@Tundra Bunny: if Debra had been a prosecuting attorney she could just be drumming up business. Ten years seems like a pretty short sentence, but I think it depends on the jurisdiction. (Also, I guess you get to keep the money you stole after your sentence is up? Is that how laws work?)
@ Old Lurker -- I hope you recognize where the handle "Auntie Debra" came from, lol. And no, you can't keep the money you steal from a bank (or anyone else) unless you hide it so well that the police can't find it. Any stolen money or assets purchased with stolen money which can be found/traced will be seized.
It's TRUE, I posted that meme. FUCK THE POLICE! If I could rob a bank, I WOULD and then I'd go live in COMFORT and LUXURY as QUEEN OF CATNIP ISLAND, as I so RICHLY DESERVE.
@HRH -- Puhhleeease, we all know you couldn't plan your way out of a WET PAPER BAG, let alone a BANK heist. If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your ears off! Since you're SUPPOSED to be an OMNIPOTENT member of the spirit world, why haven't you buggered off to reside on the LUXURIOUS CATNIP ISLAND already? Could it be that you're just another IMPOTENT CAT who's burned off her 9 lives and has nothing better to do in LIMBO than be a pain in the ass?
@ Tundra Bunny -- Sheesh, human, who PISSED in YOUR cornflakes this morning? I won't even DIGNIFY your TIRADE with a RESPONSE. Watch your step, Rabbit. I can always get Debra She Who Seeks to BLOCK YOU. I have her wrapped around MY LITTLE PAW.
I like the bank robbery advice. It's tough to get a house loan just now! Guess what, I was looking through an old book and I found the Oilers bookmark that you mailed to me years ago. Don't you love finding something you thought you lost?
Ha Ha! Voodoo and fire ants for the win!
ReplyDeleteWhere can I get a ton of fire ants?
ReplyDeleteoh i love EACH of these.. but the loan shark is the best!
ReplyDeleteLove that second one! So true!
ReplyDeleteI like the loan shark.
ReplyDeletePotato Juice is my new go to description.
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https://idleeyesandadormy.com/
A retired lawyer advises followers to rob banks... ohhhh, how the mighty have fallen, LOL!
ReplyDeleteBWAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA! That loan shark got me.
ReplyDeleteoooooh - fire ants and voodoo. We've got the fire ants here and I've got some serious spells - uh stuff too.
ReplyDeleteDrinking a liter of vodka is healthier than being dead
ReplyDeleteAuntie Debra always has the best advice!
ReplyDelete@Tundra Bunny: if Debra had been a prosecuting attorney she could just be drumming up business. Ten years seems like a pretty short sentence, but I think it depends on the jurisdiction. (Also, I guess you get to keep the money you stole after your sentence is up? Is that how laws work?)
Some fine advice takeaways here. I have especially found the last one to be the truth.
ReplyDelete@ Tundra Bunny -- I think HRH slipped that one in when I wasn't looking. I would NEVER advise people to break the law.
ReplyDelete@ Old Lurker -- I hope you recognize where the handle "Auntie Debra" came from, lol. And no, you can't keep the money you steal from a bank (or anyone else) unless you hide it so well that the police can't find it. Any stolen money or assets purchased with stolen money which can be found/traced will be seized.
ReplyDeleteIt's TRUE, I posted that meme. FUCK THE POLICE! If I could rob a bank, I WOULD and then I'd go live in COMFORT and LUXURY as QUEEN OF CATNIP ISLAND, as I so RICHLY DESERVE.
ReplyDeleteThe last one is true and sad. And I always lift with my legs!
ReplyDelete@HRH -- Puhhleeease, we all know you couldn't plan your way out of a WET PAPER BAG, let alone a BANK heist. If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your ears off! Since you're SUPPOSED to be an OMNIPOTENT member of the spirit world, why haven't you buggered off to reside on the LUXURIOUS CATNIP ISLAND already? Could it be that you're just another IMPOTENT CAT who's burned off her 9 lives and has nothing better to do in LIMBO than be a pain in the ass?
ReplyDelete@ Tundra Bunny -- Sheesh, human, who PISSED in YOUR cornflakes this morning? I won't even DIGNIFY your TIRADE with a RESPONSE. Watch your step, Rabbit. I can always get Debra She Who Seeks to BLOCK YOU. I have her wrapped around MY LITTLE PAW.
ReplyDeleteI like the bank robbery advice. It's tough to get a house loan just now!
ReplyDeleteGuess what, I was looking through an old book and I found the Oilers bookmark that you mailed to me years ago. Don't you love finding something you thought you lost?
@ Kay G -- Your comment made me smile! Go Oilers!
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DeleteLife with your legs, not your back.
ReplyDeleteThat’s what my parents taught me!
Another vote for the loan shark
ReplyDeleteIt has become Potato Juice to me -- forever.
ReplyDeleteA ton of fire ants... that sounds doable. Thanks for the advice, Auntie Debra. Love this post.
ReplyDeleteLove the advice, Debra! A ton of fire ants sounds good to me! Thanks for the laughs!
ReplyDeleteVoodoo and Fire Ants... it works for me. The Financial Advice of the Truck full of Money and the Bank had me ROTFLMAO.
ReplyDeleteI had no idea that Vodka was made from potatoes - I always thought that it was made from cereal wheat grains.
ReplyDeleteI'm definitely going to try out the pant leg idea lol! ☺☺
ReplyDeleteThese are all good ones. Have a great day.
ReplyDeleteThere were some knee-slappers in here, Debra! Thanks for the giggles
ReplyDeleteWords of wisdom! Auntie Debra knows things. We should listen to her. LOL
ReplyDeleteThat last one...sigh...so true.
ReplyDeleteI hope your day is going good.
ReplyDeleteCoffee is on and stay safe
So tempted by the revenge thing! Particularly as my 'victim' loves ants. He he he!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm definitely going to start tucking my trouser leg in.
All great advices.
ReplyDeleteha,ha, love them, particularly the van full of money and the voodoo and ants.
ReplyDeletefire ants are evil...
ReplyDelete#3..no worries...no children ! Love the pants leg one..Probably very true!!
ReplyDeleteSuch sensible sage advice ! You should charge something, reasonable attorneys fees.
ReplyDeletePotato juice...lol
ReplyDeleteI've seen enough movies to know if you steal the money the bad guys always come for you!
ReplyDeleteDont let your ice cream melt is the best advice ever
ReplyDeleteI'm a fan of voodoo and fire ants!
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