tortoises??? Hmmm, probably not. Well, all fairy tales are full of magic.
ReplyDeleteI prefer the flood myth of Gilgamesh
ReplyDeleteThe first one says it all! These are all great. :D
ReplyDeleteThese are truly fantastic! Love the first for sure.
ReplyDeletethe lion made me roar with laughter
ReplyDeleteMy absolute favorite "Noahs Ark"story has nothing to do with the Bible. There's a folk/filk/irish music duo called the Brobdingagian Bards. https://www.thebards.net/
ReplyDeleteOne of their songs is the Chieftains song "The Unicorn" all about how the unicorns missed getting on the Ark because they were off gallivanting about and all drowned in the end and "That's why you'll never see a Unicorn, today!" . TheBards version always ends with one of them crying like a little kid at the end about "All the unicorns DIED??" and such.
Well they played it, one time on tour in Ireland, and the "All of them Died??" schtick fell very flat.
Which is when they found out that the Unicorns in the song referred to the Unicorn on the English coat of arms, and was an Irish song celebrating all the English dying...
The skunks and the fake unicorns!
ReplyDelete--JIm
truth.
ReplyDeleteHockey Jesus wasn't enough for you, eh, Sporticus? Great post though, lots of LOLs, especially the lion!
ReplyDeleteOh Debra. You ought not be horrified at the violence. It was just God expressing His mercy, and besides all those animals and birds and creeping things were also evil and deserved to drown.
ReplyDeleteThe fishes and whales and shellfish and other sea creatures were righteous, tho, and probably some seabirds used loopholes to stay alive.
Besides, what other Bible stories would you rather have as a beloved children's tale? (Knowing your socialistic tendencies, I am guessing Acts 5:1-10.)
Will not go on a cruise ship. The endless buffet would kill me
ReplyDelete@ Bruce.desertrat -- Oh dear. Talk about not being able to read a room, LOL!
ReplyDelete@ Tundra Bunny -- It seems I tempt Fate every day.
ReplyDelete@ Old Lurker -- The moral of that story seems to be if you try to cheat St Peter, he'll kill you. Pretty standard Vatican stuff even today, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteNoah's Ark is a great example of countless scientific inaccuracies being directly accepted by the majority of the population because they're retarded
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't god just drown everyone then wave his magic wand and repopulate the earth?
ReplyDeleteLol. The lion was my favourite.
ReplyDeleteIt's the most horrible story in the Bible. Have you seen Ricky Gervais' take on the story of the Flood? Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteBigfoot, hahahaha. My b-i-l and his buds were fast believers.
ReplyDeleteHa - love that fat lion at the end.
ReplyDeleteThe skunks and the lion are priceless!
ReplyDeleteMagic Zoo boat...LOL!!! enjoy your weekend...
ReplyDeleteLOVE this Debra! LOL...the clown one...I nearly spit up my wine through my nose lol...YES Bigfoot had to have been on the ark!! I totally believe it. :)))
ReplyDeleteBigfoot! Imagining a good conversation dropping that joke. Thank you, haha.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is the one to ponder if Bigfoot was on the arc. So perfect! We live in a region with incredible hypocrisy. It is so crazy that it is fascinating.
ReplyDeleteOMG - these are all super funny, and perfect for a Sunday wakeup! Hugs, RO
ReplyDeleteOh man, these are the absolute best!
ReplyDeleteThese are hysterical! You amaze me with what you find, Debra!
ReplyDeleteThe last one! BAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeletehahahahaaa...................
ReplyDeleteeach was bombastic hahaha
the water bill and last one omg haha
thank you for making my day
So that's where the balloon animals got their start?!
ReplyDeleteThank goodness for all the crazy cat ladies!
ReplyDeleteThanks for all the hilarious cartoons! Imagine what it would have been like to be stuck on the Ark for months and months… Have you seen that scene in Good Omens where Aziraphale the Angel and Crowley the demon are watching the animals walk on to the Ark? Crowley calls out that one of the unicorns is running away. But he is shocked to realise that everyone is going to drown, including the kids. “Sounds more like what my lot would do,” he says.
ReplyDelete@ Sue Bursztynski -- Oh, that's a great scene -- I'd forgotten about that. Have you heard that they're making a sequel to "Good Omens"?
ReplyDeleteA good buffet can make up for a lot on a cruise bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Perfect!! Big Hugs!
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