Friday, 15 July 2022

Listen To Your Auntie Debra










44 comments:

  1. Ha Ha! Voodoo and fire ants for the win!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Where can I get a ton of fire ants?

    ReplyDelete
  3. oh i love EACH of these.. but the loan shark is the best!

    ReplyDelete
  4. Love that second one! So true!

    ReplyDelete
  5. Potato Juice is my new go to description.

    Sassybear
    https://idleeyesandadormy.com/

    ReplyDelete
  6. A retired lawyer advises followers to rob banks... ohhhh, how the mighty have fallen, LOL!

    ReplyDelete
  7. BWAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA! That loan shark got me.

    ReplyDelete
  8. oooooh - fire ants and voodoo. We've got the fire ants here and I've got some serious spells - uh stuff too.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Drinking a liter of vodka is healthier than being dead

    ReplyDelete
  10. Auntie Debra always has the best advice!

    @Tundra Bunny: if Debra had been a prosecuting attorney she could just be drumming up business. Ten years seems like a pretty short sentence, but I think it depends on the jurisdiction. (Also, I guess you get to keep the money you stole after your sentence is up? Is that how laws work?)

    ReplyDelete
  11. Some fine advice takeaways here. I have especially found the last one to be the truth.

    ReplyDelete
  12. @ Tundra Bunny -- I think HRH slipped that one in when I wasn't looking. I would NEVER advise people to break the law.

    ReplyDelete
  13. @ Old Lurker -- I hope you recognize where the handle "Auntie Debra" came from, lol. And no, you can't keep the money you steal from a bank (or anyone else) unless you hide it so well that the police can't find it. Any stolen money or assets purchased with stolen money which can be found/traced will be seized.

    ReplyDelete
  14. It's TRUE, I posted that meme. FUCK THE POLICE! If I could rob a bank, I WOULD and then I'd go live in COMFORT and LUXURY as QUEEN OF CATNIP ISLAND, as I so RICHLY DESERVE.

    ReplyDelete
  15. The last one is true and sad. And I always lift with my legs!

    ReplyDelete
  16. @HRH -- Puhhleeease, we all know you couldn't plan your way out of a WET PAPER BAG, let alone a BANK heist. If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your ears off! Since you're SUPPOSED to be an OMNIPOTENT member of the spirit world, why haven't you buggered off to reside on the LUXURIOUS CATNIP ISLAND already? Could it be that you're just another IMPOTENT CAT who's burned off her 9 lives and has nothing better to do in LIMBO than be a pain in the ass?

    ReplyDelete
  17. @ Tundra Bunny -- Sheesh, human, who PISSED in YOUR cornflakes this morning? I won't even DIGNIFY your TIRADE with a RESPONSE. Watch your step, Rabbit. I can always get Debra She Who Seeks to BLOCK YOU. I have her wrapped around MY LITTLE PAW.

    ReplyDelete
  18. I like the bank robbery advice. It's tough to get a house loan just now!
    Guess what, I was looking through an old book and I found the Oilers bookmark that you mailed to me years ago. Don't you love finding something you thought you lost?

    ReplyDelete
  19. @ Kay G -- Your comment made me smile! Go Oilers!

    ReplyDelete
  20. Life with your legs, not your back.
    That’s what my parents taught me!

    ReplyDelete
  21. Another vote for the loan shark

    ReplyDelete
  22. It has become Potato Juice to me -- forever.

    ReplyDelete
  23. A ton of fire ants... that sounds doable. Thanks for the advice, Auntie Debra. Love this post.

    ReplyDelete
  24. Love the advice, Debra! A ton of fire ants sounds good to me! Thanks for the laughs!

    ReplyDelete
  25. Voodoo and Fire Ants... it works for me. The Financial Advice of the Truck full of Money and the Bank had me ROTFLMAO.

    ReplyDelete
  26. I had no idea that Vodka was made from potatoes - I always thought that it was made from cereal wheat grains.

    ReplyDelete
  27. I'm definitely going to try out the pant leg idea lol! ☺☺

    ReplyDelete
  28. These are all good ones. Have a great day.

    ReplyDelete
  29. There were some knee-slappers in here, Debra! Thanks for the giggles

    ReplyDelete
  30. Words of wisdom! Auntie Debra knows things. We should listen to her. LOL

    ReplyDelete
  31. That last one...sigh...so true.

    ReplyDelete
  32. I hope your day is going good.
    Coffee is on and stay safe

    ReplyDelete
  33. So tempted by the revenge thing! Particularly as my 'victim' loves ants. He he he!
    And I'm definitely going to start tucking my trouser leg in.

    ReplyDelete
  34. ha,ha, love them, particularly the van full of money and the voodoo and ants.

    ReplyDelete
  35. #3..no worries...no children ! Love the pants leg one..Probably very true!!

    ReplyDelete
  36. Such sensible sage advice ! You should charge something, reasonable attorneys fees.

    ReplyDelete
  37. I've seen enough movies to know if you steal the money the bad guys always come for you!

    ReplyDelete
  38. Dont let your ice cream melt is the best advice ever

    ReplyDelete
  39. I'm a fan of voodoo and fire ants!

    ReplyDelete

Your comments are welcomed and appreciated!

However, comment moderation is on and no comments will be published from trolls, haters, bots or spammers.